Cheap Skate Jokes
6 cheap skate jokes and hilarious cheap skate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheap skate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheap Skate Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A man dies and his three best friends, Matthew, Mark and James are looking at his body in the coffin.
Matthew says "He was such a good friend. I don't want him to go to his maker empty handed" and he throws $200 in cash into the coffin. Mark says he agrees and also throws in $200 in cash.
James says "You cheap-skates! I'm ashamed of you and I'm going to give him $1,000." He then writes out a check for $1,400, throws it in and takes the $400 in change out of the coffin.
I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate
But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.
Why was the fisherman upset with his new property?
After selling his sole for a small plaice perched by the sea (something to the tuna 500 square feet), he found something fishy within contract and realised he cod do better if he weren't such a cheap-skate.
I bought a pair of roller blades at a garage sale...
Some people might call me a cheap skate.
The mean man's party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?
Last Christmas my parents got me a pair of flip flops with matchbox cars glued to the bottom..
Cheap Skates!
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