The Best 9 Cheap People Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheap People jokes. There are some cheap people individuals jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheap people supermarkets puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheap People Jokes and Puns

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders finest scotch.

Bartender: (giving him the drink) that would be $2 Sir.

Guy: woah, this is cheap. You are good people. I want to thank your manager. Where is he?

Bartender: in the hotel room Sir, with my wife.

Guy: What's he doing with your wife?

Bartender: The same thing I'm doing with his business.

I don't understand why people buy cheap boomerangs

They only throw them away.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

A clinic was trialling a new, cheap way to numb a patient for surgery.

The new method involved blunt force trauma to the patient's head.

The strategy was such a success that people would line up around the block to receive the new anaesthetic.

A man asked the doctor what the line was for.

The doctor replied "that's the punchline."

Sandbox games

The newlyweds and young parents in town discover that the fine sand in the nearby nature resort makes for excellent sandbox sand. So people go in to get a big cart of sand and make some cheap garden sandboxes for their children. The park rangers forbid this and nobody can steal sand anymore. This guy sneaks in with a big cart and scoops it full but on his way out he sees a park ranger and starts to quickly shovel the sand out of his cart. "Oh no sir! You won't get away with it that easily!" the park ranger barks,

"You can't dump that here so take it right back home with you!"


You know what they say: if it ain't broke

Cheap people don't recommend it.

What is the object of American football played by really cheap people?

Get the quarter back.

I bought a pair of roller blades at a garage sale...

Some people might call me a cheap skate.

Girl, are you a community college?

Because you're cheap, easy to get into, and people will settle for you if they can't do any better.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheap people inexpensive jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cheap people cheaper piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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