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Short cheap jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheap humour may include short cheep jokes also.

  1. If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative... Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!
  2. I had a breakthrough today and got in touch with my inner self. That's the last time I use cheap toilet paper.
  3. My grandpa's so cheap... When he dies, he'll probably walk towards the light - and turn it off.
  4. My wife's locked herself in the kitchen after we had a furious argument over how cheap and pennypinching I've become since we got married… She's in there now, ripping all the plates in half…
  5. I bought my Dad a cheap dictionary for Christmas. He couldn't find the right words to thank me.
  6. My granma got my granpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, "like a cheap castle". When I looked confused, he explained, "no ballroom"
  7. I think I really connected with my inner self today… That's the last time I use cheap toilet paper.
  8. When I was small my parents used to bath me in cheap Australian lager It wasn't until I was 18 I realised I had been Fostered
  9. I got gas today for $1.49. I couldn't believe it was that cheap. Then again, I don't know what else I expected going to Taco Bell.
  10. What do you call cheap apartments in the Middle East? Low rents of Arabia.

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Which cheap one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheap? I can suggest the ones about discount and affordable.

  1. I bought a cheap thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
  2. Why is gravity so cheap? Why Because it's mass-produced.
  3. What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off.
  4. What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room
  5. I just booked some cheap seats from United. They were in the nosebleed section.
  6. Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings. Corona did what Trump promised
  7. My wife claims that I'm cheap But I'm not buying it
  8. Girls pants are like a cheap hotel... ... no ballroom.
  9. What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom.
  10. How do you end a prayer to the noodle God? Ramen.
  11. These pants fit like a cheap hotel... No ballroom.
  12. My jokes are military grade Cheap and overused
  13. For sale: Dead canary Not going cheap
  14. What's expensive and dirt cheap at the same time? Fresh grad
  15. An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon... It was secondhand.

Cheap Cars Jokes

Here is a list of funny cheap cars jokes and even better cheap cars puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Buy a cheap phone, but don't buy a cheap car Buy No*kia*
  • Why is Trump's car insurance so cheap? NO COLLISION.
  • If driving your car is too expensive, we in germany got some good connections for cheap gas.
  • Last Christmas my parents got me a pair of flip flops with matchbox cars glued to the bottom.. Cheap Skates!
  • How to get a cheap car in Finland? Buy it from Germany and register it to Estonia
  • Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible? Because torque is cheap
  • What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it? A Ford.

Cheap People Jokes

Here is a list of funny cheap people jokes and even better cheap people puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I don't understand why people buy cheap boomerangs They only throw them away.
  • You know what they say: if it ain't broke Cheap people don't recommend it.
  • What is the object of American football played by really cheap people? Get the quarter back.
  • I bought a pair of roller blades at a garage sale... Some people might call me a cheap skate.
  • Girl, are you a community college? Because you're cheap, easy to get into, and people will settle for you if they can't do any better.
  • Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a p**... for Halloween? So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Cheap joke, Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a p**... for Halloween?

Cheap Drunk Jokes

Here is a list of funny cheap drunk jokes and even better cheap drunk puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I got drunk and hired a cheap lawyer last night. Think I might have contracted something...
  • Hey girl, you must be called Pepsi You're cheap, drunk all day, and you ain't gonna carry yourself home...

Jewish Cheap Jokes

Here is a list of funny jewish cheap jokes and even better jewish cheap puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Do you know how Jewish birds chirp? Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap!
  • How can you tell if your neighbor is jewish? He's too cheap to buy christmas lights!
  • Why did the cheap Jewish guy never go to his neighbourhood Jewish bakery? The challah cost.
Cheap joke, Why did the cheap Jewish guy never go to his neighbourhood Jewish bakery?

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Returning on Investment

After being away on buisness, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
"That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."
The clerk handed him a mirror.

What do a man's thong and a cheap hotel have in common?

No Ballroom

I have a kid in africa

which I feed, clothe and school for less than a dollar a day, which is really cheap.
Ofcourse the plane ticket to send him there was quite expensive, but now it's really working out.
(stolen from the awesome Jeselnik)

So I heard the royal baby was 8 pounds.

That's awfully cheap for a human baby.

I got a cheap circumcision yesterday...

It was a rip off.

A Mexican, an Arab, and a r**... girl......

A Mexican, an Arab, and a r**... girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his p**..., and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The r**... girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says:
'In America we have so many i**... aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

I wouldn't say Scotsmen are cheap but...

A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the most expensive restaurants in The world. After the meal their waiter came over to present the check and a Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie just g**... the check to me".
Headlines in the local newspaper next day read: "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".

I like my (wo)men like I like my coffee...

...hot, black, and strong
^(possibly the original)
...thin, pale, and extra-sweet.
...50% alcohol.
...all over my g**... while I'm trying to drive.
...I don't like coffee.
...imported from micronesia.
...free, fresh and in the breakroom.
...huge and cheap with room for cream.
...cold, bitter, expensive and Italian.
...in a plastic cup.
^(eddie izzard)
...ground up, roasted, and quickly disposed of.

Beer

This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of "Bud Light" cheap.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of beer, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a s**... voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, handsome. Would you be interested in trading s**... for beer?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer 'ya got?"

"These speakers didn't cost that much so I doubt they will work well"

"that is a cheap stereotype"

Obama frees a genie

Obama frees a genie, but this is a cheap genie and he only grants him one wish. Obama furrows his brow in thought and finally comes up with the perfect single wish and starts:
"Now, let me be clear..."
he turns into a window.

A lady walks into a pet store...

She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO
The lady asks the pet shop owner, "Why so cheap?" The owner says "This bird used to live in a brothel, so he says a lot of inappropriate things." The lady can't pass up the deal and decides to get the bird anyway.
She gets the bird home and the first thing the bird says is "Finally cleaned up this dump, and the new madam isn't bad looking." The lady finds it amusing.
Her two teen daughters get home and the bird says "New w**... in the house, business will be booming tonight." The girls are shocked but laugh it off.
A few hours later the woman's husband gets home and the bird says "Hey Jim."

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

I like my health care like I like my h**... (oc)

Cheap, and accepting of all preexisting conditions...as far as I'm aware I just made this up, be gentle

What's the difference between the Seahawks and a cheap h**...?

The h**... won't choke on six inches.

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders finest scotch.
Bartender: (giving him the drink) that would be $2 Sir.
Guy: woah, this is cheap. You are good people. I want to thank your manager. Where is he?
Bartender: in the hotel room Sir, with my wife.
Guy: What's he doing with your wife?
Bartender: The same thing I'm doing with his business.

There were once some monks who decided to raise money by opening a flower shop

There was once an order of monks that needed to raise some money. They figured that the best way to do this was by opening a flower shop and selling flowers.
Now, these monks sold their flowers really cheap, and everyone liked the idea of buying flowers from men of God, so much so that all the other florists slowly lost all their business.
Realizing their predicament, the florists banded to figure out how to remove these monks. They finally settled on Big Hugh, the best kneecapper in town. Big Hugh went to the monks and made several casual comments about the flammability of their monastary. Cowed, the monks caved to his demands, thus proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

If I had a nickel for every time I had s**......

... I'd be a very cheap h**....

Wife and i need a vacation.

So my wife and i needed a vacation, however didn't have the money. So my wife suggests that for one year every time we have s**... we put $20 in a jar, at the end of the year we use the moeny to pay for a trip. A year goes by and we decide to count the money.. I count it and tell the wife we have $1200, but then i ask her i thought we agreed to only put $20 in the jar, why are there $50 and $100 bills? My wife replied, not everyone is as cheap as you!!!

Why does Gandalf never dress as a p**... for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer t**....
They're under a Buck.

What do you call a cheap wig?

A small price toupée.

Tight pants are like a cheap hotel...

No ball room

If I had a dollar for every time I had s**...

I'd be a cheap p**...

A man notices a TV for sale.

"Hey, how much is this TV?"
The salesman replies "1 dollar."
"Only a dollar? Why so cheap?"
The salesman tells him "the sound is stuck on the highest volume."
"So it's always on the highest volume? And it's only one dollar?"
"Yup."
"Wow, can't turn that down."

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

I got in touch with my inner self this morning.

That's the last time I'm buying the cheap toilet paper.

Bought a cheap horse over the weekend. Problem is she sleeps all day.

What a nightmare.

What does Matt Damon call it when he shops for cheap clothes?

Goodwill Hunting

Where do shrimp go to buy cheap things ?

A prawn shop.

My dad told me never to go to a cheap, s**..., dirty, raunchy s**... club, because you'll see something you really shouldn't.

So I went.
And I saw my dad.

A kid asked his cheap dad for $5

"$4? What do you need $3 for? I've only got $2. Here's $1"

Man finds an HD TV in a Garage Sale

"How much is this TV?" the man said.
The seller responded, "One dollar."
"Wow, only one dollar?"
"Yep, one dollar."
Why is it so cheap?" asked the man.
"Its volume is turned all the way up, and you can't adjust it, it's stuck that way." said the seller.
"So the volume is always turned up?"
"Yep."
"And it's only a dollar?"
"Yes, one dollar."
"Just cause the volume is turned all the way up?"
"Yep."
"Wow! Can't turn that down."

So I hear

Tickets to Guam are cheap this time of year....

My grandfather was cheap. He'd give me a 50 dollar bill each year for my birthday

Not currency; an actual invoice for 50 dollars

I've got a parachute for sale. Never been used. Cheap.

No strings attached.

I saw a TV for sale for 1$

I saw that the TV was in very good condition.
"Why is it so cheap? " I asked the seller
"The volume is stuck at max, and it can't be turned down" he replied
"So everything else works?" I asked
He turned it on, and sure enough everything worked, except the volume
"So you're gonna buy it?"
"A TV for $1? Can't turn it down"

I saved a fortune by not vaccinating my child.

Which was fortunate, because kids funerals don't come cheap.

A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap?

"Because this s**... parrot keeps reposting c**... jokes" said the pet store employee.

Woman goes to a doctor with a t**... lodged inside her...

Doctor: So how did this happen?
Woman: I don't know, I mean I didn't get them from the store as usual, I saw a special deal on eBay, a hundred boxes for $1!
Doctor: A hundred boxes for $1? Didn't that sound suspiciously cheap to you?
Woman: Well I thought that too, so I checked the entire listing and it said plain and clear
One hundred boxes of tampons for $1...
...no strings attached!

Because it wasn't good for Adam to be all by himself, the Lord came down for a visit.

"Adam," the Lord said, "I have a plan to make you a very happy man. I'm going to give you a companion who will fulfill your every need and desire. She will be loving, and beautiful, and faithful. She will make you feel wonderful every day of your life."
Adam was stunned, "That sounds incredible!"
"I'm glad you like the idea, but it doesn't come cheap." The Lord replied. "It will cost you an arm and a leg."
"That's a pretty high price to pay," Adam said. "What can I get for a rib?"

Why is it cheap to feed a giraffe?

A little goes a long way

What's the cheapest part of a house?

The roof tiles, because they're on the house.

I was staying in a hotel last night. Before I went to bed, I phoned down to reception.

Hi, this is room 317. Can I have a wake-up call, please?
The receptionist replied, Yes. You're fat, in your 40′s and given you're staying in such a cheap hotel probably haven't achieved much in your life.

I hired a guy to represent me in court today.

He was very cheap and brought me the best cup of coffee. Unfortunately we lost the case.
He told me next time hire a barrister and not a barista.

What do you call a cheap p**... who does her job well?

A good bang for your buck

Cheaper Pub in the World

Guy walks into a pub and asks the bar man for a pint;
‟That will be $0.05 please sir .
‟Wow, in that case I will have a shot of whisky too
‟Certainly, that will be $0.03 sir .
‟Damnnn, OK and a packet of crisps .
‟0.01 please sir, $0.08 all together .
‟This is astonishing, can I speak to the owner of this place, I would like to thank him .
‟Oh, not just now, he is busy, he is upstairs with my wife .
‟...What is he doing upstairs with your wife?
‟Same thing I'm doing down here with his business .

Why is Only Fans so cheap in Alabama?

Family discount.

Mercedes for Sale @ $1

Someone put up this advertisement.
No one believed it, but one old man responded and went to see the car.
The Lady actually sold him a Mercedes, which had done just 12,000 kms, for $1.
She handed him the papers and the Car keys. Deal done.
As the old man was leaving, he said "I would die of suspense if you don't tell me why this car was sold so cheap?"
The Lady replied "I am just fulfilling the will of my deceased husband, where all money receievd from sale of his Mercedes would go to his Secretary".

Why didn't Gandalf bring h**... to Bilbo's birthday party?

Because he is not a conjurer of cheap tricks.

When I was a child my mum always used to bathe me in cheap Australian beer.

It wasn't till I was 18 that I realized I'd been Fostered....

Where do music loving cats go to for vacation

Sing-a-purr
(I know it's cheap, I'll see myself out)

Why is it cheaper to throw a party in a haunted house?

Because the ghosts will bring the boos

Remember when McDonalds used to serve cheap, c**... food? I went in for the first time in years and I was surprised how much it had changed.

It's actually quite expensive now.

My wife says i'm cheap..

But i'm not buying it

I'm looking for a woman, recently married, recently cheated on , mad or scorned...

Who is willing to sell her man's tools for cheap.

Once you start buying cheap brakes.....

You won't be able to stop

My dad told me to never go to a cheap, sleezy, raunchy s**... club, because you will see something you really shouldn't

So I went…
I saw my dad

What is the cheapest meat?

It's deer b**... they're always under a buck.

What's the cheapest meat you can buy?

Deer b**.... Their under a buck.

What does a pair of Levi's and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

Cheap joke, What does a pair of Levi's and a cheap hotel have in common?

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