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... no ballroom.
No Ballroom
No ballroom.
a rip off.
which I feed, clothe and school for less than a dollar a day, which is really cheap.
Ofcourse the plane ticket to send him there was quite expensive, but now it's really working out.
(stolen from the awesome Jeselnik)
No ballroom.
It was a rip off.
A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says:
'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the most expensive restaurants in The world. After the meal their waiter came over to present the check and a Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie just gae the check to me".
Headlines in the local newspaper next day read: "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
...hot, black, and strong
^(possibly the original)
...thin, pale, and extra-sweet.
...50% alcohol.
...all over my genitals while I'm trying to drive.
...I don't like coffee.
...imported from micronesia.
...free, fresh and in the breakroom.
...huge and cheap with room for cream.
...cold, bitter, expensive and Italian.
...in a plastic cup.
^(eddie izzard)
...ground up, roasted, and quickly disposed of.
This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of "Bud Light" cheap.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of beer, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, handsome. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer 'ya got?"
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"that is a cheap stereotype"
She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO
The lady asks the pet shop owner, "Why so cheap?" The owner says "This bird used to live in a brothel, so he says a lot of inappropriate things." The lady can't pass up the deal and decides to get the bird anyway.
She gets the bird home and the first thing the bird says is "Finally cleaned up this dump, and the new madam isn't bad looking." The lady finds it amusing.
Her two teen daughters get home and the bird says "New whores in the house, business will be booming tonight." The girls are shocked but laugh it off.
A few hours later the woman's husband gets home and the bird says "Hey Jim."
Deer nuts, they're under a buck.
Cheap, and accepting of all preexisting conditions...as far as I'm aware I just made this up, be gentle
He couldn't find the right words to thank me.
The hooker won't choke on six inches.
A guy walks into a bar and orders finest scotch.
Bartender: (giving him the drink) that would be $2 Sir.
Guy: woah, this is cheap. You are good people. I want to thank your manager. Where is he?
Bartender: in the hotel room Sir, with my wife.
Guy: What's he doing with your wife?
Bartender: The same thing I'm doing with his business.
There was once an order of monks that needed to raise some money. They figured that the best way to do this was by opening a flower shop and selling flowers.
Now, these monks sold their flowers really cheap, and everyone liked the idea of buying flowers from men of God, so much so that all the other florists slowly lost all their business.
Realizing their predicament, the florists banded to figure out how to remove these monks. They finally settled on Big Hugh, the best kneecapper in town. Big Hugh went to the monks and made several casual comments about the flammability of their monastary. Cowed, the monks caved to his demands, thus proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
... I'd be a very cheap hooker.
When I looked confused, he explained, "no ballroom"
No *ball*room
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Deer testicles.
They're under a Buck.
A small price toupΓ©e.
No ball room
It was secondhand.
I'd be a cheap prostitute
"Hey, how much is this TV?"
The salesman replies "1 dollar."
"Only a dollar? Why so cheap?"
The salesman tells him "the sound is stuck on the highest volume."
"So it's always on the highest volume? And it's only one dollar?"
"Yup."
"Wow, can't turn that down."
No ballroom
That's the last time I'm buying the cheap toilet paper.
They were in the nosebleed section.
So I went.
And I saw my dad.
Hot, cheap, and Asian
Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
"$4? What do you need $3 for? I've only got $2. Here's $1"
"How much is this TV?" the man said.
The seller responded, "One dollar."
"Wow, only one dollar?"
"Yep, one dollar."
Why is it so cheap?" asked the man.
"Its volume is turned all the way up, and you can't adjust it, it's stuck that way." said the seller.
"So the volume is always turned up?"
"Yep."
"And it's only a dollar?"
"Yes, one dollar."
"Just cause the volume is turned all the way up?"
"Yep."
"Wow! Can't turn that down."
Not going cheap
She's in there now, ripping all the plates in halfβ¦
That's the last time I use cheap toilet paper.
I couldn't believe it was that cheap. Then again, I don't know what else I expected going to Taco Bell.
Not currency; an actual invoice for 50 dollars
I saw that the TV was in very good condition.
"Why is it so cheap? " I asked the seller
"The volume is stuck at max, and it can't be turned down" he replied
"So everything else works?" I asked
He turned it on, and sure enough everything worked, except the volume
"So you're gonna buy it?"
"A TV for $1? Can't turn it down"
Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!
"Because this stupid parrot keeps reposting crappy jokes" said the pet store employee.
Low rents of Arabia.
Doctor: So how did this happen?
Woman: I don't know, I mean I didn't get them from the store as usual, I saw a special deal on eBay, a hundred boxes for $1!
Doctor: A hundred boxes for $1? Didn't that sound suspiciously cheap to you?
Woman: Well I thought that too, so I checked the entire listing and it said plain and clear
One hundred boxes of tampons for $1...
...no strings attached!
"Adam," the Lord said, "I have a plan to make you a very happy man. I'm going to give you a companion who will fulfill your every need and desire. She will be loving, and beautiful, and faithful. She will make you feel wonderful every day of your life."
Adam was stunned, "That sounds incredible!"
"I'm glad you like the idea, but it doesn't come cheap." The Lord replied. "It will cost you an arm and a leg."
"That's a pretty high price to pay," Adam said. "What can I get for a rib?"
Corona did what Trump promised
The roof tiles, because they're on the house.
When he dies, he'll probably walk towards the light - and turn it off.
It wasn't until I was 18 I realised I had been Fostered
A good bang for your buck
Guy walks into a pub and asks the bar man for a pint;
βThat will be $0.05 please sir .
βWow, in that case I will have a shot of whisky too
βCertainly, that will be $0.03 sir .
βDamnnn, OK and a packet of crisps .
β0.01 please sir, $0.08 all together .
βThis is astonishing, can I speak to the owner of this place, I would like to thank him .
βOh, not just now, he is busy, he is upstairs with my wife .
β...What is he doing upstairs with your wife?
βSame thing I'm doing down here with his business .
Family discount.
Someone put up this advertisement.
No one believed it, but one old man responded and went to see the car.
The Lady actually sold him a Mercedes, which had done just 12,000 kms, for $1.
She handed him the papers and the Car keys. Deal done.
As the old man was leaving, he said "I would die of suspense if you don't tell me why this car was sold so cheap?"
The Lady replied "I am just fulfilling the will of my deceased husband, where all money receievd from sale of his Mercedes would go to his Secretary".
Because he is not a conjurer of cheap tricks.
It wasn't till I was 18 that I realized I'd been Fostered....
Sing-a-purr
(I know it's cheap, I'll see myself out)
Because the ghosts will bring the boos
It's actually quite expensive now.
But i'm not buying it
Who is willing to sell her man's tools for cheap.
You won't be able to stop
So I wentβ¦
I saw my dad
βYeah my parents went for the cheap one...it was a rip off
I will never buy cheap toilet paper again
Because everythings... cheap cheap
No sir. All our kittens go meow, replied the owner.
They're under a buck!!!
It's deer balls they're always under a buck.
Said it was a small price toupee.
Soil, it's always dirt cheap.
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