The Best 6 Cheap Jew Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheap Jew jokes. There are some cheap jew jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheap jew puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheap Jew Jokes and Puns

Multijokes: How many Jews can you fit in a family car.

Standard Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and six-million in the ashtray.

Follow-Up Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and none anywhere else because the Holocaust never happened.

Alternate Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and a family of eight hiding under the roof-rack.

Efficient Answ**e**r: Not enough, we'll need to use trains.

Anti-Joke Answ**e**r: Please tell me, myself and some Jewish friends are going to Florida but ~~cannot afford~~ are too-cheap for plane tickets.

Racist Answ**e**r: Throw a dollar in there and they'll all get in.

A Jew was on his deathbed and told his only son

-Isaac, my son, i am dying. I just want you to know that the 8 houses, 3 apartment buildings, 24 taxis, 17 hotels, 8 shops, 3 swimming pools, the statues, jewelry...

-Are you going to give them to me, dad?

-I'm selling them to you. Very cheap

Why do Jews only read the Old Testament?

Because they're too cheap to buy the new! *ba-dum-tss*

I'm not saying Jews are cheap...

but a free shower, what a bargain!

Jews spell their god's name "YHWH" ...

... because they're too cheap to 'buy a vowel'.


What's the difference between a bad steak and a short Jew? One is a cheap cut that's hard to get rid of...

And the other is a little jewwy.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheap jew jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cheap jew piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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