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Hilarious Chav Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What is a good chav joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What did the English c**... say when he won a game of chess?

Check m8.

Why aren't chavs good at s**...?

It takes ten of them to get hard.

Two English chavs

English c**... 1: Oi lost moi dog, innit.
English c**... 2: Blimey, you doin' something to find it?
English c**... 1: Yeah, I put posters up all over town, didden oi.
English c**... 2: Wot you put on the posters then?
English c**... 1: Here boy

Why does c**... code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What did the c**... say when he saw the bull standing outside the charity shop?

That's an ox, fam.

Why can't chavs have s**...?

Because it takes ten of them to become hard

What's the only type of c**... that's hard?

One with Rigor Mortis.


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