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Why aren't chavs good at s**...?
It takes ten of them to get hard.
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Two English chavs
English c**... 1: Oi lost moi dog, innit.
English c**... 2: Blimey, you doin' something to find it?
English c**... 1: Yeah, I put posters up all over town, didden oi.
English c**... 2: Wot you put on the posters then?
English c**... 1: Here boy
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Why does c**... code never compile?
They end every statement with init
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What did the c**... say when he saw the bull standing outside the charity shop?
That's an ox, fam.
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What's the only type of c**... that's hard?
One with Rigor Mortis.
What do chavs call a nice painting?
A peng ting
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What do you call a c**... in a suit?
The accused
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