The Best 8 Chav Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chav jokes. There are some chav scouse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chav quentin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chav Jokes and Puns

What did the English chav say when he won a game of chess?

Check m8.

Why aren't chavs good at sex?

It takes ten of them to get hard.

Two English chavs

English chav 1: Oi lost moi dog, innit.
English chav 2: Blimey, you doin' something to find it?
English chav 1: Yeah, I put posters up all over town, didden oi.
English chav 2: Wot you put on the posters then?
English chav 1: Here boy

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What did the chav say when he saw the bull standing outside the charity shop?

That's an ox, fam.


Why can't chavs have sex?

Because it takes ten of them to become hard

What's the only type of Chav that's hard?

One with Rigor Mortis.

What do chavs call a nice painting?

A peng ting

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chav snl jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chav manc piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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