The Best 7 Chauvinist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chauvinist jokes. There are some chauvinist bigotry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chauvinist male chauvinist pig puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chauvinist Jokes and Puns

What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because feminists can't change anything.

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(edit) I should point out that I'm not misogynistic. I just don't like people who expect to be treated better than others without behaving respectfully. That includes chauvinist.

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

What did the chauvinistic buddhist say?

Begone, thought.

I'm not the male chauvinist one

God is, he is the one that made women inferior.


A racist, a ego-maniac, and a chauvinist pig walk into a bar...

...The bartender says, "What'll it be Mr. President?"

What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol?

A Broad Stroke...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chauvinist chauvinist pig jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chauvinist male chauvinist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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