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Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it...
He had nothing left to chauffeur it.
They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
I'm pretty sure this is the joke that will yield me my fortune.
Wife: "I'm gonna fire our chauffeur!!! He's such a pathetic driver, this is the third time he almost got me killed...."
Husband: "Dear, lets give him another chance."
Korea driven.
A screwdriver.
All that time, and nothing to chauffeur it...
But I don't have anything to chauffeur it.
Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
Now he's got all that car and nothing to chauffeur it.
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So now I have all this money, and nothing to chauffeur it.
The chauffeur looks at it and says:
"That has to be the most ugly baby I've ever seen!"
Furious, the woman walks to the back of the bus and says to a man next to her:
"The driver just rudely insulted me!"
The man says:
"You don't have to allow that! Go and say something to him. While you do that, I'll hold on to your monkey."
A boyfriend is watching TV when his girlfriend walks into the room
Gf: "I want to go to the mall to go shopping, wanna bring me?"
Boyfriend sighs
Bf: "How would you like it if you went in a large car with a chauffeur?"
Gf: "That sounds great!"
Bf: "Well, the bus leaves in 5 minutes."
I just bought a vintage Rolls Royce, but the budget didn't cover a driver.
So I spent all that money, and I've got nothing to chauffeur it.
in a car accident. Unfortunately he was to blame for it...
Now, the company needs a driver update.
My wife is my chauffeur.
his name was Pikup Andropov
But I still have nothing to chauffeur it.
All this time and nothing to Chauffeur it.
Because he had too little to chauffeur himself.
Because then you won't have anything to chauffeur it.
All this time and nothing to chauffeur it.
All that time wasted with nothing to chauffeur it.
"What is your name?"
"Thomas, ma'am," he answered.
"What is your last name," she said. "I never call chauffeurs by their first names."
"Darling, ma'am," he replied.
"Drive on - Thomas," she said.
(Rapp, Albert 1951. On the Origins of Wit and Humor. New York: Dutton. Pages 49-50)
All that time and I've got nothing to chauffeur it
"You're fired! This is the second time this week you've almost killed me!"
"Please, Mr. Trump, give me one more chance"
His name is Pikop Andropov.
All that money and nothing to chauffeur it
A wealthy woman comes back home to her husband, she is panting and shaking.
_Wife:_ We have to fire the chauffeur, it's the second time he's tried to kill me!
_Husband:_ Come on, honey. You gotta give him another chance!
Imagine spending all that money with nothing to chauffeur it
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it...
Imagine spending all that money and having nothing to chauffeur it
I went to his house once and he didn't even offer me a seat. He just kept asking if I wanted to shit on his chauffeur
Some people wanna have enough money to buy a bike. Others a car. Others would like to be rich enough to hire a chauffeur. However I dream bigger than that, I wanna be able to afford an ambulance ride in the United States
I recently paid $300 for a limousine and I just found out the fee doesn't include a driver.
I can't believe I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
The chauffeur show furs
Spent all my money and had nothing to chauffeur it.
I said "Excuse me? Are you not going to drive me?"
The guy told me that the price didn't include a driverβ¦
β¦ so I'd spent Β£400 on a limo and have nothing to chauffeur it!
*I once hired a limo but when it arrived, the guy driving it walked off!*
*I said "Excuse me? Are you not going to drive me?"*
*The guy told me that the price didn't include a driverβ¦*
*β¦ so I'd spent Β£400 on a limo and have nothing to chauffeur it!*
Spent all that money and nothing to chauffeur it.
Wasted all that money and nothing to chauffeur it.
So I have a limo but nothing to chauffeur it.
I'll show myself out..,
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