Chats Jokes
26 chats jokes and hilarious chats puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chats that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Chats Short Jokes
Short chats jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chats humour may include short chatting jokes also.
- Why did the stingray have a chat with the scuba diver? He wanted to have a manta-man talk
(I'm so sorry) - Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter and it turns out she's really into UFOs and alien. Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted.
- Just been talking to an old guy, ex-soldier. He explained to me he had been exposed to mustard gas and pepper spray, it was nice chatting to a seasoned veteran.
- German women love me... I'm a ladies man. I saw this fine German woman. I didn't even have to chat her up for her to hastily give me her number. It was easy to remember 999 9999.
- Been chatting and flirting with this 14 year old chick Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How freakin' cool is that for someone her age.
- My landlord told me that he would like to have a chat with me soon... about the house's sky high heating bills this winter.
I told him: "Sure thing, whenever you want. My door is always open". - In online chatting,if a girl says she is 18,she is probably 16 If she tells she is 16,she is probably 14
If she tell she is 14, He is probably 52 - First Rule of Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club.
- My French girlfriend is aggressively insisting we adopt a kitten She stormed into my room and said "I think it's time you and I had a little chat"
- I was chatting with this cute 14 y/o online She said she was an undercover police officer. How cool for someone her age!
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Chats One Liners
Which chats one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chats? I can suggest the ones about friends chatting and talks.
- What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence Chat GBT
- What does mike tyson use to chat with the Pope? Faithtime
- Why do some people dislike twitch chat? It's just not their Kappa tea
- I was chatting with a deaf person on omegle. He asked me "ASL?".
- I like to chat with others while eating Italian food. It helps to pasta time.
- Wait, Cyber Monday is about shopping? Apologies to my friends on my chat list...
- I was playing charades with a deaf guy Or as he called it, "having a chat".
- I got chatting to this lumberjack the other day He seemed like a decent feller
- Awful chat-up line: "Did your mother have zika virus?" Because I like a little head
- How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money? Kappatalism!
- Android group chats be like Laughed at Android group chats be like
- How do people talk to each other in the soul stone? Snap-chat
- A new lesbian chat site Clitter
- What did the Hanzo main say to his salty team? Nothing, he isn't even in voice chat
- Saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah I thought, He's trying to pull a fast one
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What funny jokes about chats you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chat room jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chats pranks.
Mid life career change
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So what do you do?" the bartender chats him up. "Well I used to work in food service, but I just got a new job in IT," the guy says. "How was it changing careers?" the bartender asks. "Well, you know, a job is a job. I guess the biggest difference is that the phase 'My server went down on me,' is no longer a good thing," the guy replies.
An accordion player walks into a bar,
orders a drink and chats up the bartender and the regulars for an hour.
Suddenly, he realizes that not only has he left his instrument in his back seat of his car in full view of passers-by, but he hasn't even locked his doors.
He quickly excuses himself from his conversation and rushes outside and up the block to his vehicle to take care of business, but it was too late.
Sure enough, someone had thrown another accordion in his back seat.
Vladimir Nabokov walks into a bar...
The bartender looks to him and says, "What'll it be?" He orders a glass of Redbreast and chats with the bartender awhile. The night grows old and the bar starts to clear out. Eventually he says to the barkeep, "You know, I like my whiskey like I like my women." The barkeep sets aside a freshly polished glass and says, "Yeah, I like my whiskey twelve years old, too."
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My boss always laughed at my jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.
She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."
A man is leaving the s**... bank at which he just donated and chats with the receptionist...
Man: Have a good day! And thanks again for that glass of milk earlier!
Receptionist: Wait wait wait... what milk?
M: The glass of milk that was sitting on your counter
R: Oh no... you drank the last of my milk
Her tinder bio said she's very creative and imaginative.
So I didn't text. She can imagine our chats. And probably a better one.
I wonder how far our relationship has gone.
A blonde woman's first day at live software support..
She was giving help to customers through live chats.
She eventually got sick and busted right into the boss's office.
Woman: This is infuriating! Every time I try to help someone resolve their problems, they just hang up on me!
Boss: Whoa, whoa.... Relax. Okay, tell me what exactly happened? Did you say something to them?
Woman: Well, all I did was ask them to try restarting their computer!
A man sees a really attractive woman on a train reading the newspaper
...so he chats her up on today's headline.
He: "So, yesterday was the Nymphomaniacs' Congress. I don't suppose you've attended, did you?"
She: "Well, as a matter of fact, I did."
He: "And? What's new in the world of nymphomaniacs?"
She: "Nothing much, Indians have the longest, the Irish can go the longest, same old, same old."
He: "Oh, where are my manners? The name's a O'Connor. Geronimo O'Connor."
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I failed my last physics test because I forgot that Force = Mass•Acceleration...
Can I get some MAs in the chats?
