The Best 12 Chats Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chats jokes. There are some chats skype jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chats chat room puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chats Jokes and Puns

Mid life career change

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So what do you do?" the bartender chats him up. "Well I used to work in food service, but I just got a new job in IT," the guy says. "How was it changing careers?" the bartender asks. "Well, you know, a job is a job. I guess the biggest difference is that the phase 'My server went down on me,' is no longer a good thing," the guy replies.

An accordion player walks into a bar,

orders a drink and chats up the bartender and the regulars for an hour.

Suddenly, he realizes that not only has he left his instrument in his back seat of his car in full view of passers-by, but he hasn't even locked his doors.

He quickly excuses himself from his conversation and rushes outside and up the block to his vehicle to take care of business, but it was too late.

Sure enough, someone had thrown another accordion in his back seat.

Vladimir Nabokov walks into a bar...

The bartender looks to him and says, "What'll it be?" He orders a glass of Redbreast and chats with the bartender awhile. The night grows old and the bar starts to clear out. Eventually he says to the barkeep, "You know, I like my whiskey like I like my women." The barkeep sets aside a freshly polished glass and says, "Yeah, I like my whiskey twelve years old, too."

Chats joke, Vladimir Nabokov walks into a bar...

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My boss always laughed at my jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.

She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."

A man is leaving the sperm bank at which he just donated and chats with the receptionist...

Man: Have a good day! And thanks again for that glass of milk earlier!

Receptionist: Wait wait wait... what milk?

M: The glass of milk that was sitting on your counter

R: Oh no... you drank the last of my milk


Her tinder bio said she's very creative and imaginative.

So I didn't text. She can imagine our chats. And probably a better one.

I wonder how far our relationship has gone.

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A blonde woman's first day at live software support..

She was giving help to customers through live chats.

She eventually got sick and busted right into the boss's office.

Woman: This is infuriating! Every time I try to help someone resolve their problems, they just hang up on me!

Boss: Whoa, whoa.... Relax. Okay, tell me what exactly happened? Did you say something to them?

Woman: Well, all I did was ask them to try restarting their computer!

A man sees a really attractive woman on a train reading the newspaper

...so he chats her up on today's headline.

He: "So, yesterday was the Nymphomaniacs' Congress. I don't suppose you've attended, did you?"
She: "Well, as a matter of fact, I did."
He: "And? What's new in the world of nymphomaniacs?"
She: "Nothing much, Indians have the longest, the Irish can go the longest, same old, same old."
He: "Oh, where are my manners? The name's a O'Connor. Geronimo O'Connor."

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I failed my last physics test because I forgot that Force = Massβ€’Acceleration...

Can I get some MAs in the chats?

You can explore chats session reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean chats chat up lines dad jokes. There are also chats puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Did you hear that in France they've made a social media app for cats?

They call it: Le Chats

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chats kik jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chats convo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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