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21 chat up line jokes and hilarious chat up line puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chat up line that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Chat Up Line Short Jokes

Short chat up line jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chat up line humour may include short chat up jokes also.

  1. What's the most effective chat up line in the world? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  2. The worlds best chat-up line: "I like my women how I like my coffee... Either cheap and bitter or ground up and in the freezer."
  3. Ladies, you need to work on your chat up lines f**... off loser' is never going to get me in to bed.
  4. Happy p**...'s Day lads and lasses Irish chat up line:
    Have ya got any Irish in ya?
    I don't.
    Well would ya like some?

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Chat Up Line One Liners

Which chat up line one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chat up line? I can suggest the ones about pickup line and break up lines.

  1. Awful chat-up line: "Did your mother have zika virus?" Because I like a little head
  2. Aussie chat up line "...bite on this stick sheila..."
  3. **Chat up line** I make love like a Panda, Baby !!! I eat, shoots & Leaves ...
  4. F**c**... cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines: Anyone got some c**...?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about chat up line can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of chat up line puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Quirky and Hilarious Chat Up Line Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about chat up line you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean chat room jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make chat up line prank.

After couple beers, a man at a bar is chatting with the bartender.


"So, how many kegs of beer do you go through in a week?", he asks.
"About twenty," says the bartender.
"I've got a tip that could bring that up to twenty five, if you're interested."
"Absolutely!", says the bartender.
The man looks the bartender in the eyes and says, "Try filling the glasses up to the line."

While waiting in line at the entrance to a museum, my 16-year old daughter ran up to my wife and me and said, Mom, Dad! We need to get a line form!

Confused, I said A line form? She said, Yes, I think you have to turn it in right over there before you can go in. She pointed to the entrance.
That's when I looked and saw the sign that said Line Forms Here .
True story. Bonus facts: She's now a brilliant NICU nurse so she redeemed herself, and her siblings never miss the chance to send pictures of Line Forms Here signs to the family chat whenever they see one.

I know the feeling...

An auto mechanic in the hospital was chatting nervously with his surgeon while being prepped for an operation. "Sometimes I wish I'd gone into your line of work," he told the doctor. "Everything you doctors do is so cut and dried and tidy. With me, I spend half a day taking an engine apart and putting it back together, and it seems like I always have a couple of parts left over."
"Yes," said the surgeon. "I know the feeling."

A guy goes to a New Year's Day party. There are hundreds of people, holiday music is playing.

A few groups of people are playing cards. Others are shooting billiards. Yet another group is sitting around a warm fire telling stories. Everyone seems to be having a wonderful time. Realizing he is hungry, the man gets in a large queue and starts chatting with an old friend. After many minutes go by, he realizes he is not in the food line at all. He asks his friend about if this is the right line. Oh, no, the friend said...
This is the punchline.

Little person in the grocery line

I was in line at the grocery store yesterday and behind me in line was a dwarf or little person or whatever is the right word to call him. I chatted with him about the weather and during our conversation he mentioned his wife. I couldn't help but ask if she was of the same stature as him or not. He said she was a little person too. Then I asked if they had any trouble finding jobs and how they made a living. He said they do pretty good but admitted that they both struggle to put food on the table.

A man is moaning to his mate that he never has any luck with pulling women.


His mate tells him he has a chat up line that never fails, no matter how good looking the women are he always ends up in bed with them.
Great says his mate, what is it!
Just walk up to any woman you fancy and say, "Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion! Does this damp piece of cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

Three Americans who died in battle: a World War I soldier, a World War II soldier, and a Civil War soldier are waiting to get into heaven

Since there seems to be a massive line of people ahead of them, they decide to start chatting amongst themselves.
The WWI soldier says, "So, there I was in the trenches, fightin' that evil German overlord with ridiculous f**... hair!"
The WWII soldier says, "Well, *I* was on Omaha Beach fightin' another evil German overlord with ridiculous f**... hair!"
And then the Civil War soldier says, "Well, the guy I was fighting, he had some German ancestry I guess, and the ridiculous hair wasn't exactly on his face; you know what, lemme just show you his account on Twitter."

So a guy and a girl go to a party...

One day a guy asks a girl to come to a party with him. The girl accepts and and so he decides that he should get her some flowers as a gift. So he goes to the shop but there is a huge line to get the flowers so he waits and after about half an hour he finally manages to buy the flowers and get home.
When they get to the venue the girl asks the guy to go wait in line for them because it was cold and the line was long. So he does and after waiting a long time they get in.
Once they are in the girl asks the guy to get them something to eat. So he goes to get them something to eat and sure enough again there is a massively long line. After a while he gets to the front to get the girl some food and goes back to where they were sitting.
They chat for few minutes and then she asks him to go get her some punch. But thankfully there was no punch line.
(I can't remember where I saw this joke, it was a while ago, but I thought I'd share it. :)

Football and accountancy in one joke

A Sunday League football team is desperate for players. So desperate in fact that one Sunday they are forced to play a chicken. Rather surprisingly the chicken has a brilliant first half. One minute it's clearing off its own line, the next threading the perfect through ball, the next putting in a perfect cross.
At half time all its team-mates are very pleased and everyone runs back onto the pitch for the second half.
On the way the ref starts chatting with the chicken.
"Great first half mate, you must be really fit".
"Thanks", replied the chicken, "I try to keep myself fit but its difficult finding the time so I try to do an hour in the gym each morning before work".
"What do you do then?" asked the ref.
"I'm a chartered accountant" replies the chicken.
At this point the ref immediately brandishes the red card and sends the chicken off. The bemused team-mates gather round the ref and start complaining.
"Sorry lads", says the ref, "I had no choice - *Professional fowl*".

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