Chassis Jokes
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Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis?
It wooden go.
Dad there is something my boyfriend told me, that I didn't understand. He said that "I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."
"Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his d**..., I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe."
Did you hear about the angel with a crack in his chassis?
He fell in love with a mechanic.
John's engine kept rattling and making loud noises whenever he drove.
He sent it to the mechanic. The mechanic took a quick look at the engine and marked an "X" on the chassis with a chalk. He then gave it a swift kick and the noise stopped immediately. He then handed John a bill for 200 dollars.
John felt the bill was too hefty for such a quick job like that so he demanded an itemized account of his charges. The mechanic went back into his office and came out with the bill.
*One chalk mark: 1 dollar*
*Knowing where to mark the "X": 199 dollars*
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