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The security guard in Clintons Cards gave me quite a chase
When he just speeds up and a chase ensues, when the trooper finally manages to pull him over, he asks him "didn't you see me trying to pull you over? Why did you take off?" To which the guy responds "sir, a while back my wife ran off with a trooper & I was afraid you're bringing her back"....
A hiker surprises a large Grizzly in the woods. The Bruin gives chase and as the man crashed blindly through the brush, he suddenly finds himself standing on a precipice overlooking a deep canyon. The bear is nearly upon him when the man in desperation shouts to the heavens, "Lord, give this bear some religion!" At that moment the bear drops to his knees in earnest prayer, "Our heavenly Father, Thank you for this meal I'm about to receive..."
later a farmer came to chase them out so they all went hiding in the barnyard. The redhead hid with the pigs and said "oink" "oink", the brunette hid with the cows and said "moo" moo", and the blonde hid under a potato sack and said "potato" potato"
... when he notices the store owner hastily chasing some robins who were just relaxing under the sun.
The man inquired "Why did you chase them away? They were just trying to get some sun".
The store owner replied "True, but they're Baskin Robbins"
Chevy Chase.
Director: Now we'll let the lion out of the cage and he'll chase but don't worry he won't eat you.
Actor: What makes you so sure?
Director: It's in the script.
Actor: Has the lion read the script?
Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?
Wife: No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it.
Wow, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized : I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes.
In the end I had to take the keys off him
I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don't chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license plate numbers.
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So I took the bike away from him.
He really gave me a run for my money!
It amazed me how stupid and easily entertained he was. Then I realized I had just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes.
To ketchup
It doesn't like Cats.
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
After a 30 minute chase, the police finally caught him by the organ.
-Bus driver
I just wish they didn't add "lol" at the end of it.
...Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Finding Nemo is a real thriller!
It's because she keeps me in Czech.
then why isn't it called Logan's Run?
Now Emma Watson has a restraining order against me.
I replied I would rather compete against one guy than the whole world
We will put gays as defenders, since they pressure well from the back.
Arabs, Chinese and Caucasians in mid because they bring color to the field.
Jews will be attackers because it's frowned upon to chase them.
And a 50 year old nun as our goalkeeper.
Because she hasn't let anyone in for three decades straight.
I got frustrated from all the complaints so I took the bike away from him.
The bark is much quieter and throwing a stick for it to Chase is seriously messed up
Because it would hurt his pride
A string ray!
Luckily there was a flight of stairs so I was able to get out of their grasp
I've really had it with my dog, says a guy to his neighbour. He'll chase anyone on a bicycle.
Hmmm, that is a problem, says the neighbour. What are you going to do about it?
Guess the only answer is to confiscate his bike!
Don't play dead
So I hired some paparazzi to chase her and she died in a car crash.
DO NOT play dead.
I finally had no choice but to take his bike away.
It was so bad that I had to take away his bike.
Have you ever heard of the 5 second rule?
It was a brief chase.
It's called the Corgi-olis Effect.
My dog used to chase people on a bike like crazy. It was so bad, I had to take his bike away.
It got so bad that I decided to take his bike from him.
It got so bad I had to take his bike away
The cop said "Papers" I said "scissors" and inmeditaly after that I drove the f#@β¬ away.
He must have been crazy for a Rematch because he chase me for 10 min!
Take their purse and run.
Yeah,my dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
"I love car chase action scenes", she said.
Me, a fruit stand vendor: "I think we're done here."
Chase it round the garden
He backed me into a corner. There's nothing you can do! You're about to die!
You sound just like my doctor!
Nobody steps on my patch
Im driving down the road and a cop lights me up
So I took off and made him chase me awhile..
Finally I give up and pull over.
The cop walks up and says, "Look, its the end of my tour, Im tired,
I dont feel like doing paperwork, If you give me a good excuse, Ill let ya go"
So I say "Last week my girl left me and ran off with a cop,
I thought you were trying to bring her back"
Friend 1: I just watched a film in which a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and has to chase thr kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Friend 2 : Uhhh....what was it called?
Friend 1: Finding Nemo
You're taking a gander somewhere you shouldn't.
**"Doc, I want to live another 20 years"**
The Doctor asks:
*"Do you drink?"*
**"No"**
*"Do you smoke?"*
**"No"**
*"Do you do any drugs?"*
**"No"**
*"Do you chase women?"*
**"No"**
*"Then why do you want to live another 20 years?!"*
Turns out the card shop has a security guard and he gives a good chase.
I was able to jam the door shut
That you're on a wild Goose chase.
I walked past a K9 police unit ghe other day and said to my girlfriend: Look, this doggy is walking around with two dicks.
To my credit, both policemen checked under the doggo before attempting to chase me.
What do Skye, Chase, Marshall and Rubble use to power their vehicles?
Paw Petrol.
You meet a lot of strange people at the Morgue
She calls it my crow aggression.
So a guy asks his doctor, "Do you think I'll live to 90?"
The doctor says, "Well, that depends. Do you drink?"
"No."
"Do you smoke?"
"No."
"Do you gamble?"
"No."
"Do you chase women?"
"No."
"Well," says the doctor, "let me ask you this: Why the hell do you want to live to 90?"
My turtle likes to chase cars.
But when he got to Scotland, oh boy was he surprised.
When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, "Why should I be upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can't drive."
But when I'm holding a knife, apparently it's wrong
Both of you are running for your life.
The police say he ditched it.
Chase Young
It's called gluten tag.
Anything you want, it can't chase after you
The security guard at Hallmark gave quite a chase!
Why would I run toward a math test I didn't study for when I'm naked?
wife replied : no, not at all. every dogs chase cars they can't drive
I never caught it but I had a good run for my money.
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
You stop drinking and get off the Carousel.
Me, a fruit stand vendor: I think we're done here.
How was I supposed to know it was just about the baby?
So, the dad showed him how to catch salmons from a river, roared, and bite them with his sharp teeth.
Showing no interest at all, the cub turned to his mum.
The mum then showed him how to chase a rabbit, grabbed the rabbit on its neck, and bite on it.
The cub seems excited this time, he chased a smaller rabbit, grabbed it on its neck, showed his teeth to it, and roared, "give me your carrot".
It got so bad that I finally had to take his bike away.
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