Chas Jokes
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You're being chased by a Lion, you're on a horse to the left of you is a Giraffe and on the right a unicorn what do you do?
You stop drinking and get off the Carousel.
If you're ever chased by a pack of taxidermists
DO NOT play dead.
I was chased out of a gender reveal party yesterday...
How was I supposed to know it was just about the baby?
If you are being chased by a serial killer.
Both of you are running for your life.
Chasing your dreams is a terrible idea...
At least that's what my restraining order says.
I had to chase a mugger after he stole my wallet
He really gave me a run for my money!
i have been chasing a criminal who murders at railway stations
i think i am on the right track
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I Was Chased By a Serial Killer
He backed me into a corner. There's nothing you can do! You're about to die!
You sound just like my doctor!
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I often chastise my conservative grandpa for stereotyping black people..
I mean how rude it is to pick on jobless people raised by single mothers...
I was once chased by a group of angry feminists
Luckily there was a flight of stairs so I was able to get out of their grasp
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Had to chase away a perverted peeping tom from my neighbour's window today
Nobody steps on my patch
If you are chased by a bunch of Taxidermists
Don't play dead
Chaste and Nike
Q. Why do the chaste not wear Nike?
A. Because they're never ready to "Just Do It".
I was being chased by a criminal but thankfully I had some strawberry spread
I was able to jam the door shut
If you're ever being chased by a bear or a cougar, quickly lay on the ground for 5 seconds.
Have you ever heard of the 5 second rule?
Chase releases new feature option to have your balance text to you daily
I just wish they didn't add "lol" at the end of it.
I keep chasing my dreams
Then I realise I'm on a treadmill
I once chased out a guy who was trying to steal meat cooking in one of the ovens
You meet a lot of strange people at the Morgue
I always chase my Dreams
With hard liquor.
If you're chased by two poorly distinguished clauses
make a dash for it
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How did Chastity Bono become Chas Bono?
By removing the t**...
chasing tornados is fun
until you catch one.
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- How did Chastity Bono become Chas Bono? By removing the t**...
