Following is our collection of funny Chas jokes. There are some chas raped jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chas ready puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
You stop drinking and get off the Carousel.
DO NOT play dead.
So, this guy was going to Crusade. He put on a chastity belt on his wife, gave the key to his best friend and said, "if I don't come back in 3 years, set her free." He starts off on his horse. After a while, he sees a big cloud of dust behind him. Someone was riding his horse really fast. So, he waits. The horse catches up to him. It's his best friend.
"You gave me the wrong key", yells his friend.
How was I supposed to know it was just about the baby?
Both of you are running for your life.
At least that's what my restraining order says.
He really gave me a run for my money!
He's wearing a long black frock coat, his ear locks are curled and dangling, and he's got a large bullfrog just sitting on his shoulder. The bartender turns around, sees him, and says, "hey, where'd you get that thing?" The bullfrog croaks, "in Brooklyn, there's hundreds of them!"
He backed me into a corner. There's nothing you can do! You're about to die!
You sound just like my doctor!
I mean how rude it is to pick on jobless people raised by single mothers...
Luckily there was a flight of stairs so I was able to get out of their grasp
You can explore chas gav reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean chas chaste dad jokes. There are also chas puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Nobody steps on my patch
Don't play dead
Q. Why do the chaste not wear Nike?
A. Because they're never ready to "Just Do It".
I was able to jam the door shut
Have you ever heard of the 5 second rule?
I just wish they didn't add "lol" at the end of it.
Then I realise I'm on a treadmill
You meet a lot of strange people at the Morgue
With hard liquor.
Don't play dead.
make a dash for it
By removing the tity
until you catch one.
I just made you think underwear
My car was totaled.
But I'm faster
He will win a Monster Energy Cup Series race.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chas clem jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working chas stevie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.