The Best 8 Charmin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Charmin jokes. There are some charmin restroom jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these charmin febreze puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Charmin Jokes and Puns

Would a charming vampire be a neck-romancer?

Why are charming pirates always the richest?

Because they get all the booty

I met a guy who works at a toilet paper company

He was quite charmin, I must say.

A King taught his son how to use the toilet today.

Now they call him Prince Charmin.

Hey girl, you know why they call me "Toilet Paper?"

Because I'm so Charmin.


A charming man walks into a bar and shouts: "THE QUEEN IS DEAD, BOYS!"

The barman says: "Too soon, Morrissey"

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Why does nobody like the Charmin bears?

Because they can be real asswipes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the charmin prodigy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working charmin parkers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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