Charmer Jokes
9 charmer jokes and hilarious charmer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about charmer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article offers a collection of lighthearted snake charmer jokes that will make you hiss with laughter. Get ready to boa-st your funny bone! From the dachshunds to the cobras, enjoy these timeless puns, riddles, and jokes.
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The whole family are having breakfast together when…
The young Grandson looks over at his 18 year old newlywed wife and asks her, "Will you pass the honey, honey?" She giggles and passes the honey.
His father, not to be outdone, looks over to his beautiful wife and asks, "Will you pass the sugar, sugar?" She laughs, "Your still a charmer," and passes the sugar.
The Grandfather looks up, makes eye contact with his wife of 55 years and asks, "Will you pass the tea... bag?"
My seatmate on a flight was a woman.
Ever the charmer, I asked, Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?
Yes, she said, but I wasn't willing to pay.
A male snake charmer married a female undertaker..
Their bath towel read "Hiss" and "Hearse"
Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?
He had a reptile dysfunction
True story
A few years ago, the (very attractive) checkout assistant in Asda asked the person in front of me for age ID. Ever the charmer I asked if she wanted to see my ID.
Quick as a flash she replied "Yeah, go on, show me your bus pass!"
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Two Hindus where at a party...
The first Hindu says, hey, this party blows harder than a snake charmer on the brink of unemployment. How about we get outta here?
The second Hindu replies, namaste
What do call a woman who seduces a lawyer?
A snake charmer.
Watched Sling Blade the other day and heard this charmer.
Two young men, one from California the other from Arkansas, we're standing on a bridge relieving themselves into the water. The guy from California looks over and says,
"Gee, this water sure is cold",
To which the guy from Arkansas replies,
"And deep too!"
A woman once had a blind date with a chameleon
Their mutual friends had decided to set them up. She was sure it was a good idea, and this particular chameleon was known to be quite a charmer in their circle.
On that fateful day, at the restaurant, the charming chameleon and her were having a swimmingly good date.
Feeling impulsive, while eating dessert, the woman said, "You know, we're having such a great time and it's been long since I've had such a good first date. How about we head back to my place for a nightcap?"
The chameleon shook his head vigorously and suddenly turned a deep yellow tinge.
Embarrassed, he said, "Sorry about that, I have a reptile dysfunction."
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