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Add a word to ruin a movie:
- Batman Begins College
- The Longest Yard sale
- Charlottes Web Cam.
So I'm 30 and Charlotte is 21. Went out last night and we kept getting funny looks like I was some sort of peadophile. Does anyone else think that age is just a number?
It's completely ruined our 10 year anniversary
How to ruin a movie with one word...
**Batman Begins** College
**The Longest Yard** Sale
**Charlotte's Web** Cam
Add your own in the comments!
Late Night Political Jokes
"Happy birthday to Hillary Clinton, who turned 68 today. When asked what her favorite gift was, she said, 'Donald Trump.'" Jimmy Fallon
"They're talking about putting a woman on the $20 bill. And Hillary said, 'I'm available.'" David Letterman
"Chelsea Clinton gave birth to a daughter named Charlotte this weekend. Hillary Clinton was really excited until she remembered that you have to be 18 to vote." Seth Meyers
Father Christmas and the Question...
Father Christmas asks little Charlotte what she wants for a present. "I want a Barbie doll and a G.I Joe please." she says. "I thought Barbie came with Ken?" replies Santa. "No" says Charlotte. "Barbie comes with Joe, She fakes it with Ken."
How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
I'm going to a birthday party in Charlotte tomorrow...
Hopefully the looting isn't over because I forgot to buy a present.
A boy goes up to his father and asks...
- Hey dad, can i date with the neighbour's daughter, Alice?
+No, because i am her dad, the father answers.
-Okay then i will date Olivia.
+Nope, she is also my daughter.
-Charlotte?
+She too.
-Then what about Emma???
+She too.
The boy goes crying to his mother and says, "I can't date any of the girls around because my dad said he is all of their father!"
The mother turns to the boy, smirks and says "No son, you can date any of those girls, because that man in the other room is not your real father."
*not my joke, found somewhere*
Charlotte Bronte wrote a horror novel
Jane Scare
Emily wrote one about aircraft turbulence
Wuthering Flights
(I do apologise for this)
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