The Best 35 Charli Jokes

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Charlie Brown decided to wear transparent pants one day...

...and when Lucy saw him she said "I always thought you were a blockhead, Charlie Brown, but now I can plainly see your nuts."

Charlie the Street Car Conductor

Long joke that is passed down in my family

So down in New Orleans there lived a man named Charlie. Charlie ever since he was a young boy wanted to grow up to be a streer car conductor. When he finally became old enough, he applied for the job and lo and behold he got it. Now Charlie was the friendliest street conductor that the city has ever seen. Not only did he never complain about his job, but also he greeted everyone who boarded his street car and treated them like family. Everything in his life was perfect for Charlie until one day he decided to operate the street car after having a few drinks. In his drunken state, he crashed the streetcar and killed all the passengers. After going to court Charlie was sentences to death by the eletric chair. When the day came for his execution, a gaurd visited Charlie's cell and asked him what he wanted for his final meal. Charlie replied, "I want a rotten tomato and a raw fish." After Charlie finished his meal he headed into the execution room and sat down in the eletric chair. The warden gave the order to pull the switch and the room went dark as thousands of volts passed through Charlies body. After the switch was thrown back it came as a suprise that Charlie was in fact still alive. Having no idea what else to do the warden let Charlie out of jail but banned him from ever operating a streetcar in New Orleans. Since street cars were his life Charlie decided "Hey I'll go to Japan, I hear they have fancy new street cars there." In Japan Charlie gets a job as a conductor again, but as before decides that after having a few drinks that he is still able to work the street car. To no suprise Charlie crashes the stree car and kills all the passengers. Charlie again finds himself in jail ordering his last meal. "A rotten tomato and a raw fish," he tells the gaurd. After the meal was eaten, Charlie was led to the chair and once again survives the eletricity. Because he wasn't dying, he was set free but banned from operating the street cars in Japan. Charlie thought to himself, "Well I heard San Francisco still has street cars operating so I'll go there." As you can guess Charlie ends up in the same situation and again orders the same meal " A rotten tomato and a raw fish," he tells the gaurd. The warden from San Francisco had heard of Charlie and his previous death sentences so before he brought Charlie in to be executed he sent a letter to the mayor asking to reroute the city's eletricity to the jail. The mayor approved and confident with his new found power the warden smiled and gave the order to pull the switch. The lights in the room burst from the overload and the smell of something burning overwelmed the air. The warden after a minute ordered the gaurd to shut off the chair and as the smoke cleared, there was Charlie same as always. Distraught with emotion, the warden told Charlie to get out of his sights. Charlie, tired of going to jail, finally decided that maybe he shouldn't be a street car conductor after all. So Charlie travels back to New Orleans and meets his friend Thibodaux at a bar. Thibodaux after a few minutes of small talk tells Charlie "Everyone has heard about the eletric chair incidents and I just gotta axe, how were you able to survive all them jolts of electricity through your body? Was there something you did that made you resistant to it?" Charlie looks at Thibodaux and says "I dunno, I guess I was just a bad conductor."

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Charlie SHEENY legs

Amirite?

What does Charlie Sheen say when he's having sex with a Vietnamese Lady?

Nguyenning!


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Charlie Chaplin called

I couldn't hear him though.

Charli joke, Charlie Chaplin called

Too soon?

Charlie Sheen's new show: "2 and a half T-Cells"

Charlie Sheen is no longer winning.

But at least he is still remaining positive.

Charlie Sheen Says He Has HIV...

Finally a positive in his life.

How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

He blew a Piston in his car.

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Charlie Sheen recently came out of the clinic

That's what happens when you share tigers with Siegfried and Roy

Now I know why Charlie Sheen was always Winning...

...he was just being positive.

Do you think Charlie Sheen admitted to being HIV positive on national television...

because it was easier than making phone calls?

Charlie Sheen is like Ash Ketchum

BeBecause they both catch things

Why Can't Charlie Sheen Finish the Alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show.

Two and a half kilos.

Charlie Brown, now a young adult, sits with an academic advisor before enrolling in college....

He tells her he wants to be a counselor, but isn't sure what direction to go.

She looks over his scores as says, "I think you'd make a good grief counselor."

Charlie is going to be a father, but he has a problem with his partner's parents...

His value to them isn't apparent yet.


I went to a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest,

the guy who won was some German chap,
the judges gave him perfect neins

What did Charlie Brown say when he was in a work conflict?

Good grievance!

If I was Charlie Sheen I would call my son..

Sexma.

How did Charlie Brown adaptively respond to snoopy's evemtual death?

Good grief.

Charlie Sheen and Mike Tyson are in a car. Who's driving?

The cop.

Charlie couldn't believe he was being let into the chocolate factory...

His girlfriend had been dead against it for years.

If the Charlie Rose scandal has taught us anything

it's that every rose really does have its thorn.

What did Charlie from Lost say to the clown from IT

It's not your boat

What do Charlie Gard and JonbenΓ©t Ramsey have in common?

Charlie Sheen, Amy Winehouse, and Keith Richards walk into a bar.

The bartender, local drug dealer, and in house pimp all get measured for a new suit

Charlie Kirk, Ayn Rand and Gary Johnson walk into a bar.

They all die of lead poisoning because there's no goverment to regulate how much lead the barman is allowed to put into his drinks.

Does Charlie surf?

No, Charlie don't surf.

What does Charlie Brown on Halloween and a U.S. Marine finding out where hes getting deployed in 2004 have in common?

They can both be heard dejectedly saying "I got a rock."

Charlie Sheen just received an AA coin in relation to maintaining sobriety for a year

Next to his HIV diagnosis, this may be the second most positive experience of his life.

Why did Charlie drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a bus.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is quite unrealistic but at least they got one thing right

The moment Charlie found that ticket all the scalpers started coming out.

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