Charli Jokes
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Funniest Charli Short Jokes
Short charli jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The charli humour may include short diamond jokes also.
- How do you tell a programmer from a DnD player? Ask them to complete the list: int, char, str...
- Im really bad at culinary terms, Char, sear, flambe, caramelise, scorch.
It's all Greek to me. - A C-string walks into a bar... A C-string walks into a bar and points to a char next to a float. "Can I join you?" he asks. The float replies "You're not my type" and orders a double.
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Charli One Liners
Which charli one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with charli? I can suggest the ones about won and forward.
- What do you call experimental fire? Avant-charred.
- What is a European dragon's favorite food? Swiss charred.
- My friend tells me that I do too much programming. But I don't really char.
- How did the investigators know the vegan was killed? They found his charred remains.
- Iggy Azalea - Fancy (Lyrics Video) ft. Charli Xcx
- What was the most popular vegetable after the 2169 nuking of europe? Swiss charred
- Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber? Char-Jar Binks
- If Pobelter played tibia... ...his char would be called Probolter.
- What game do gay people play after having s**...? Char-AIDs. (charades)

Cheerful Fun Charli Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about charli you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean conductor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make charli pranks.
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Do you think charlie sheen admitted to being h**... positive on national television...
because it was easier than making phone calls?
Charlie the Street Car Conductor
Long joke that is passed down in my family
So down in New Orleans there lived a man named Charlie. Charlie ever since he was a young boy wanted to grow up to be a streer car conductor. When he finally became old enough, he applied for the job and lo and behold he got it. Now Charlie was the friendliest street conductor that the city has ever seen. Not only did he never complain about his job, but also he greeted everyone who boarded his street car and treated them like family. Everything in his life was perfect for Charlie until one day he decided to operate the street car after having a few drinks. In his drunken state, he crashed the streetcar and killed all the passengers. After going to court Charlie was sentences to death by the eletric chair. When the day came for his execution, a gaurd visited Charlie's cell and asked him what he wanted for his final meal. Charlie replied, "I want a rotten tomato and a raw fish." After Charlie finished his meal he headed into the execution room and sat down in the eletric chair. The warden gave the order to pull the switch and the room went dark as thousands of volts passed through Charlies body. After the switch was thrown back it came as a suprise that Charlie was in fact still alive. Having no idea what else to do the warden let Charlie out of jail but banned him from ever operating a streetcar in New Orleans. Since street cars were his life Charlie decided "Hey I'll go to Japan, I hear they have fancy new street cars there." In Japan Charlie gets a job as a conductor again, but as before decides that after having a few drinks that he is still able to work the street car. To no suprise Charlie crashes the stree car and kills all the passengers. Charlie again finds himself in jail ordering his last meal. "A rotten tomato and a raw fish," he tells the gaurd. After the meal was eaten, Charlie was led to the chair and once again survives the eletricity. Because he wasn't dying, he was set free but banned from operating the street cars in Japan. Charlie thought to himself, "Well I heard San Francisco still has street cars operating so I'll go there." As you can guess Charlie ends up in the same situation and again orders the same meal " A rotten tomato and a raw fish," he tells the gaurd. The warden from San Francisco had heard of Charlie and his previous death sentences so before he brought Charlie in to be executed he sent a letter to the mayor asking to reroute the city's eletricity to the jail. The mayor approved and confident with his new found power the warden smiled and gave the order to pull the switch. The lights in the room burst from the overload and the smell of something burning overwelmed the air. The warden after a minute ordered the gaurd to shut off the chair and as the smoke cleared, there was Charlie same as always. Distraught with emotion, the warden told Charlie to get out of his sights. Charlie, tired of going to jail, finally decided that maybe he shouldn't be a street car conductor after all. So Charlie travels back to New Orleans and meets his friend Thibodaux at a bar. Thibodaux after a few minutes of small talk tells Charlie "Everyone has heard about the eletric chair incidents and I just gotta axe, how were you able to survive all them jolts of electricity through your body? Was there something you did that made you resistant to it?" Charlie looks at Thibodaux and says "I dunno, I guess I was just a bad conductor."
Charlie couldn't believe he was being let into the chocolate factory...
His girlfriend had been dead against it for years.
Charlie Sheen and Mike Tyson are in a car. Who's driving?
The cop.
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Charlie Sheen Says He Has h**......
Finally a positive in his life.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is quite unrealistic but at least they got one thing right
The moment Charlie found that ticket all the scalpers started coming out.
Charlie Kirk, Ayn Rand and Gary Johnson walk into a bar.
They all die of lead poisoning because there's no goverment to regulate how much lead the barman is allowed to put into his drinks.
Charlie Brown, now a young adult, sits with an academic advisor before enrolling in college....
He tells her he wants to be a counselor, but isn't sure what direction to go.
She looks over his scores as says, "I think you'd make a good grief counselor."
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Charlie Sheen, Amy Winehouse, and Keith Richards walk into a bar.
The bartender, local drug dealer, and in house p**... all get measured for a new suit
New Charlie Sheen and lindsay lohan TV show.
Two and a half kilos.
Why Can't Charlie Sheen Finish the Alphabet?
Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.
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What does Charlie Sheen say when he's having s**... with a Vietnamese Lady?
Nguyenning!
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Charlie Brown decided to wear transparent pants one day...
...and when Lucy saw him she said "I always thought you were a blockhead, Charlie Brown, but now I can plainly see your nuts."
How did Charlie Brown adaptively respond to snoopy's evemtual death?
Good grief.
I went to a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest,
the guy who won was some German chap,
the judges gave him perfect neins
Does Charlie surf?
No, Charlie don't surf.
If the Charlie Rose scandal has taught us anything
it's that every rose really does have its thorn.
What did Charlie Brown say when he was in a work conflict?
Good grievance!
Now I know why Charlie Sheen was always Winning...
...he was just being positive.
Charlie SHEENY legs
Amirite?
What did Charlie from Lost say to the clown from IT
It's not your boat
If I was Charlie Sheen I would call my son..
Sexma.
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How did Charlie Sheen contract h**...?
He blew a Piston in his car.
Too soon?
Charlie Sheen's new show: "2 and a half T-Cells"
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Charlie Sheen just received an AA coin in relation to maintaining sobriety for a year
Next to his h**... diagnosis, this may be the second most positive experience of his life.
What does Charlie Brown on Halloween and a U.S. Marine finding out where hes getting deployed in 2004 have in common?
They can both be heard dejectedly saying "I got a rock."
What do Charlie Gard and Jonbenét Ramsey have in common?
Charlie is going to be a father, but he has a problem with his partner's parents...
His value to them isn't apparent yet.
Charlie Sheen is like Ash Ketchum
BeBecause they both catch things
