The Best 58 Charles Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Charles Jokes and Puns
What's the definition of endless love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis
So Prince Harry's father doesn't care about the naked photos of him released.
But Prince Charles is fuming.
How did Charles Darwin die?
Natural causes.
The estate of Charles Dickens is too make alcoholic beverages from the apples on their land
The slogan is "All the girls love a Dickens Cider"
Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?
Because he's married.
[OC] What do you call an basketball player who works for the DEA?
Charles Narcley
Charles Dickens had writer's block…
He had a contract due for a new novel, but he hadn't even thought of a title yet. He went into the local pub and asked the barman for a Martini.
"Olive, or twist?"
Why don't you ever see Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles together?
Because Ray Charles is dead.
A guy named Charles lived in a foreign country for many many years.
When he came back, everyone started calling him "Harles". Why?
Because long time, no c..
What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?
I did not see that coming.
So I heard Charles Manson is getting married..
Yeah, I didn't think life in prison was a strong enough punishment either.
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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?
*On the Origin of Feces*
I was reading the book "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens.
It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be.
A boyfriend says to his girlfriend, "Baby, you're kind of like Charles Barkley..."
"...You've been on the team for so long and you're still not getting a ring! Happy Valentines day!"
What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?
This is the most violent thing I've ever read.
What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?
Evo-lotion.
A Charleston police officer sees a young black man at night...
The officer says Good evening and keeps on walking.
Charles Dickens walks into a bar...
and orders a Martini. The bartender asks,"Olive or twist?"
A german tourist arrived at Charles de Gaulle
The immigration officer greets him, " Bonjour Monsieur, Welcome to paris, Name?"
"Wolfgang Schmidt."
"Occupation?"
"Nein, Tourism."
What will people say when Prince Charles dies?
Long live the Queen.
Why do single women take advice from other single women?
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
"Am I mentioned in the will?" the nephew asked anxiously.
"You certainly are" , replied the lawyer.
Right here in the third paragraph your uncle says:
To my niece Sarah I bequeath a hundred thousand dollars,
to my cousin Janice fifty thousand dollars,
and to my nephew Charles, who was always curious to know if he was mentioned in my will, I say "Hi, Charles"
Why can't Ray Charles drive?
He's dead.
Roses are black...
...Violets are black,
Everything is black,
I'm Ray Charles.
It's weird to me that the shortened version of Charles is "Chuck".
I mean, what the Farles is that about?
TIL there is an airport in Paris named after a former French President
• ORLY?
- No Charles De Gaulle
The Queen and Prince Charles
The Queen and Prince Charles are enjoying a cup of tea when there's suddenly a knock on the door. The Queen goes to open it and it's the Death standing on the other side.
So the Queen shouts loudly: "Hey Charles, it's for you."
A good boy asked to his mummy.....
Little Charles approached his mother and asked her "Mummy, whats a girlfriend" To which his mum replied "If you're a good boy, you will get one." Charles then asked, "What if I am a bad boy?" His mum answered "You will get many.
Ray Charles walks into a bar...
and a stool and a table
What was the real reason Princess Di divorced Prince Charles?
She found out that not all rulers have 12 inches.
What did the bartender say when Charles Dickens ordered a martini?
Olive or twist?
What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?
Killed in an automobile accident.
Charles Dickens was at his publisher's office.
CD: "I'm going to be honest with you, Howard. It's almost complete and I have most of the elements of the story figured out. Great characters, a terrific setting, some good conflict and a theme. But something's missing, and I can't figure out what it is"
Howard: "The plot, Dickens?"
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
Going to a singles bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm just an ordinary man" he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother.
[Walks into a bar] Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walk into a bar.
Then they both walk into a wall. Then Stevie walks into a chair. You can probably see where this is going... too bad they can't.
X-Men
It's probably a good thing Charles Xavier did not use his first initial for his band of mutant misfits.
A German arrives at Charles De Gaulle airport in Paris
Customs officer: Occupation?
German: Nein, just visiting.
My Mother-In-Law asked how Charles Manson died, and I responded, "Complications with dementia". To which she replied...
"I thought he was demented his whole life. Why is he having complications with it now??"
Charles Manson just died.
Satan must be worried about losing his job.
Everyone knows Charles Dickens as a famous author of great classics. Lesser known is his short-lived Apple Cider business. He had to close it after complaints of unexpected pregnancies.
It may seem strange, but what do you expect when you have Dickens Cider?
What do you get if you cross Prince Charles and The Queen?
Killed in a tunnel
What happened to ray charles and stevie wonder at the new orleans blues fest?
They ran into each other
Where did Prince Charles go on his honeymoon?
Indiana.
I feel bad for Ray Charles about the whole Stevie Wonder thing...
I mean another blind black piano player? There's no way he saw that coming.
What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
I devised a test to see if people prefer Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder...
It's a double blind study.
When I was a kid my mother always told me, "If you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all."
Conversely all the people in my neighbourhood used to say, "Boy that Charles kid, he sure is a man of few words!"
Did you know NBC once considered a diet & fitness show based on people such as Air Force Amy, Mary Magdalene, Heidi Fleiss, Charles Ponzi, Berni Madoff, and Donald Trump?
The pilot was cancelled because they didn't want to weigh the pros and the cons.
Old one but, your royal highness:
What do you get if you cross Prince Charles and the Queen?
Killed in a tunnel
IF YOU SEE A LINK TITLED JAMES CHARLES NUDE , DON'T CLICK ON IT.
#IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON PERMANENT CAPS LOCK.
What's the definition of endless love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing a tennis match.
"Hello. I'd like a book by Dickens, please."
"Which one?"
"Charles."
What is James Charles favorite music genre?
Re-Gay
What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?
Endless love.
If Charles Dickens wrote The Lord of the Rings, how would the novel have started?
It was the best of Shires. It was the Worcestershires.
What did Charles Darwin say to the animals he discovered
"Naturally I've selected you all for dinner"
Why doesn't Charles Barkley like paper?
Because it's tearable.
What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the Queen?
Murdered in a tunnel in France
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