Charles Jokes
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This article includes a range of jokes centered around members of the British Royal Family, including Prince Charles and Camilla, King Charles III, and Prince Charles, III. Also discussed are the humor of Charles Spurgeon and Charles Bukowski, as well as jokes about Princess Diana. Historical figures such as Frederic, Gaul, and Darius also make an appearance in some of these classic royal jokes.
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Short charles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The charles humour may include short charles dickens jokes also.
- What's a pirate's favorite letter? A writ of safe passage from his majesty, king Charles II of England.
- King Charles will not make as many foreign visits as Queen Elizabeth did. Because the Queen could go any distance but the King can only move one space at a time.
- King Charles has a realistic chance of breaking one of Queen Elizabeths most famous records: The record number of 15 prime ministers during her reign.
- What did ray charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read.
- Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a martini. The bartender asks,"Olive or twist?"
- Today I found out that King Charles is a gamer, and mostly plays Nintendo games. He knows how to properly use the royal Wii.
- It's weird to me that the shortened version of Charles is "Chuck". I mean, what the Farles is that about?
- I'm not a fan of the new coins released with King Charles' head on them.... But then I don't like change
- Charles Schulz died as one of the richest Americans of the 20th century despite the fact he got his start making Peanuts.
- If Charles Dickens wrote The Lord of the Rings, how would the novel have started? It was the best of Shires. It was the Worcestershires.
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Charles One Liners
Which charles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with charles? I can suggest the ones about prince charles and ray charles.
- What do you get if you cross Prince Charles and The Queen? Killed in a tunnel
- Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's married.
- What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin? Evo-lotion.
- What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and stevie wonder playing tennis
- Wanna hear an old British joke? King Charles III
- What did the bartender say when Charles Dickens ordered a martini? Olive or twist?
- Why was Charles Dickens disappointed by his cherry Popsicle? He had grape expectations
- Ray Charles walks into a bar... and a stool and a table
- King Charles's coronation date has been revealed. It's Camilla.
- Let's play Clue: Royal Edition I'm guessing Charles, with a pillow, in the bedroom.
- Why can't Ray Charles drive? He's dead.
- Why doesn't Charles Barkley like paper? Because it's tearable.
- Roses are black... ...Violets are black,
Everything is black,
I'm Ray Charles. - "Hello. I'd like a book by Dickens, please."
"Which one?"
"Charles." - What will people say when Prince Charles dies? Long live the Queen.
Ray Charles Jokes
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- Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
- Why don't you ever see Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles together? Because Ray Charles is dead.
- [Walks into a bar] Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walk into a bar. Then they both walk into a wall. Then Stevie walks into a chair. You can probably see where this is going... too bad they can't.
- What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce? I did not see that coming.
- I devised a test to see if people prefer Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder... It's a double blind study.
- I feel bad for Ray Charles about the whole Stevie Wonder thing... I mean another blind black piano player? There's no way he saw that coming.
- What happened to ray charles and stevie wonder at the new orleans blues fest? They ran into each other
- It's hard to compare Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles They are both just so out of sight
- Who is Steve Irwin's favorite musician? Ray Charles
- What rings twice and screams once? Ray Charles answering the iron
Prince Charles Jokes
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- What was the real reason Princess Di divorced Prince Charles? She found out that not all rulers have 12 inches.
- Where did Prince Charles go on his honeymoon? Indiana.
- What is the difference between a chimpanzee with a baby, Prince Charles, and a person with alopecia? One is a hairy parent, one is an heir apparent, and the other has no hair apparent.
- Megan Markle's dad won't be at her wedding, so she asked Harry's dad to walk her down the aisle. Unfortunately, James Hewitt isn't invited, so Prince Charles is doing it instead.
- Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley? Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
- What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles? Heir mail
- I have a pet whale His name is Charles, he is the Prince of Whales.
- Isn't it wonderful seeing Prince Charles getting crowned king At the tender young age of 127
- Why did Prince Charles stick his head down the toilet? He was looking for a royal flush.
Charles Dickens Jokes
Here is a list of funny charles dickens jokes and even better charles dickens puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was reading the book "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens. It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be.
- The estate of Charles Dickens is too make alcoholic beverages from the apples on their land The slogan is "All the girls love a Dickens Cider"
- Charles Dickens had lots of melodious metal bars outside the front of his house. Some of them were expensive, others dirt cheap.
It was the best of chimes, it was the worst of chimes. - What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
- I've read all of Charles Dickens's novels except one. I don't have *Great Expectations*.
- Which one's the gay jury member in the case between Charles Dickens and Leo Tolstoy? The one that takes Dickens' side.
- In honor of Charles Dickens... I am also going to be poor this Christmas
- Have you heard the slogan for Charles Dickens Brand Hard Cider? There is nothing quite like a hard Dickens' Cider!
- What brand of sneakers are Charles Dickens's favorite? Skechers by Boz!
- Charles Dickens' book on wine making, Grape Expectations.
Charles Darwin Jokes
Here is a list of funny charles darwin jokes and even better charles darwin puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Charles Darwin say to the animals he discovered "Naturally I've selected you all for dinner"
- How did Charles Darwin die? Natural causes.
- A man is standing on a cliff and says to his wife I bet I can make it to the bottom faster than you! . She agrees to the bet and they both jump off at the same time. Who wins? Charles Darwin
- What do you get when you mix Charles Darwin with Vladimir Lenin? A Bolshevik Evolution
- What's Charles Darwin's favorite movie? Adaptation
- What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits? Oranges and peaches.
Charles And Camilla Jokes
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- Why was Charles allowed to marry Camilla? Diana left him a sock in the will
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So Prince Harry's father doesn't care about the n**... photos of him released.
But Prince Charles is fuming.
[OC] What do you call an basketball player who works for the DEA?
Charles Narcley
Charles Dickens had writer's block…
He had a contract due for a new novel, but he hadn't even thought of a title yet. He went into the local pub and asked the barman for a Martini.
"Olive, or twist?"
A guy named Charles lived in a foreign country for many many years.
When he came back, everyone started calling him "Harles". Why?
Because long time, no c..
So I heard Charles Manson is getting married..
Yeah, I didn't think life in prison was a strong enough punishment either.
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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?
*On the Origin of f**...*
A boyfriend says to his girlfriend, "Baby, you're kind of like Charles Barkley..."
"...You've been on the team for so long and you're still not getting a ring! Happy Valentines day!"
Have you ever seen the house Ray Charles lived in?
Neither did he.
What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?
Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.
A Charleston police officer sees a young black man at night...
The officer says Good evening and keeps on walking.
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Who was the writer who gave his son a hard time?
Charles d**...-in-son.
Hey, bud. Who's Charles Foster Kane's favourite character in Titanic, bud?
It's Rose, bud.
A german tourist arrived at Charles de Gaulle
The immigration officer greets him, " Bonjour Monsieur, Welcome to paris, Name?"
"Wolfgang Schmidt."
"Occupation?"
"Nein, Tourism."
"Am I mentioned in the will?" the nephew asked anxiously.
"You certainly are" , replied the lawyer.
Right here in the third paragraph your uncle says:
To my niece Sarah I bequeath a hundred thousand dollars,
to my cousin Janice fifty thousand dollars,
and to my nephew Charles, who was always curious to know if he was mentioned in my will, I say "Hi, Charles"
Why is a panda a lot like Charles Barkley at basketball practice?
He eats shoots and leaves
"You have to see it to believe it"
-Ray Charles
Why is Charles Umar Terrence-Elliott Able to get so many dates?
People always think he's cute, initially.
TIL there is an airport in Paris named after a former French President
• ORLY?
- No Charles De Gaulle
The Queen and Prince Charles
The Queen and Prince Charles are enjoying a cup of tea when there's suddenly a knock on the door. The Queen goes to open it and it's the Death standing on the other side.
So the Queen shouts loudly: "Hey Charles, it's for you."
A good boy asked to his mummy.....
Little Charles approached his mother and asked her "Mummy, whats a girlfriend" To which his mum replied "If you're a good boy, you will get one." Charles then asked, "What if I am a bad boy?" His mum answered "You will get many.
What is the meaning of perpetual adoration?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
Charles Dickens was at his publisher's office.
CD: "I'm going to be honest with you, Howard. It's almost complete and I have most of the elements of the story figured out. Great characters, a terrific setting, some good conflict and a theme. But something's missing, and I can't figure out what it is"
Howard: "The plot, Dickens?"
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
Going to a singles bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm just an ordinary man" he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother.
X-Men
It's probably a good thing Charles Xavier did not use his first initial for his band of mutant misfits.
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It would be terribly hard to be Prince Charles.
Whenever he buys a c**..., he needs to give a picture of his mother.
What do you call Charles Manson's music?
A *cult* classic.
# *BA DUM TSS!*
My Mother-In-Law asked how Charles Manson died, and I responded, "Complications with dementia". To which she replied...
"I thought he was demented his whole life. Why is he having complications with it now??"
Charles Manson just died.
Satan must be worried about losing his job.
Everyone knows Charles Dickens as a famous author of great classics. Lesser known is his short-lived Apple Cider business. He had to close it after complaints of unexpected pregnancies.
It may seem strange, but what do you expect when you have Dickens Cider?
When King Charles was executed after the English Civil War
Did he get severance pay?
If Charles Babbage is the father of computers
And if vacuum tubes are the inception of computers, I dread to think of what he did with them.
Ex-Bears CB Charles Tillman is now an FBI agent...
Little known fact he was actually working for the FBI all along, he was just under cover
Did you know Major Charles Sweeney of the B-29 Bockscar was dyslexic?
He meant to order the flaming saganaki, but instead ordered a flaming Nagasaki
What martial art did Ray Charles practice?
Don't Silat
What did Bishop Charles Ellis grab at Taco Bell?
an Ariana Grande.
When I was a kid my mother always told me, "If you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all."
Conversely all the people in my neighbourhood used to say, "Boy that Charles kid, he sure is a man of few words!"
Did you know NBC once considered a diet & fitness show based on people such as Air Force Amy, Mary Magdalene, Heidi Fleiss, Charles Ponzi, Berni Madoff, and Donald Trump?
The pilot was cancelled because they didn't want to weigh the pros and the cons.
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Blindness
Stevie Wonder -7 kids
David Blunkett - 5 kids
Ray Charles - 12 kids
I think it's safe to say it's not w**... that makes you blind.
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What is James Charles favorite music genre?
Re-Gay
The Prince of Wales and the Duke of Edinburgh
The recent death of the Duke of Edinburgh reminded me of the time that Prince Charles went to open a school in Brixton in London. The Prince's speech went well, but people were distracted by his headwear, which was a Davey Crockett-type hat made from fox fur, with the fox's tail hanging down at the back. After the ceremony the headmaster thanked Charles and said, "I couldn't help noticing what you were wearing on your head ...?"
"Ah yes", said Charles, "That was Daddy's idea. He asked where I was going today, then he said 'Brixton? Wear the fox hat'".
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Wife comes home, sees her husband in bed with another woman...
\- "Charles, what are you doing!", the wife screams.
Husband thinks quickly, acts surprised...
\- "Camilla, is that you?" - \[*turns to woman next to him*\] - "then who the h**... is this?"
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder
Ray Charles meets Stevie Wonder, they talk about their life, then Stevie says "it's just too bad we're both blind".
Ray answers "Could be worse, we could have been black"
The Queen is laying in hospital with her children at her bedside.
The doctors remain optimistic but I worry my rule is coming to an end . She says.
But the Doctors say you have the omicron variant, do they not? Said Charles.
That's right , she replied.
And the Symptoms are minor are they not? He continued
It's true, but my body is weak and I grow tired .
Suddenly, Andrew interjects:
Minor you say? Can't you just pay them to disappear ?
