The Best 17 Charles Dickens Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Charles Dickens Jokes and Puns

Charles Dickens walks into a bar...

and orders a Martini. The bartender asks,"Olive or twist?"

If Charles Dickens wrote The Lord of the Rings, how would the novel have started?

It was the best of Shires. It was the Worcestershires.

I was reading the book "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens.

It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be.

Charles Dickens joke, I was reading the book "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens.

What did the bartender say when Charles Dickens ordered a martini?

Olive or twist?

Charles Dickens had writer's block…

He had a contract due for a new novel, but he hadn't even thought of a title yet. He went into the local pub and asked the barman for a Martini.

"Olive, or twist?"


The estate of Charles Dickens is too make alcoholic beverages from the apples on their land

The slogan is "All the girls love a Dickens Cider"

Charles Dickens was at his publisher's office.

CD: "I'm going to be honest with you, Howard. It's almost complete and I have most of the elements of the story figured out. Great characters, a terrific setting, some good conflict and a theme. But something's missing, and I can't figure out what it is"

Howard: "The plot, Dickens?"

Charles Dickens joke, Charles Dickens was at his publisher's office.

Charles Dickens had lots of melodious metal bars outside the front of his house. Some of them were expensive, others dirt cheap.



It was the best of chimes, it was the worst of chimes.

"Hello. I'd like a book by Dickens, please."



"Which one?"



"Charles."

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?

The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

Everyone knows Charles Dickens as a famous author of great classics. Lesser known is his short-lived Apple Cider business. He had to close it after complaints of unexpected pregnancies.

It may seem strange, but what do you expect when you have Dickens Cider?

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Which one's the gay jury member in the case between Charles Dickens and Leo Tolstoy?

The one that takes Dickens' side.

In honor of Charles Dickens...

I am also going to be poor this Christmas

I've read all of Charles Dickens's novels except one.

I don't have *Great Expectations*.

Have you heard the slogan for Charles Dickens Brand Hard Cider?

There is nothing quite like a hard Dickens' Cider!

TIL that the novel "A Tale of two cities " by Charles Dickens was first serialised in two black country papers....

The Bister Times and the Worcester Times

Charles Dickens joke, TIL that the novel "A Tale of two cities " by Charles Dickens was first serialised in two black coun

What brand of sneakers are Charles Dickens's favorite?

Skechers by Boz!

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