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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

*On the Origin of f**...*

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

What did Charles Darwin say to the animals he discovered

"Naturally I've selected you all for dinner"

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

A man is standing on a cliff and says to his wife I bet I can make it to the bottom faster than you! . She agrees to the bet and they both jump off at the same time. Who wins?

Charles Darwin

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A local homeless man won the Mega Millions lottery today.

Charles Darwin is said to be on s**... watch.

What do you get when you mix Charles Darwin with Vladimir Lenin?

A Bolshevik Evolution

What's Charles Darwin's favorite movie?

Adaptation

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

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Charles Darwin goes to America, sees they are fat

explains, fat absorbs bullet velocity.

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