The Best 7 Charles Darwin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Charles Darwin jokes. There are some charles darwin theory evolution jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these charles darwin fredrick puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Charles Darwin Jokes and Puns

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

*On the Origin of Feces*

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

What did Charles Darwin say to the animals he discovered

"Naturally I've selected you all for dinner"

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

A man is standing on a cliff and says to his wife I bet I can make it to the bottom faster than you! . She agrees to the bet and they both jump off at the same time. Who wins?

Charles Darwin


A local homeless man won the Mega Millions lottery today.

Charles Darwin is said to be on suicide watch.

What do you get when you mix Charles Darwin with Vladimir Lenin?

A Bolshevik Evolution

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