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King Charles's coronation date has been revealed.
It's Camilla.
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Wife comes home, sees her husband in bed with another woman...
\- "Charles, what are you doing!", the wife screams.
Husband thinks quickly, acts surprised...
\- "Camilla, is that you?" - \[*turns to woman next to him*\] - "then who the h**... is this?"
Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?
Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
Why was Charles allowed to marry Camilla?
Diana left him a sock in the will
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The Royal Honeymoon.
On the day of her wedding to Prince William, Catherine gets dressed and realizes that she forgot her shoes. Panic sets in until her sister loans her another pair of shoes. Unfortunately they are a bit too small and at the end of the night Catherine's feet are in agony.
The rest of the Royal Family crowds around the door to the bedroom and they hear grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually, they hear William say, "God, that was tight."
"There," whispers Camilla to the Prince Charles, "I told you she was a v**...."
Then, to their surprise, they hear William say, "Right. Now for the other one." Followed by more grunting and, "My God. That was even tighter."
"That's my boy," says the Prince Charles. "Once an Etonian, always an Etonian."
So Prince Charles is hunting in the woods
When he notices a rustling in the bushes. After shooting at it he hears a yelp and goes to see what he's shot. To his horror, he's accidentally killed one of the Queen's corgis. "Oh Mother will be so angry" he thinks to himself. It is at that moment that he stumbles and knocks over a lamp on the ground and a genie appears and says "You freed me from the lamp, so I shall grant you a wish!" Delighted by this amazing coincidence, Charles says "Yes could you bring this dog back to life?" Sadly the genie replies, "I'm sorry but I cannot raise a living thing from the dead, it is too great a task even for me."
Crestfallen, Charles decides he may as well go for a selfish wish then and says "If that's the case, could you make Camilla beautiful?"
Awkwardly, the genie responds "So you shot your dog, huh?"
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