The Best 11 Charitable Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Charitable jokes. There are some charitable nonprofit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these charitable contributions puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Charitable Jokes and Puns

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A charitable man decided to visit a sick ward at a hospital to cheer up the patients. He took along a keyboard and played humorous songs and told jokes at many a bedside. After finishing his final performance for an old man he said, "I hope you get better." The old man smiled vaguely at the performer and replied, "I hope you do too."

Why don't crabs give charitable donations?

Because they're shellfish.

I'm 95% sure I'm either a kleptomaniac or a charitable person

Give or take a few percent...

Charitable joke, I'm 95% sure I'm either a kleptomaniac or a charitable person

I got a pair of jeans for a buck

Idk what it wanted jeans for, but I'm a charitable friend to animals.

My favorite pick-up line

A: Hey are you a charitable carpenter?

B: No, why?

A: Cause you've given me wood.


What is the the most charitable nation?

A donation.

What band's fanbase is the most charitable?

U2, they're all pro-bono.

Charitable joke, What band's fanbase is the most charitable?

What do you call a charitable country?

A doNation

What do you call a charitable cookie container?

A good samoa-tin

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Hitler was a charitable guy.

He backed Japan when they needed help in WW2.

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