The Best 5 Charisma Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Charisma jokes. There are some charisma attractiveness jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these charisma enthusiasm puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Charisma Jokes and Puns

Measure of Attributes

Endurance is being able withstand having tomatoes thrown at you

Strength is being able to throw a heavy tomato

Agility is being able to dodge thrown tomatoes

Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad.

Why do certain people become accountants?

They don't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

I thought Conor McGregor could have won

If he choose to put more points into stamina instead of charisma.

Even in their wildest fantasies, D&D players don't have any charisma.

One day I'll be a star...

I'll produce a lot of hot air, my charisma will make other people blind and then I collapse into a black hole because of the pressure that's surrounding me.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the charisma bypass jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working charisma charismatic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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