The Best 25 Charges Dropped Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Charges Dropped jokes. There are some charges dropped jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these charges dropped puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Charges Dropped Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed…

2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

Arrested for being too good in bed!

My girlfriend dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled "I'm arresting you for being too good in bed"

After two minutes she said she was dropping the charges due to lack of evidence.

Jussie smollet had to pay 10,000 to chicago and do community service to get his charges dropped...

I hope he isnt beating himself up over this

My wife dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, "You're being charged with being good in bed..."

After two minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence. 


A Woman Who Reads

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies.

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman.

"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.

Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.

I shoplifted 23 cans of Pepsi from the store and got arrested, but the judge dropped the charge

He knew i stole 23 cans of Pepsi, but he said that doesn't make a case.

I was falsely accused of throwing batteries at people

All charges were dropped

My girlfriend dressed up as a cop, and told me she would arrest me for being great in bed.

Unfortunately, all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

Why was He so excited?

Because they finally dropped his charges.

My GF dressed up as a policewoman and arrested me of being good in bed.

After two minutes all charges were dropped

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Why did the police drop the charges against the man accused of being an olive branch?

Because the charges wooden stick.



My humblest apologies.
* The case! Drop the case! Ah fuckit.

Did you hear about the Asian cuisine chef that dropped a dumpling on the floor?

He was charged with wonton endangerment.

What happens when you drop a cantaloupe?

You get charged with a criminal melony.

My mistress dressed as a policewoman arrested me under suspicion of being too good in bed

After 10 seconds of gun action, the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence

My grandma was nearly charged with attempted murder.

But my parents dropped the claim when I came out of my food coma.

The judge in a stolen credit card case...

The judge in a stolen credit card case found that the prosecution accidentally demagnetized all of the evidence.

So they dropped all the charges.

After the initial energy surrounding lithium's arrest...

Charges were dropped, due to lack of connection.

For Halloween, my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and arrested me under suspicion of being too good in bed

However, after a couple minutes the charges were dropped


My girlfriend was arrested on suspicion that i was good in bed.

Charges were dropped due to lack of evidences

Did you hear about the guy caught dropping his weed?

He was charged with Drug abuse.

What did the lawyer do when he dropped his cell phone in the ocean?

He charged it with a salted battery.

At 30 years old I can look forward to 60% of my life ahead of me.

If the battery on my phone drops to 60% I immediately panic and start looking for a place to charge.

did you see that Hope Solo got her domestic violence charges dropped....

there was a huge gap in the evidence

Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.

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We suggest to use only working charges dropped piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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