Charger Jokes

60 charger jokes and hilarious charger puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about charger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make the room roar with laughter with these hilarious charger jokes. From punchlines about iPhone chargers to jokes about the NFL Chargers, these jokes will have you recharging your battery with laughter. Whether you need a laptop charger or a dodge charger, you're sure to find a joke that will get the party started.

Funniest Charger Short Jokes

Short charger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The charger humour may include short battery jokes also.

  1. In the hospital, I asked the charge nurse for a phone charger - she was very offended. Don't even get me started on the reaction from the head nurse.
  2. Just Bought the new Dodge Hornet EV and ended up with two cars Dealer said I also needed a Dodge Charger
  3. What is the most common question asked by iPhone users? "Does anyone have a charger I could use?"
  4. I'll never forget my Grandfather's last words to me... "no the top one is your iphone charger, the bottom one is my life support." or something like that.
  5. For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store... He said "Thanks for the phone charger, son."
  6. They Just Released Stephen Hawking's Last Words "1 percent battery life remaining. Please find nearest charger and plug in device"
  7. With the iPhone 7 we have to charge the phone and the earphones, with the iphone 8 ... ... I think we'll also have to charge the charger.
  8. Do you know why there's no Apple wireless charger? Because they can't decide what exactly should break there.
  9. Cop 1: I saw a guy driving a Challenger, a Charger, and a Viper in one day Cop 2: I dunno... seems pretty dodgy
  10. My girlfriend thinks I stole her phone charger. She can only find the cord. I told her I won't stand for these baseless accusations.

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Charger One Liners

Which charger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with charger? I can suggest the ones about fuel and motor.

  1. I asked my kids, "Why isn't an iPhone charger...?" "...called Apple Juice?!"
  2. What's the iPhone's favorite football team? The Chargers.
  3. Why can't American phone chargers walk straight? Cause the USB trippin
  4. What do new IPhones have in common with San Diego? No Chargers.
  5. Why isn't the iPhone charger... ....not called Apple Juice ?
  6. I gave my phone charger a name. I named it Binks. Charger Binks.
  7. Was the Dodge Charger a good car? Generally.
  8. I have Note 7...I have a charger....ugh... Bomb has been planted.
  9. Why did the phone charger cross the road? Because there's an outlet mall on the otherside
  10. Dodge is coming out with an electric car... ...the Battery Charger
  11. What car do dogs drive? A Doge charger
  12. "Anyone got a charger?" "Yeah, is a wall charger fine?"
    "No, I meant for my phone."
  13. Dodge Charger owners… Do you even own an electric powered Dodge?
  14. Why did all the phones die in San Diego? Because they had no chargers.
  15. Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger? Because now his watch has ended.

Phone Charger Jokes

Here is a list of funny phone charger jokes and even better phone charger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A couple roommates squabble over the only phone charger in the house. One punches the other square in the face. The cops show up. He is charged with battery.
  • My phone charger has been exposing its inner wires to promote its agenda. It's a shameless plug.
  • TIL that the majority of car companies make cell phones, Except for Dodge, they just make Chargers.
  • What happened to that injured European guy who used his EU phone charger in the states? no idea man, he just said '60 Hertz'
  • How many chargers does Mark Zuckerberg carry when he travels? Three. One for his laptop, one for his phone and one for himself.
  • What did the iPhone user say to the other iPhone user? My phone is almost dead, can I borrow your charger?
  • Our family motto is "Who took my phone charger?"
  • You think I cannot live without you? Who do you think you are? My phone charger?
  • I told the car salesman my phone kept dying... So he gave me a Charger
  • Obama and Putin are fighting over a phone charger. You might even say they're in a power struggle.

Iphone Charger Jokes

Here is a list of funny iphone charger jokes and even better iphone charger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • iPhone chargers are like arguments with a woman some days you have 1, some days you have 5
  • If I had a dollar for every time someone asked for an iPhone 5 charger I might actually be able to buy one.
  • What kind of car did an iPhone buy? A charger
  • Hey guys I found an iPhone 6s If it's yours contact me. I still need the charger!
Charger joke, Hey guys I found an iPhone 6s

Dodge Charger Jokes

Here is a list of funny dodge charger jokes and even better dodge charger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Wanna know about the most expensive charger in the world? A Dodge Charger
  • Chrysler has had terrible success with their electric cars because they Dodge Chargers
  • What do you call two Korean people in a dodge charger? The g**... of hazard.

Nfl Charger Jokes

Here is a list of funny nfl charger jokes and even better nfl charger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do Apple and the nfl have in common? The Chargers s**....
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Heartwarming Charger Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about charger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vehicle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make charger pranks.

What's the difference between a t**... and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a t**... has battery charges

I do not follow any order!

\+ Your cellphone battery is at 5%. Connect your charger.
\- Ok.

The hardware store was having a sale on batteries the other day.

If you bought a battery charger, they'd give you a battery, free of charge!

It took me a while, but I'm now a part of the 1%!

...of battery life. I think my charger is broken.

Why can't Mark Zuckerberg appear before the EU parliament to answer questions?

Because his charger is 2 pin and the EU uses a different voltage.

Charger joke, How many chargers does Mark Zuckerberg carry when he travels?