charger Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious charger puns

In the hospital, I asked the charge nurse for a phone charger - she was very offended.

Don't even get me started on the reaction from the head nurse.

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

"Does anyone have a charger I could use?"

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I'll never forget my Grandfather's last words to me...

"no the top one is your iphone charger, the bottom one is my life support." or something like that.

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I asked my kids, "Why isn't an iPhone charger...?"

"...called Apple Juice?!"

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For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store...

He said "Thanks for the phone charger, son."

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They Just Released Stephen Hawking's Last Words

"1 percent battery life remaining. Please find nearest charger and plug in device"

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What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

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With the iPhone 7 we have to charge the phone and the earphones, with the iphone 8 ...

... I think we'll also have to charge the charger.

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Do you know why there's no Apple wireless charger?

Because they can't decide what exactly should break there.

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I gave my phone charger a name.

I named it Binks. Charger Binks.

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The hardware store was having a sale on batteries the other day.

If you bought a battery charger, they'd give you a battery, free of charge!

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My phone charger has been exposing its inner wires to promote its agenda.

It's a shameless plug.

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Was the Dodge Charger a good car?

Generally.

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What do you call two Korean people in a dodge charger?

The gooks of hazard.

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Why did the phone charger cross the road?

Because there's an outlet mall on the otherside

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What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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I told the car salesman my phone kept dying...

So he gave me a Charger

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Wanna know about the most expensive charger in the world?

A Dodge Charger

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Joke

Yo momma so fat when she goes to the grocery store she brings a battery charger.

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It took me a while, but I'm now a part of the 1%!

...of battery life. I think my charger is broken.

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Dodge is coming out with an electric car...

...the Battery Charger

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How do the ISIS folks charge their one plus devices ?

Using their proprietary 'daesh' charger!

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What did the iPhone user say to the other iPhone user?

My phone is almost dead, can I borrow your charger?

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How do the ISIS charge their one plus phones ?

Using one plus's proprietary daesh charger

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Facebool boasted it knows everyone.

Google: I have all the answers


Internet: You 2 are useless without me.


Charger: Lol.

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I'm browsing through jokes as quick as possible before my ph

The charger wouldn't angle properly

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Dodge Charger owners…

Do you even own an electric powered Dodge?

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"Anyone got a charger?"

"Yeah, is a wall charger fine?"


"No, I meant for my phone."

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How many chargers does Mark Zuckerberg carry when he travels?

Three. One for his laptop, one for his phone and one for himself.

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Why can't Mark Zuckerberg appear before the EU parliament to answer questions?

Because his charger is 2 pin and the EU uses a different voltage.

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What happened to that injured European guy who used his EU phone charger in the states?

no idea man, he just said '60 Hertz'

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My roommate asked me to give him the charger

I said to get it on his on a'cord'

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what type of charger does a mermaid needs ?

Type "sea"

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If I had a dollar for every time someone asked for an iPhone 5 charger

I might actually be able to buy one.

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How do you stop a charging rhino?

You turn the charger off or unplug it...

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What are the most funny Charger jokes of all time ?

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