Charger Jokes

What are some Charger jokes?

In the hospital, I asked the charge nurse for a phone charger - she was very offended.

Don't even get me started on the reaction from the head nurse.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

"Does anyone have a charger I could use?"

I'll never forget my Grandfather's last words to me...

"no the top one is your iphone charger, the bottom one is my life support." or something like that.

I asked my kids, "Why isn't an iPhone charger...?"

"...called Apple Juice?!"

For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store...

He said "Thanks for the phone charger, son."

They Just Released Stephen Hawking's Last Words

"1 percent battery life remaining. Please find nearest charger and plug in device"

What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

With the iPhone 7 we have to charge the phone and the earphones, with the iphone 8 ...

... I think we'll also have to charge the charger.

Do you know why there's no Apple wireless charger?

Because they can't decide what exactly should break there.

A couple roommates squabble over the only phone charger in the house. One punches the other square in the face. The cops show up.

He is charged with battery.

I gave my phone charger a name.

I named it Binks. Charger Binks.

The hardware store was having a sale on batteries the other day.

If you bought a battery charger, they'd give you a battery, free of charge!

Was the Dodge Charger a good car?

Generally.

My phone charger has been exposing its inner wires to promote its agenda.

It's a shameless plug.

Why did the phone charger cross the road?

Because there's an outlet mall on the otherside

What do you call two Korean people in a dodge charger?

The gooks of hazard.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Charged with murder

My naming my laptop charger murder so that I can say that my laptop was charged with murder.

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