The Best 5 Chard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chard jokes. There are some chard ottawa jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chard turnip puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chard Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the salad who went missing?

All they found were its chard romaines

I was grilling some lettuce over a fire for dinner.

My dad came over, took one look and said: That's chard, you idiot.

Rieslingโ€ฆ Chardonnay... Merlot... Cabernet... Pinot noirโ€ฆ

Sorry, I don't know why I'm being so whiny this morning.

What vegetable is always burnt?

Chard.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chard vegetable jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chard cauliflower piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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