The seafood was fresh off the grill. Keanu Reeves tasted it and exclaimed "What is this! It's like charcoal!"
The cook turned and said "What if I told you...that's why they call me Laurence Fishburne"
^I'll ^see ^myself ^out
Either way, Im getting charcoal.
One to fetch the ladder, one to go back to the hardware store to get the right bulb, another to look up and say "yep", and the rest to just stand around, debating charcoal vs gas.
Charcoal
A mother goes to the kindergarten to pick up her daughter.
She arrives to a nightmarish scene, the whole place is crawling with fireman, emergency vehicles and panicked parents, the kindergarten caught on fire, smoke everywhere.
She runs around frantically calling for her daughter: "Amber! has anyone seen my Amber!?!"
She tries to run inside the smouldering ruins of the kindergarten, but a fireman stops her, and says: "Sorry ma'm, but there's only Ashleys in there."
A blonde enters a parallel universe where the Aryan's are considered a minority. She walks into an appliance store, approaches the man behind the counter, and says "I'd like that TV please." The cashier replies "Sorry, we don't serve blondes."
The next day, she woke up, filled her hair with charcoal, and went to the same store and asked the same man for the same TV. "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here."
The next day, she got up, went to the hair salon, get her hair dyed red, and went to the same store and asked for the SAME THING. The cashier responded "Why do you keep coming back if you know we don't serve blondes?" At this point the blonde was furious. "How the hell do you know I'm blonde?" The cashier looked her straight eye, and explained, "that's not a TV, that's a microwave oven."
Charcoal.
I think I might be Calor blind...
That shit was dark man.
My haircut is at stake now.
1) 7/10, charcoal grill
2) 6/10, wood grill
3) 10/10, wood grill again
Your mama is so black that she left fingerprints on charcoal
It turns white.
Over charcoal, or gas?
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