Howlingly Hilarious Charcoal Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
The cast of the Matrix was having a barbeque
The seafood was fresh off the grill. Keanu Reeves tasted it and exclaimed "What is this! It's like charcoal!"
The cook turned and said "What if I told you...that's why they call me Laurence Fishburne"
^I'll ^see ^myself ^out
As an artist, it doesn't matter if Im naughty or nice for Christmas.
Either way, Im getting charcoal.
How many dads does it take to change a bulb?
One to fetch the ladder, one to go back to the hardware store to get the right bulb, another to look up and say "yep", and the rest to just stand around, debating charcoal vs gas.
One of my happiest memory is when I won the science fair in highschool.
I mixed charcoal, saltpetre and sulfur and blew away the competition
What do you call a piece of charcoal at the end of a wire?
An amateur electrician
One for the ladies
A man is doing yardwork while his wife is wife is gardening when he notices the similarity between her b**... and the charcoal grill.
So he yells, " Hey honey you better start eating more of those veggies because your a**... is as big as the grill."
Later that night, he is feeling frisky and starts rubbing on her b**....
She replies, " What, you think I'm going to fire up this big a**... grill for just one little w**...?"
What was h**...'s favorite art medium?
Charcoal
Dark as charcoal
A mother goes to the kindergarten to pick up her daughter.
She arrives to a nightmarish scene, the whole place is crawling with fireman, emergency vehicles and panicked parents, the kindergarten caught on fire, smoke everywhere.
She runs around frantically calling for her daughter: "Amber! has anyone seen my Amber!?!"
She tries to run inside the smouldering ruins of the kindergarten, but a fireman stops her, and says: "Sorry ma'm, but there's only Ashleys in there."
What is h**...'s favorite type of artwork?
Charcoal drawings
My wife's made me switch to a charcoal barbecue because I keep buying the wrong gas for our old one.
I think I might be Calor blind...
What's black and red and lies with hot chicks?
Charcoal.
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