The Best 79 Character Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Character Jokes and Puns

Iron Man is a very confusing character.

I know he's a guy but he could've been Fe Male.

My crush asked my help to impress a boy. So I told her we should pretend to date to make him jealous.

We've now been married for 10 years and have a kid and she hasn't made any progress with that guy. Maybe I should stop beating him up every time he tries to meet her?

Nah. Need to stay in character.

A man asks an atheist if he had the ability to choose, which fictional character would he be

The atheist replied with " God "

Character joke, A man asks an atheist if he had the ability to choose, which fictional character would he be

Virtually every Harry Potter character can teach us a lesson.

For example, Barty Crouch Jr. taught us that drinking can make you Moody.

Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke!

Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most nasty joke involving a Disney character.


Arnold Scwharzanegger gets a call from his agent about a feature length film based around classical music. When asked which character he'd most like to play,

'I'll be Bach'.

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar

im so sorry

Character joke, Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

A man dressed as a harry potter character came up to me and told me he was a zombie.

I thought he was kidding, but he was Dead Sirius.

What is a character trait of ISIS?

a.) heading

b.) heading

c.) heading

I asked a friend to be honest and tell me what my major character flaw was. He said, "Ok, well you think you know everything."

I said, "Tell me something I don't know dipshit."

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D&D character name

I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

Please enter your new password

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER:ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIf

YouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?

Because then it would be called "Solved."

Big GTA 5 bug

A cop killed my white character in GTA 5. Anyone else experiencing this bug?

Character joke, Big GTA 5 bug

I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was..

Apparently Bruce Jenner was "inappropriate."

My friend's WoW character couldn't go forward anymore. You'll never guess what he said !?

" wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

I'm directing a film...

... And starring in it, as a shaggy groundskeeper from Northern New England who leads midnight raids on the estate's garden.

I'm the main character, mane caretaker, Maine carrot-taker.


I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise

Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction

Which character of Pokemon is a jew?

Ash

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

How do you draw an Overwatch character?

You Tracer.

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ?

Bran

He is Hodorless

What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump?

One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.

Toad was always my favorite Mario character

He just seems like a fungi.

superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think

Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best.

Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character?

Deadpool.

I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character

And not the President of the United States.

There's a new keyboard shortcut in GTA V which if you press it will cause your character to kill minorities.

Alt-right

My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable.

It was an autobiography...

One day a dad was washing the car with his son.

The son said, "dad, can't You just use a sponge?"

The dad said "no son this builds character."

I said to my friend, My girlfriend keeps asking me if I'm an Alice in Wonderland character, and it's getting really annoying!

He said, Are you mad at her?

I said, Geez! Don't you start too!

I like to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater in a movie. That way I know if I'd survive if I were that character.

I was rushed to the E.R after Finding Nemo

I was asked who my favourite X-Men character was..

Caitlin jenner was apparently not an appropriate answer

A video game character walks into a health bar...

... and he remarks "that's the fourth wall I've walked into today!"

I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but...

I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.

Aaron Paul prefers to stay in character even when the cameras aren't rolling

It's called methead acting

I really love Harry Potter, but after re-reading the deathday party, I realized something about Nearly Headless Nick...

He was a very poorly executed character.

Video Games need to start thinking outside the box when it comes to in-game character names...

I'm getting real sick and tired of always protecting some girl named Ally.

A young man helps his grandfather with his computer issues

His grandfather seems to be unable to set a password.

Trying to figure out the problem the young man looks at the password the old man is trying to set

His password is ParisLondonMickeyMouse

Puzzled by this, the man asks his grandfather why he wants to set this password anyways.

The grandfather simply replies: It wanted two capitals and a character .

My wife was complaining about how much effort I put into customizing my avatar at the beginning of games....

I told her that hard work helps build character.

I sure like that my car insurance requires a 10 character password.

I sure would hate it if someone ..... paid my car insurance?

I've always tried to hold my breath when a character is under water, to see if I could survive the situation

Finding Nemo was a tough one

Spongebob might be the main character

But Patrick is the real star.

Why is Spongebob the main character

When Patrick is clearly the star?

No matter what sexual role play idea my wife decides on, I always have to play the same character.

The husband who is out of town.

The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick

is that he is a poorly-executed character

My Girlfriend has been repeatedly asking me Are you a character from Alice in Wonderland? and it's getting really annoying

My Friend asked me Are you mad at her?

I relied with Don't you start too

A larger-than-life character, Big Tony, walks into a bar.

Big Tony orders a drink. He bellows out, "when Big Tony drinks, everybody drinks!" The patrons of the bar all rush to get served their favorite tipple.

Then he orders some food. "When Big Tony eats, everybody eats!" Suddenly the kitchen is overwhelmed.

He places a twenty on the bar, and as he walks out, he bellows "When Big Tony pays, everybody pays!"

I was with a deaf girl who knew sign language, we were watching that movie where Johnny Depp has blades for fingers. I couldn't remember what that character was called so I sign to her, What's that character's name?

Edward, says her hands.

I'm killing off the main character in my book.

It's an autobiography.

Is Goose from Captain Marvel a good character?

You're flerken right he is.

I really like my kids playing D&D

It's character building

Which fictional character i would totally bang?

My Girlfriend!

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.

After the trial he asked the judge "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?" The judge said that was true.

Does this also mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked. The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.

With that the man turned to his accuser and said "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson".

The hulk is the only bisexual marvel character

He smashes everything

I like the Harry Potter books and movies but

I think the character of Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.

What Star Wars character would be best at limbo?

Han So Low

Whats Bill Cosby's favorite Disney character?

Sleeping beauty

You can't be trans and say that you're ugly

You're a customisable character

If the characters were gay, Saving Private Ryan would have been a way shorter film.

There is no way a group of gay men would have taken 3 hours to find Matt Damon

I liked the Harry Potter books and films but...

I think the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed

My son Luke loves the fact he's named after a Star Wars character

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much

A blonde and her boyfriend went to the movies

In the film, the main character is running through the storm so she says, "I bet you Β£20, that they don't get struck by lightning."
And her boyfriend agrees.

20 seconds later the main character is stuck by lightning and the blonde looks confused and gets Β£20 to give.



Her boyfriend said "I can't take this, I have seen the movie before."

She replies, "So have I but I didn't think lightning would strike twice in the same place!"

Why did Calvin's dad insist that Calvin play D&D?

It builds character

Russian literature is built on suffering.

Either the character suffers, the author suffers, or the reader suffers. If all three are suffering, then it's considered a Russian masterpiece.

Heard a rumor that Iron Man is going to be the newest Disney Princess...

...they're always on the lookout for a strong Fe male character.

What gaming projectile was thrown by John Barrowman's Doctor Who character to pass the time while he was traveling along the Congo River?

The Dart of Harkness.

A Mortal Kombat character walks into a store..

Employee: "Finding everything okay, sir?"

Character: "Yes, I'm just Lui Kang."

How many of Shakespeare's characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the lightbulb, one to contemplate how a lightbulb is as mortal as any human, and one to spend the afternoon debating whether to murder his uncle.

As a guy, I refuse to play as a female character in online games.

Not because I'm sexist, I just don't think it's right to perpetuate the stereotype that girls are bad at games.

Which Greek character is from alabama

Oedipus

A woman sues a man for defamation of character, charging that he called her a pig.

The man is found guilty and made to pay damages. After the trial, he asks the judge, Does this mean that I can no longer call Ms. Harding a pig?

The judge says, That is correct.

And does it mean that I can't call a pig Ms. Harding?

No, says the judge, you are free to call a pig Ms. Harding. There is no crime in that.

The man looks Ms. Harding in the eye and says, Good afternoon, Ms. Harding.

Why are creative character writers so good in bed?

……because they really know how to pen a trait!

I never really liked Nearly Headless Nick in the Harry Potter franchise.

He was a poorly executed character.

A Mario joke I heard for the first time today:

Mario is a Japanese character, so his family name could be Itsumi, or in Japanese name order…

Itsumi Mario

Daniel Craig was explaining why his character had grey hair for the first time ever in the franchise.

No Time To Dye

I love it when the main character in a movie has a twisted back story...

Probably why 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' is one of my all-time favourites!

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