Character Jokes

163 character jokes and hilarious character puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about character that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Find the perfect character joke here to share with your family and friends. We cover Disney, Bible, Marvel, and Villain characters. Have fun and build your character with these fun and witty jokes.

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Funniest Character Short Jokes

Short character jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The character humour may include short actor jokes also.

  1. Harry Potter has way too many characters... Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.
  2. My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable. It was an autobiography...
  3. I decided to kill off some characters in the book I am writing It would definitely spice up my autobiography.
  4. My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after star wars characters... My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
  5. You can tell that Wolverine is a canadian character written by an American His superpower is healthcare
  6. As a guy, I refuse to play as a female character in online games. Not because I'm sexist, I just don't think it's right to perpetuate the stereotype that girls are bad at game.
  7. George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters.
    (If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)
  8. What is the difference between game of thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
  9. Some people say rolling for stats in D&D is old fashioned and unforgiving But I think it builds character.
  10. How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

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Character One Liners

Which character one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with character? I can suggest the ones about trait and charm.

  1. Iron Man is a very confusing character. I know he's a guy but he could've been Fe Male.
  2. The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick is that he is a poorly-executed character
  3. I couldn't follow the storyline of Stephen king's It Too many Maine characters.
  4. Why doesn't George R. R. Martin use twitter? He killed all 140 characters.
  5. Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar
    im so sorry
  6. My password is snowwhiteandsevendwarves. They said I need 8 characters
  7. My password is "snowwhiteandthesevendwarves" because they said I needed 8 characters
  8. Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran
    He is Hodorless
  9. What is a character trait of ISIS? a.) heading
    b.) heading
    c.) heading
  10. Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter? Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
  11. Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character? Deadpool.
  12. Whats Bill Cosby's favorite Disney character? Sleeping beauty
  13. The hulk is the only bisexual marvel character He smashes everything
  14. I needed a password eight characters long. I went with *SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves*
  15. itsnate joke tiktok What's jewish favorite Pokemon character ?
    Ash !

Main Character Jokes

Here is a list of funny main character jokes and even better main character puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • At the beginning of Naruto, the three main characters existed in a 'love square'. Naruto loves Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke, Sasuke loves nobody, and nobody loves Naruto.
  • SpongeBob may be the main character in the show… ..but Patrick is the star.
  • Why is Spongebob the main character When Patrick is clearly the star?
  • It makes sense why Emma Watson is in both Beauty and the Beast and Harry Potter Both of the main characters are harry
  • How come Spongebob is the main character? When Patrick is the star.
  • I'm killing off the main character in my book. It's an autobiography.
  • Spongebob might be the main character But Patrick is the real star.
  • Im writing my autobiography "Oh nice!"
    "Yea im planning on killing off the main character"
  • Researchers have discovered a lost Hemingway novel where the main character is trying to learn a computer language. The Old Man and the C.
  • I love it when the main character in a movie has a twisted back story... Probably why 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' is one of my all-time favourites!

Disney Character Jokes

Here is a list of funny disney character jokes and even better disney character puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Which Disney character won the Nobel prize? Gaston
  • Heard a rumor that Iron Man is going to be the newest Disney Princess... ...they're always on the lookout for a strong Fe male character.
  • What happens once a year and only at a graveyard? Mother's Day for Disney characters.
  • What do you call it when you kill Disney characters? A Mickey Mousacre
  • What's a Fortnite player's favorite Disney character? SCAR
  • What do you call a Disney character who just wants to take over the world? Hegemony Cricket.
  • Water is clear. Why is Snow White? Because Disney didn't cast black characters
  • What do you call a male Disney character at a formal event? A lad in a suit.
  • I heard Disney is making a movie about a 3D video game character that jumps from game to game beating others in tennis. They call him Racquet Wralph
  • Why are Disney cartoon characters so hard to catch red-handed after a crime? They never take off their gloves.
Character joke, Why are Disney cartoon characters so hard to catch red-handed after a crime?

Character Building Jokes

Here is a list of funny character building jokes and even better character building puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • One day a dad was washing the car with his son. The son said, "dad, can't You just use a sponge?"
    The dad said "no son this builds character."
  • I really like my kids playing D&D It's character building
  • My wife was complaining about how much effort I put into customizing my avatar at the beginning of games.... I told her that hard work helps build character.
  • Why did Calvin's dad insist that Calvin play D&D? It builds character
  • When my kids play The Sims, I always disconnect the power from the computer just after they've finished making their family It's character building
  • My son asked me why I only let him play Sim creation screen of the Sims but not the rest I told him, 'It's character building.'
  • Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
  • My sister was in a school play with an auditorium that was packed. My mom said with how hot it was, it's going to be tough for the actors. I said "Don't worry, it builds character"
  • I give my children 3 dice when they turn 7. I told them it builds character.
  • Birdman was dissatisfied with his character build in WoW. I told him to put some respec on his game.

Fictional Character Jokes

Here is a list of funny fictional character jokes and even better fictional character puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Professor X to JK Rowling: Professor X: "What's your power?"
    JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."
    Gay Professor X: "Interesting."
  • I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character And not the President of the United States.
  • I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction
  • A man asks an atheist if he had the ability to choose, which fictional character would he be The atheist replied with " God "
  • What does Harry Potter and your Soulmate have in common? They're both fictional Characters.
  • superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best.
  • Which fictional character i would totally bang? My Girlfriend!
  • My favorite fictional character is My dad
  • I hate it when characters come back to life in fiction... It really removes some tension from the book. That's why I didn't like the bible.
  • Smart blonde, honest politican and grandma are walking into a bar Who orders beer?

    Grandma because other characters are fictional!

Bible Character Jokes

Here is a list of funny bible character jokes and even better bible character puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why do writers hate the bible? It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
  • I just read the bible, really good book. Had a lot of character development In my opinion, the Noah Arc was the best part
  • What Bible character didn't have a father? Joshua, son of Nun.
  • Started reading the bible. Could not bother finishing. Jesus is such a Mary Sue and lacking in any true character development. 1 star.
  • Who's the best character in the Bible? Noah, he has the best ark.
  • Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ? The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
  • You know the Bible is wrong when... The main character gets killed 4 times in the first 4 chapters.
Character joke, You know the Bible is wrong when...

Ridiculous Character Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about character you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean player jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make character pranks.

My crush asked my help to impress a boy. So I told her we should pretend to date to make him jealous.

We've now been married for 10 years and have a kid and she hasn't made any progress with that guy. Maybe I should stop beating him up every time he tries to meet her?
Nah. Need to stay in character.

Tried to change my password to Twilight...

...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :(

Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke!

Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most n**... joke involving a Disney character.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it will take three episodes.

Why doesn't George R.R. Martin have Twitter?

Because he would just kill off all 140 characters.

Password reset

A man was was unable to log into his online banking account and he pulled up the online chat support.
"I put in my password and I cannot access my account"
"Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one."
"Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?"

"No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one."

"Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty well?"

"Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 90 days."

"Can I use the old one and just re-register it?"

"No, you must get a new one."

"I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember."

"Sorry, you must get a new one."

"OK, roses."

"Sorry you must use more letters."

"OK, pretty roses"

"No good, you must use at least one numerical character."

"OK, 1 pretty rose"
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."

"OK, 1prettyrose"

"Sorry, you must use additional characters."

"OK, 1fuckingprettyrose"

"Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter."


"Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row."

"OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose"

"Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters."

"OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow"
"Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used"

I tried changing my password to "Twilight".

It said "Error: contains too many useless characters"

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Please enter your new password

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?

Because then it would be called "Solved."


Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters.
Password accepted.

I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was..

Apparently Bruce Jenner was "inappropriate."

Hi, I would like to hear a TCP joke.

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.
OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.
OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.
Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?
Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.
OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.
OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.
I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Which character of Pokemon is a jew?


What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman


A blonde goes to the library to get a book. A few days later, she comes back and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."
The librarian says to her coworkers, "So here's the person who took our phone book!"

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend...

We're the s**... Squad!

Toad was always my favorite Mario character

He just seems like a fungi.

A Blonde Walks into a Library

A blonde walks into a library and slams a book on the desk.
She says, "This is the worst book I've ever read!! There's no plot and it has way too many characters!!"
The librarian says, "So that's what happened to our phonebook."

A Blonde calls tech support

She is told that in order to get help, they need her password.
She says that the password is "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she had chosen such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

There's a new keyboard shortcut in GTA V which if you press it will cause your character to kill minorities.


Did you hear about the RPG fan who keeps making female characters and re-doing their stats?

He respecs women.

I said to my friend, My girlfriend keeps asking me if I'm an Alice in Wonderland character, and it's getting really annoying!

He said, Are you mad at her?
I said, Geez! Don't you start too!

I like to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater in a movie. That way I know if I'd survive if I were that character.

I was rushed to the E.R after Finding Nemo

My son Anakin loves that I named all of our children after Star Wars characters

My daughter Chewbacca, however, is less thrilled.

The Pentagon is in the middle of switching up their nuclear codes..

They want them to be longer, in order to make them more secure. It's not because they're worried about spies cracking the codes. It's just that they want them to be over 140 characters so Trump can't tweet them out.

Needed a Password eight characters long::

So, I went with 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.

An English teacher asked their students: "Of all the characters in the Old Testament, who do you think is the most developed?"

A student responded, "Noah, because he has the largest story Ark."

George R. R. Martin found dead after reaching peak popularity.

Just like his characters.

I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but...

I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.

I really love Harry Potter, but after re-reading the deathday party, I realized something about Nearly Headless Nick...

He was a very poorly executed character.

A blonde came up to the librarian and yelled, "This book s**...! There's way too many characters and the story makes no sense!"

The librarian said, "So you're the one who took our phone book."

I just watched a tree sitcom

Overall it was ok, but the characters were a bit too sappy

A young man helps his grandfather with his computer issues

His grandfather seems to be unable to set a password.
Trying to figure out the problem the young man looks at the password the old man is trying to set
His password is ParisLondonMickeyMouse
Puzzled by this, the man asks his grandfather why he wants to set this password anyways.
The grandfather simply replies: It wanted two capitals and a character .

Just tried to change my password to..

Just tried to change my password to.. 'The_Last_Jedi,' but Facebook wouldn't let me. Said there are too many useless characters.

I sure like that my car insurance requires a 10 character password.

I sure would hate it if someone ..... paid my car insurance?

No matter what s**... role play idea my wife decides on, I always have to play the same character.

The husband who is out of town.

My Girlfriend has been repeatedly asking me Are you a character from Alice in Wonderland? and it's getting really annoying

My Friend asked me Are you mad at her?

I relied with Don't you start too

I was with a deaf girl who knew sign language, we were watching that movie where Johnny Depp has blades for fingers. I couldn't remember what that character was called so I sign to her, What's that character's name?

Edward, says her hands.

The blonde's password

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.

After the trial he asked the judge "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?" The judge said that was true.
Does this also mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked. The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.
With that the man turned to his accuser and said "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson".

You can't be trans and say that you're ugly

You're a customisable character

If the characters were gay, Saving Private Ryan would have been a way shorter film.

There is no way a group of gay men would have taken 3 hours to find Matt Damon

I liked the Harry Potter books and films but...

I think the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed

A blonde and her boyfriend went to the movies

In the film, the main character is running through the storm so she says, "I bet you £20, that they don't get struck by lightning."
And her boyfriend agrees.

20 seconds later the main character is stuck by lightning and the blonde looks confused and gets £20 to give.

Her boyfriend said "I can't take this, I have seen the movie before."
She replies, "So have I but I didn't think lightning would strike twice in the same place!"

"What is your wifi password?"

"Its snowwhiteandthesevendwarves"
"Oh, why is it very long?"
"Here said I need eight characters."

My father told me that his password is "MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin"

Because he was told his password should contain at least 8 characters and one capital.

My wifi password is Thorironmanhulkscarletwitchvisionhawkeyecaptainamericathanos.

I know that's hard to remember, but it had to be at least eight characters long.

I'm starting to not like the Middle East.

The plot's too confusing and I can't connect with any of the characters.

A woman sues a man for defamation of character, charging that he called her a pig.

The man is found guilty and made to pay damages. After the trial, he asks the judge, Does this mean that I can no longer call Ms. Harding a pig?
The judge says, That is correct.
And does it mean that I can't call a pig Ms. Harding?
No, says the judge, you are free to call a pig Ms. Harding. There is no crime in that.
The man looks Ms. Harding in the eye and says, Good afternoon, Ms. Harding.

Character joke, A woman sues a man for defamation of character, charging that he called her a pig.

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