Character Jokes

Funniest Character Short Jokes

Short character jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The character humour may include short actor jokes also.

1. Harry Potter has way too many characters... Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.
   
2. My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable. It was an autobiography...
3. My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after star wars characters... My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
4. You can tell that Wolverine is a canadian character written by an American His superpower is healthcare
5. As a guy, I refuse to play as a female character in online games. Not because I'm sexist, I just don't think it's right to perpetuate the stereotype that girls are bad at game.
6. George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters.
   (If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)
7. What is the difference between game of thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
8. Some people say rolling for stats in D&D is old fashioned and unforgiving But I think it builds character.
9. How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!
10. Professor X to JK Rowling: Professor X: "What's your power?"
    JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."
    Gay Professor X: "Interesting."

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Character One Liners

Which character one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with character? I can suggest the ones about trait and charm.

1. Iron Man is a very confusing character. I know he's a guy but he could've been Fe Male.
2. The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick is that he is a poorly-executed character
3. I couldn't follow the storyline of Stephen king's It Too many Maine characters.
4. Why doesn't George R. R. Martin use twitter? He killed all 140 characters.
5. Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar
   im so sorry
6. Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran
   He is Hodorless
7. What is a character trait of ISIS? a.) heading
   b.) heading
   c.) heading
8. Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter? Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
9. The hulk is the only bisexual marvel character He smashes everything
10. itsnate joke tiktok What's jewish favorite Pokemon character ?
    Ash !
11. SpongeBob may be the main character in the show… ..but Patrick is the star.
12. I really like my kids playing D&D It's character building
13. I just watched a tree sitcom Overall it was ok, but the characters were a bit too sappy
14. Toad was always my favorite Mario character He just seems like a fungi.
15. Which Disney character won the Nobel prize? Gaston

Main Character Jokes

Here is a list of funny main character jokes and even better main character puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• At the beginning of Naruto, the three main characters existed in a 'love square'. Naruto loves Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke, Sasuke loves nobody, and nobody loves Naruto.
• It makes sense why Emma Watson is in both Beauty and the Beast and Harry Potter Both of the main characters are harry
• In what form of writing is killing the main character a good idea? An Autobiography.
• I was watching a car movie and my son said one of the main characters was a rapper Wow. That's ludacris.
• If the main character of "The Walking Dead " spared every human, would he be called... ... Pacifist Rick ?
• In the Chinese version of "Fight Club" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist. Turns out he was Wong the whole time.
• If a goose starred in Forrest Gump as the main character, what would his name have been? Tom Honks
• Who is the main character of Shawshank Redemption? Andy Duframed
• Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony? There's no more apple jack.
• The main character of Megalo Box is a phenomenal boxer. He's no average Joe.

Disney Character Jokes

Here is a list of funny disney character jokes and even better disney character puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Heard a rumor that Iron Man is going to be the newest Disney Princess... ...they're always on the lookout for a strong Fe male character.
• What happens once a year and only at a graveyard? Mother's Day for Disney characters.
• What do you call it when you kill Disney characters? A Mickey Mousacre
• What's a Fortnite player's favorite Disney character? SCAR
• What do you call a Disney character who just wants to take over the world? Hegemony Cricket.
• Water is clear. Why is Snow White? Because Disney didn't cast black characters
• What do you call a male Disney character at a formal event? A lad in a suit.
• I heard Disney is making a movie about a 3D video game character that jumps from game to game beating others in tennis. They call him Racquet Wralph
• Why are Disney cartoon characters so hard to catch red-handed after a crime? They never take off their gloves.
• Who is the Disney character that never skipped leg day? QUADSimodo

Character Building Jokes

Here is a list of funny character building jokes and even better character building puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My wife was complaining about how much effort I put into customizing my avatar at the beginning of games.... I told her that hard work helps build character.
• Why did Calvin's dad insist that Calvin play D&D? It builds character
• When my kids play The Sims, I always disconnect the power from the computer just after they've finished making their family It's character building
• My son asked me why I only let him play Sim creation screen of the Sims but not the rest I told him, 'It's character building.'
• Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
• My sister was in a school play with an auditorium that was packed. My mom said with how hot it was, it's going to be tough for the actors. I said "Don't worry, it builds character"
• I give my children 3 dice when they turn 7. I told them it builds character.
• Birdman was dissatisfied with his character build in WoW. I told him to put some respec on his game.
• Let's Build a 5E character together! Let's build a character for my newest campaign.
  Here's my rules,
  He's a Gnome,
  And one choice per person.
  And that's all!!

Fictional Character Jokes

Here is a list of funny fictional character jokes and even better fictional character puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character And not the President of the United States.
• I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction
• A man asks an atheist if he had the ability to choose, which fictional character would he be The atheist replied with " God "
• What does Harry Potter and your Soulmate have in common? They're both fictional Characters.
• superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best.
• Which fictional character i would totally bang? My Girlfriend!
• My favorite fictional character is My dad
• I hate it when characters come back to life in fiction... It really removes some tension from the book. That's why I didn't like the bible.
• Smart blonde, honest politican and grandma are walking into a bar Who orders beer?
  ​
  Grandma because other characters are fictional!
• If every Literary Fiction character to ever exist fought, who would win? Personally, my bet is on God.

Bible Character Jokes

Here is a list of funny bible character jokes and even better bible character puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do writers hate the bible? It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
• I just read the bible, really good book. Had a lot of character development In my opinion, the Noah Arc was the best part
• What Bible character didn't have a father? Joshua, son of Nun.
• Who's the best character in the Bible? Noah, he has the best ark.
• Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ? The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
• You know the Bible is wrong when... The main character gets killed 4 times in the first 4 chapters.

Ridiculous Character Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about character you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean player jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make character pranks.