The Best 64 Char Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Char jokes. There are some char soot jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these char coals puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Char Jokes and Puns
How did Charles Darwin die?
Natural causes.
Charlie the Street Car Conductor
Long joke that is passed down in my family
So down in New Orleans there lived a man named Charlie. Charlie ever since he was a young boy wanted to grow up to be a streer car conductor. When he finally became old enough, he applied for the job and lo and behold he got it. Now Charlie was the friendliest street conductor that the city has ever seen. Not only did he never complain about his job, but also he greeted everyone who boarded his street car and treated them like family. Everything in his life was perfect for Charlie until one day he decided to operate the street car after having a few drinks. In his drunken state, he crashed the streetcar and killed all the passengers. After going to court Charlie was sentences to death by the eletric chair. When the day came for his execution, a gaurd visited Charlie's cell and asked him what he wanted for his final meal. Charlie replied, "I want a rotten tomato and a raw fish." After Charlie finished his meal he headed into the execution room and sat down in the eletric chair. The warden gave the order to pull the switch and the room went dark as thousands of volts passed through Charlies body. After the switch was thrown back it came as a suprise that Charlie was in fact still alive. Having no idea what else to do the warden let Charlie out of jail but banned him from ever operating a streetcar in New Orleans. Since street cars were his life Charlie decided "Hey I'll go to Japan, I hear they have fancy new street cars there." In Japan Charlie gets a job as a conductor again, but as before decides that after having a few drinks that he is still able to work the street car. To no suprise Charlie crashes the stree car and kills all the passengers. Charlie again finds himself in jail ordering his last meal. "A rotten tomato and a raw fish," he tells the gaurd. After the meal was eaten, Charlie was led to the chair and once again survives the eletricity. Because he wasn't dying, he was set free but banned from operating the street cars in Japan. Charlie thought to himself, "Well I heard San Francisco still has street cars operating so I'll go there." As you can guess Charlie ends up in the same situation and again orders the same meal " A rotten tomato and a raw fish," he tells the gaurd. The warden from San Francisco had heard of Charlie and his previous death sentences so before he brought Charlie in to be executed he sent a letter to the mayor asking to reroute the city's eletricity to the jail. The mayor approved and confident with his new found power the warden smiled and gave the order to pull the switch. The lights in the room burst from the overload and the smell of something burning overwelmed the air. The warden after a minute ordered the gaurd to shut off the chair and as the smoke cleared, there was Charlie same as always. Distraught with emotion, the warden told Charlie to get out of his sights. Charlie, tired of going to jail, finally decided that maybe he shouldn't be a street car conductor after all. So Charlie travels back to New Orleans and meets his friend Thibodaux at a bar. Thibodaux after a few minutes of small talk tells Charlie "Everyone has heard about the eletric chair incidents and I just gotta axe, how were you able to survive all them jolts of electricity through your body? Was there something you did that made you resistant to it?" Charlie looks at Thibodaux and says "I dunno, I guess I was just a bad conductor."
A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief...
Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed.
Charles Dickens had writer's block…
He had a contract due for a new novel, but he hadn't even thought of a title yet. He went into the local pub and asked the barman for a Martini.
"Olive, or twist?"
What is a character trait of ISIS?
a.) heading
b.) heading
c.) heading
Third time's a charm...
Is a much darker phrase in Germany
What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?
*On the Origin of Feces*
What was the charge when NaCl got arrested?
A salt.
Would a charming vampire be a neck-romancer?
D&D character name
I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control
What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?
Evo-lotion.
You can explore char dorne reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean char arrgghh dad jokes. There are also char puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
I got charged for a satellite dish the other day...
I was furious. He told me it'd be on the house.
A Charleston police officer sees a young black man at night...
The officer says Good evening and keeps on walking.
Just charged my phone
Let's see how long the battery will la
Charles Dickens walks into a bar...
and orders a Martini. The bartender asks,"Olive or twist?"
Charlie Sheen Says He Has HIV...
Finally a positive in his life.
The characters from Dragon Ball Z aren't that super
Just saiyan
Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?
The liter.
Do you think Charlie Sheen admitted to being HIV positive on national television...
because it was easier than making phone calls?
Which character of Pokemon is a jew?
Ash
So I'm 30 and Charlotte is 21. Went out last night and we kept getting funny looks like I was some sort of peadophile. Does anyone else think that age is just a number?
It's completely ruined our 10 year anniversary
New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show.
Two and a half kilos.
Charlie Brown, now a young adult, sits with an academic advisor before enrolling in college....
He tells her he wants to be a counselor, but isn't sure what direction to go.
She looks over his scores as says, "I think you'd make a good grief counselor."
You have been charged guilty for clickbait, and will now have to use the electric chair
What happens next will shock you
Charles Dickens was at his publisher's office.
CD: "I'm going to be honest with you, Howard. It's almost complete and I have most of the elements of the story figured out. Great characters, a terrific setting, some good conflict and a theme. But something's missing, and I can't figure out what it is"
Howard: "The plot, Dickens?"
Who is in charge of the tissues?
The Hankie Chief.
How many 'Dragonball Z' characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them-over a six episode arc.
But Goku is the one to screw it in after mastering transformation into a Super Sayin Electrician.
Charlie Sheen and Mike Tyson are in a car. Who's driving?
The cop.
Charlie couldn't believe he was being let into the chocolate factory...
His girlfriend had been dead against it for years.
Everyone knows Charles Dickens as a famous author of great classics. Lesser known is his short-lived Apple Cider business. He had to close it after complaints of unexpected pregnancies.
It may seem strange, but what do you expect when you have Dickens Cider?
What does the charity run by cats do with their donations?
Help out the kneady.
Who's in charge in the land of geometry?
The rulers.
Charlotte Bronte wrote a horror novel
Jane Scare
Emily wrote one about aircraft turbulence
Wuthering Flights
(I do apologise for this)
Charron, the ferryman of the dead, has a tough job
I admire him though. He really Styx with it
Charlie Kirk, Ayn Rand and Gary Johnson walk into a bar.
They all die of lead poisoning because there's no goverment to regulate how much lead the barman is allowed to put into his drinks.
What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
I wasn't sure about doing a charity marathon but...
I realised it was for disabled people so I thought I had a good chance of winning
Charity Marathons....
... They sure give you a run for your money...
Charging $500 for a $5 case of water is considered price gouging. What is charging $500 for a $5 bag of saline called?
Healthcare.
How can you chart all the lies your parrot tells?
A poly graph.
What is one charity that has a higher death rate than PETA?
Make a wish foundation
What do you get charged with if you kill a vegetarian?
Coleslaughter.
Why are charming pirates always the richest?
Because they get all the booty
How do you tell a programmer from a DnD player?
Ask them to complete the list: int, char, str...
What did Charizard say when he saw Pikachu
Charizard
If the characters were gay, Saving Private Ryan would have been a way shorter film.
There is no way a group of gay men would have taken 3 hours to find Matt Damon
Have to charge you 25 dollars
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
If Charles Dickens wrote The Lord of the Rings, how would the novel have started?
It was the best of Shires. It was the Worcestershires.
What did Charles Darwin say to the animals he discovered
"Naturally I've selected you all for dinner"
A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I was interested in taking part in a marathon.
I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties. I thought "damn, I might actually win this".
What Simpson's character does the best power points ?
Slideshow Bob
Why doesn't Charles Barkley like paper?
Because it's tearable.
Does anybody know how to charge their milk?
Mine is stuck at 1%
Who's in charge of the pencil case?
The ruler
What did Charmander say to Pikachu after seeing him surf?
Charmander
I've been charged with murdering a man with sandpaper.
But, to be honest, I just intended to rough him up a bit.
How many of Shakespeare's characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the lightbulb, one to contemplate how a lightbulb is as mortal as any human, and one to spend the afternoon debating whether to murder his uncle.
Why can you charge your phone with a bee from America?
Because it's a USB
Charles Dickens had lots of melodious metal bars outside the front of his house. Some of them were expensive, others dirt cheap.
It was the best of chimes, it was the worst of chimes.
I got charged $50 by a taxi driver to go to a laundromat only 2 miles away
I feel like I've been taken to the cleaners
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is quite unrealistic but at least they got one thing right
The moment Charlie found that ticket all the scalpers started coming out.
What do you get charged with if you take a 9 V from the ruler of Oman?
A sultans battery
I've been charged with killing a man with sandpaper
To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit
I really want to charge you guys for a roof joke
But I can't cause it's on the house
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the char character jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working char charcoal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.