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Short char jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The char humour may include short chap jokes also.

  1. How do you tell a programmer from a DnD player? Ask them to complete the list: int, char, str...
  2. Im really bad at culinary terms, Char, sear, flambe, caramelise, scorch.
    It's all Greek to me.
  3. A C-string walks into a bar... A C-string walks into a bar and points to a char next to a float. "Can I join you?" he asks. The float replies "You're not my type" and orders a double.
  4. I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza to a charred crisp last night... I should have used aloha temperature.

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Which char one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with char? I can suggest the ones about scar and chalk.

  1. What do you call experimental fire? Avant-charred.
  2. What do you call a charred exotic psychic? A rare medium well done.
  3. What is a European dragon's favorite food? Swiss charred.
  4. My friend tells me that I do too much programming. But I don't really char.
  5. How did the investigators know the vegan was killed? They found his charred remains.
  6. Iggy Azalea - Fancy (Lyrics Video) ft. Charli Xcx
  7. What was the most popular vegetable after the 2169 nuking of europe? Swiss charred
  8. Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber? Char-Jar Binks
  9. If Pobelter played tibia... ...his char would be called Probolter.
  10. What game do gay people play after having s**...? Char-AIDs. (charades)

Char joke, What game do gay people play after having s**...?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about char can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of char puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Ridiculous Char Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about char you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean arch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make char prank.

Charlie Brown decided to wear transparent pants one day...

...and when Lucy saw him she said "I always thought you were a blockhead, Charlie Brown, but now I can plainly see your nuts."

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

Charlie the Street Car Conductor

Long joke that is passed down in my family
So down in New Orleans there lived a man named Charlie. Charlie ever since he was a young boy wanted to grow up to be a streer car conductor. When he finally became old enough, he applied for the job and lo and behold he got it. Now Charlie was the friendliest street conductor that the city has ever seen. Not only did he never complain about his job, but also he greeted everyone who boarded his street car and treated them like family. Everything in his life was perfect for Charlie until one day he decided to operate the street car after having a few drinks. In his drunken state, he crashed the streetcar and killed all the passengers. After going to court Charlie was sentences to death by the eletric chair. When the day came for his execution, a gaurd visited Charlie's cell and asked him what he wanted for his final meal. Charlie replied, "I want a rotten tomato and a raw fish." After Charlie finished his meal he headed into the execution room and sat down in the eletric chair. The warden gave the order to pull the switch and the room went dark as thousands of volts passed through Charlies body. After the switch was thrown back it came as a suprise that Charlie was in fact still alive. Having no idea what else to do the warden let Charlie out of jail but banned him from ever operating a streetcar in New Orleans. Since street cars were his life Charlie decided "Hey I'll go to Japan, I hear they have fancy new street cars there." In Japan Charlie gets a job as a conductor again, but as before decides that after having a few drinks that he is still able to work the street car. To no suprise Charlie crashes the stree car and kills all the passengers. Charlie again finds himself in jail ordering his last meal. "A rotten tomato and a raw fish," he tells the gaurd. After the meal was eaten, Charlie was led to the chair and once again survives the eletricity. Because he wasn't dying, he was set free but banned from operating the street cars in Japan. Charlie thought to himself, "Well I heard San Francisco still has street cars operating so I'll go there." As you can guess Charlie ends up in the same situation and again orders the same meal " A rotten tomato and a raw fish," he tells the gaurd. The warden from San Francisco had heard of Charlie and his previous death sentences so before he brought Charlie in to be executed he sent a letter to the mayor asking to reroute the city's eletricity to the jail. The mayor approved and confident with his new found power the warden smiled and gave the order to pull the switch. The lights in the room burst from the overload and the smell of something burning overwelmed the air. The warden after a minute ordered the gaurd to shut off the chair and as the smoke cleared, there was Charlie same as always. Distraught with emotion, the warden told Charlie to get out of his sights. Charlie, tired of going to jail, finally decided that maybe he shouldn't be a street car conductor after all. So Charlie travels back to New Orleans and meets his friend Thibodaux at a bar. Thibodaux after a few minutes of small talk tells Charlie "Everyone has heard about the eletric chair incidents and I just gotta axe, how were you able to survive all them jolts of electricity through your body? Was there something you did that made you resistant to it?" Charlie looks at Thibodaux and says "I dunno, I guess I was just a bad conductor."

A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief...

Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed.

Charles Dickens had writer's block…

He had a contract due for a new novel, but he hadn't even thought of a title yet. He went into the local pub and asked the barman for a Martini.
"Olive, or twist?"

I was going to go to the Alzheimer's charity run yesterday.

But I forgot.

What is a character trait of ISIS?

a.) heading
b.) heading
c.) heading

Third time's a charm...

Is a much darker phrase in Germany

What do you get when Charizard uses a flame attack on his trainer?

Ash.

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

*On the Origin of f**...*

What was the charge when NaCl got arrested?

A salt.

Would a charming vampire be a neck-romancer?

D&D character name

I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

Charlie SHEENY legs

Amirite?

What does Charlie Sheen say when he's having s**... with a Vietnamese Lady?

Nguyenning!

I got charged for a satellite dish the other day...

I was furious. He told me it'd be on the house.

A Charleston police officer sees a young black man at night...

The officer says Good evening and keeps on walking.

Just charged my phone

Let's see how long the battery will la

Charles Dickens walks into a bar...

and orders a martini. The bartender asks,"Olive or twist?"

Charlie Sheen Says He Has h**......

Finally a positive in his life.

Now I know why Charlie Sheen was always Winning...

...he was just being positive.

The characters from Dragon Ball Z aren't that super

Just saiyan

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

Do you think charlie sheen admitted to being h**... positive on national television...

because it was easier than making phone calls?

Why Can't Charlie Sheen Finish the Alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Which character of Pokemon is a jew?

Ash

What would a character from the Star Wars universe shout before a s**... b**...?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What charity has PETA beat in terms of death rate?

The Make a Wish Foundation.

Do you charge for circumcisions?

No, I only take tips

So I'm 30 and Charlotte is 21. Went out last night and we kept getting funny looks like I was some sort of peadophile. Does anyone else think that age is just a number?

It's completely ruined our 10 year anniversary

New Charlie Sheen and lindsay lohan TV show.

Two and a half kilos.

Charlie Brown, now a young adult, sits with an academic advisor before enrolling in college....

He tells her he wants to be a counselor, but isn't sure what direction to go.
She looks over his scores as says, "I think you'd make a good grief counselor."

What is the the most charitable nation?

A donation.

I went to a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest,

the guy who won was some German chap,
the judges gave him perfect neins

What did Charlie Brown say when he was in a work conflict?

Good grievance!

You have been charged guilty for clickbait, and will now have to use the electric chair

What happens next will shock you

A charming man walks into a bar and shouts: "THE QUEEN IS DEAD, BOYS!"

The barman says: "Too soon, Morrissey"

They charged me money to print out a screen shot of ufc fight night.

It was paper view.

Charles Dickens was at his publisher's office.

CD: "I'm going to be honest with you, Howard. It's almost complete and I have most of the elements of the story figured out. Great characters, a terrific setting, some good conflict and a theme. But something's missing, and I can't figure out what it is"
Howard: "The plot, Dickens?"

Who is in charge of the tissues?

The Hankie Chief.

How many 'Dragonball Z' characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-over a six episode arc.
But Goku is the one to screw it in after mastering transformation into a Super Sayin Electrician.

How did Charlie Brown adaptively respond to snoopy's evemtual death?

Good grief.

Charlie Sheen and Mike Tyson are in a car. Who's driving?

The cop.

Charlie couldn't believe he was being let into the chocolate factory...

His girlfriend had been dead against it for years.

Charles Manson just died.

Satan must be worried about losing his job.

Everyone knows Charles Dickens as a famous author of great classics. Lesser known is his short-lived Apple Cider business. He had to close it after complaints of unexpected pregnancies.

It may seem strange, but what do you expect when you have Dickens Cider?

If the Charlie Rose scandal has taught us anything

it's that every rose really does have its thorn.

Did anyone else get charged for their dessert at Thanksgiving??

It's my fault really. I shouldn't have had a slice of the Ajit Pai.

When it comes to charity...

...A lot of poeple will stop at nothing.

What does the charity run by cats do with their donations?

Help out the kneady.

Charon hasn't been promoted for millenia, his job isn't that good.

He styx with it though.

Who's in charge in the land of geometry?

The rulers.

If Charles Babbage is the father of computers

And if vacuum tubes are the inception of computers, I dread to think of what he did with them.

Why did the characters from Fifty Shades of Grey get into a fight about fast food?

They couldn't agree where to go. Christian wanted Domino's, but Ana insisted on Subway!

Name one character who could beat Captain America.

Name one character who could beat Captain America...
Captain Vietnam

Charlotte Bronte wrote a horror novel

Jane Scare
Emily wrote one about aircraft turbulence
Wuthering Flights
(I do apologise for this)

Charron, the ferryman of the dead, has a tough job

I admire him though. He really Styx with it

Charlie Sheen, Amy Winehouse, and Keith Richards walk into a bar.

The bartender, local drug dealer, and in house p**... all get measured for a new suit

Charlie Kirk, Ayn Rand and Gary Johnson walk into a bar.

They all die of lead poisoning because there's no goverment to regulate how much lead the barman is allowed to put into his drinks.

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?

The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

Which character in Game of thrones has a healthy digestive system

Bran

I wasn't sure about doing a charity marathon but...

I realised it was for disabled people so I thought I had a good chance of winning

How much do you charge a british centurian for a drink?

LI quid

Does Charlie surf?

No, Charlie don't surf.

Charged with disabled battery

They had no power but he was grounded

Charity Marathons....

... They sure give you a run for your money...

Riesling… Chardonnay... Merlot... Cabernet... Pinot noir…

Sorry, I don't know why I'm being so whiny this morning.

Charging $500 for a $5 case of water is considered price gouging. What is charging $500 for a $5 bag of saline called?

Healthcare.

How can you chart all the lies your parrot tells?

A poly graph.

Who is the one character that can defeat Ben 10?

Glen 20.

What is one charity that has a higher death rate than PETA?

Make a wish foundation

What do you get charged with if you kill a vegetarian?

Coleslaughter.

Which GoT character has the most handles?

King of the Andals.

Why are charming pirates always the richest?

Because they get all the b**...

Why do characters in books and movies always prefer walking or running down hills?

Because Rowling makes them gay.

Who's the best character in the Bible?

Noah, he has the best ark.

Why was I charged so much for eating chips?

The casino man said he'd never seen anything quite like it

What did Charizard say when he saw Pikachu

Charizard

Char joke, What did Charizard say when he saw Pikachu

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