The Best 49 Chapter Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Chapter jokes. There are some chapter section jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chapter literature puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Chapter Jokes and Puns
Studying for MCAT when I heard this Joke!
I was studying for the MCAT while listening to an audiobook for a chapter on the endocrine system. Anyways, at the end of the audiobook the guy signs of saying: "Hey John, how do you make a hormone anyway?"... "That's easy Jordan, you just don't pay her." Loled so hard!
A preacher is reaching....
...the end of his sermon. He tells the congregation "Now for next week, I need everyone to read Leviticus chapter 28. It ties into my sermon" A week passes. The preacher reached the pulpit and asked "How many of you read Leviticus chapter 28?" Everyone raised their hands. The preacher looked and said "Ladies and gentlemen, there is no 28th chapter to Leviticus. Now let me start my sermon on lying."
A teacher assigns her students to read a chapter of a book.
"Class, I want you to read chapter 31 of the book I assigned you. Understood?"
The entire class agreed. "Okay. Class is dismissed. Remember to read it."
Skip to the next day in the classroom. "Okay, so whoever read chapter 31, please stand up."
Every student stood up. "Now, all of you go to the principals office."
Every student is shocked and confused.
"Why, you ask? There isn't any chapter 31!".
Question about The Catcher in the Rye
In chapter 5, I didn't understand why the bus driver made Caulfield get rid of his snowball. He was just...Holden it.
What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?
The plot thickens!
Why did the old pirate decide to give up a-plunderin?
He just wanted to move on, start a new chapter in his life. Sometimes things happen like this, and it's a nice reminder that we are all capable of change. Sure it's tough, some people in your life might move on from how they used to be - but this doesn't mean they don't love you anymore. The pirate may stop a-plunderin, but he's still the same person. He's still your friend. He'll always be there for you.
Two biologists are discussing a new book on amphibians...
Biologist 1: What did you think of the chapter on frogs?
Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.
Twitter management's favorite part of a book is always
Chapter 11
A priest started his Sunday sermon by saying...
... "Today's sermon is going to be about 'liars'. How many of you have read the 69th chapter of the gospel according to St Matthew? "
Nearly everyone raised their hands.
"You are exactly the people I want speak to. There is no 69th chapter of the gospel according to St Matthew."
Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?
Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D
I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.
What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
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My friend tells me she's sitting on the board of the local chapter of Rotory Club.
I just hope they have good cushions..
Donald Trump has written several books on business...
and they all end in chapter eleven.
Credit to Triumph for that one.
Sports Authority must be a publisher now...
..All I hear now are discussions about Chapter 7 and Chapter 11!
What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do?
7-1
I kept reading a book about Gawker...
But every page kept going back to Chapter 11
Erotic literature for premature ejaculators
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Trump is such a good businessman that he literally wrote the book on business! Everyone should read it!
Its too bad that it only goes up to chapter 11 though...
Donald has written a lot of books about business, but there's an interesting characteristic they all share...
They all seem to end at Chapter 11.
Credit (to my dismay): HRC
I bought one of Donald Trump's books on how to run a business
...but for some reason, it just ends at Chapter 11.
My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion.
I said "yeah it's pretty straightforward"
I heard Donald Trump has read a lot of different books..
..Apparently for the most part he never made it past Chapter 11.
In lieu of recent event, J.K. Rowling must have left the last chapter of Harry Potter on top of her fridge.
She is jumping to conclusions.
One Sunday morning in church...
... as Pastor Smith is about to deliver his sermon he asks the congregation how many of them managed to read Mark Chapter 17 as he'd asked them to the previous Sunday.
Almost all hands in the church went up.
"Very well," Pastor Smith continued. "By the way, Mark only has 16 chapters, and the topic of today's sermon shall be lying."
Doctor and the Patient
Dr.- your case is quite complicated.
Patient- why doctor? What has happened?
Dr.- You got a disease from the chapter which I left for option during my studies...
Leviticus
One shabbes, Rabbi Bloom told his congregation, "Next week, my sermon will be all about the sin of lying and to help you understand it better I would like you all to read Leviticus chapter 28 before next week."
The following shabbes, at the start of his sermon, Rabbi Bloom asked his congregation, "How many of you have read Leviticus 28?" Every hand went up.
Rabbi Bloom smiled and said, "Leviticus has only 27 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
I bought a mayfly's autobiography.
Chapter 1: The end.
Just the other day I was reading The Art of the Deal
Good book, but the book abruptly ended at Chapter 11
I downloaded a book on Ethics from the PirateBay
I hadn't gotten to that chapter yet
Just finished the art of the deal by Donald trump. Great book. You can find the secret to his tremendous success in....
Chapter 11
Isn't it funny how many building engineers won't include a thirteenth floor
Yet book publishers don't seem afraid to have a chapter eleven...
In the book of Mark, Chapter 12, Verse 25 the jesus says, "In heaven there is no marriage." No men, no women, only angels...
Sooooooo, it's like Berkley?
"Your case is quite complicated."
Patient: Why doctor? What happened?
Doc: You have a disease from the chapter I skipped during my studies.
I asked a fraternity member for an pamphlet about his chapter.
He said, "Bro, sure."
Page
If multiple people named "Paige" hung out together would it called a chapter?
Canada and the US are finalizing negotiations for dairy tariffs and Chapter 19 re: NAFTA which is bad news for Trump...
He only understands Chapter 11
Why is "The Art of the Deal" such a long book?
It has four Chapter 11's
Why is Donald Trump's biography so long?
It has four Chapter 11s.
If Toys R Us had a book,
Chapter 11 would be named "bankruptcy"
I don't know why people say Donald Trump doesn't read books...
He always gets to chapter 11.
Micheal Cohen's latest book wasn't as long as I expected ...(Spoiler)
It abruptly ended at Chapter 11
Michael Cohen's new book ends the same way as Trump's stories.
At chapter 11.
Why hasn't Donald Trump ever finished a book?
Because he always gets stuck at Chapter 11
Why was "Art of the Deal" so long?
It had six Chapter 11s.
You know that I can tell Donald Trump has never finished a novel...
He can't get past chapter 11
A priest was preaching one Sunday.
"The sermon that I'm going to preach today is about honesty"
Everyone nodded.
"Before I begin, I would like all those who have read Matthew chapter 29 verse 15 to raise their hands"
More than half the people raised their hand.
"That is very unfortunate to see as there is only 28 chapters in the book of Matthew"
What Book Has Four Chapter 11's?
Trump: The Art of the Deal
Reality vs LinkedIn
Reality:
I got my driving license
Linkedin:
I am honored and thrilled to announce that I have been selected among the top 5 applicants who participated in professional and the most-respected exam which evaluates the skills and ability to operate fuel-based vehicles. I cannot wait to see what the next chapter holds, and I cannot express my appreciation to the ministry of transportation, Wendy's, Google, NASA, my neighbors who supported me during this difficult journey.
My final work dad joke
I always include a dad joke on the schedule for my employees (which this sub helps out with when I can't think of one, thank you). Next Friday is my last day, and this is the last schedule I'm sending to them. We work in a bookstore, and my final, cringe inducing joke to them is:
After careful consideration, I've decided to leave my job at the bookstore.
_It's time to turn the page to a new chapter in my life_
Pretty bad even by my standards, but it felt right.
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