The Best 23 Chaps Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Chaps jokes. There are some chaps boots jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chaps fella puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Chaps Jokes and Puns
My brother wanted to play cowboys and indians
So I put on a ten gallon hat and and chaps and he went to MIT and graduated in computer science.
Why do British prostitutes always carry Vaseline?
Because their lips have so many chaps on them!
A cowboy ran out of food on the trail so he had to boil and eat his leather chaps.
The next day he pooped his pants.
Vladimir Putin has declared there is a cure for homosexuality
Lipstick. Apparently it keeps the chaps away.
What do you call British men without butts?
Assless chaps.
A cowboy rides into town wearing a paper suit. Paper hat, paper jacket, paper pants and chaps, everything he wore was made of paper.
He wasn't in town five minutes before he was arrested for rustling.
What do you call a group of men with flat butts?
Assless Chaps
Did you hear about the two British guys who had their butts removed?
They were a pair of assless chaps.
What do you call a bunch of upper-class British gentlemen bereft of donkeys?
Assless Chaps.
What do you call men who don't own donkeys?
Assless chaps
Jeff and Don are singing deck the halls....
When they both suddenly die part way through the song.
They are reincarnated as ass-less chaps. Jeff looks over and says: "Don, we now are gay apparel."
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What do you call a couple of flat-butted dudes hanging out together?
A pair of assless chaps.
You know what really chaps my hide?
Sunshine
I've come up with a way to stop homosexuality
Lip balm! - Rub it around your arsehole and it keeps the chaps away
You know what really chaps my hide?
Psoriasis.
What do you call a couple of British boys whose butts are chopped off?
A pair of assless chaps
This chapstick...
Is the balm.
Two englishmen lost their donkey at a fetish convention
What a pair of assless chaps
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Massless chaps.
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Why can't you get Chapstick through overnight delivery?
You can't put any balm on a plane.
I have but one greviance with the airplane pilots.
Fantastic chaps, but good God, they're never grounded.
My boss told to to dress for the job I want, not the job I have
And then *I'M* the one that gets in trouble for going to work in assless chaps?
Why is Chapstick so popular?
Cause it's the balm baby!
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