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Funniest Chaps Short Jokes

Short chaps jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chaps humour may include short chops jokes also.

1. My brother wanted to play cowboys and indians So I put on a ten gallon hat and and chaps and he went to MIT and graduated in computer science.
2. Why do British prostitutes always carry Vaseline? Because their lips have so many chaps on them!
3. A cowboy ran out of food on the trail so he had to boil and eat his leather chaps. The next day he pooped his pants.
4. There was a young lady named sally Who enjoyed the occasional dally.
   She sat on the lap of a well-endowed chap
   and said, "Sir, you're right up my alley!"
5. Did you hear about the poor chap who got smashed in the head by a grammar textbook? He remains in a comma.
6. Vladimir Putin has declared there is a cure for homosexuality Lipstick. Apparently it keeps the chaps away.
7. That is astounding Holmes! How did you deduce it was lithium poisoning that ended that poor chap's life? Element three, my dear Watson.
8. Did you hear about the two British guys who had their butts removed? They were a pair of assless chaps.
9. I asked a young chap what his life goal was. He said, 'To curse at people from the top of a mountain.'
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   'Erm,' I frowned, 'really?'
   ​
   He said, 'Swear down.'
10. A duck walks into a drug store and asks for some chap stick.
    The pharmacist asks if it will be cash or charge
    The duck replies...
    Just put it on my bill.

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Chaps One Liners

Which chaps one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chaps? I can suggest the ones about chapped lips and chips.

1. Why don't women wear skirts in the winter? chapped lips
2. Why do girls never wear skirts when it's cold? Because their lips get chapped.
3. Q: Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? A: They could get chapped lips!
4. What do you call British men without butts? Assless chaps.
5. What do you call a chinese chap with one leg? Limping
   Thank you, goodnight.
6. What do you call a group of men with flat butts? Assless Chaps
7. You know why ladies don't wear mini skirts in the winter? Cause they'll get chapped lips
8. Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time? Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.
9. What do you call men who don't own donkeys? Assless chaps
10. What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped? Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
11. You know what really chaps my hide? Sunshine
12. A duck goes into a drug store He says gimee some chap stick put it on my bill
13. Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
    A: Because their lips will get chapped!
14. You know what really chaps my hide? Psoriasis.
15. Did you hear about what happened to the deaf chap in london? Neither did he

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