Chaps Jokes

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Funniest Chaps Short Jokes

Short chaps jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chaps humour may include short chops jokes also.

  1. My brother wanted to play cowboys and indians So I put on a ten gallon hat and and chaps and he went to MIT and graduated in computer science.
  2. Why do British prostitutes always carry Vaseline? Because their lips have so many chaps on them!
  3. A cowboy ran out of food on the trail so he had to boil and eat his leather chaps. The next day he pooped his pants.
  4. There was a young lady named sally Who enjoyed the occasional dally.
    She sat on the lap of a well-endowed chap
    and said, "Sir, you're right up my alley!"
  5. Did you hear about the poor chap who got smashed in the head by a grammar textbook? He remains in a comma.
  6. Vladimir Putin has declared there is a cure for homosexuality Lipstick. Apparently it keeps the chaps away.
  7. That is astounding Holmes! How did you deduce it was lithium poisoning that ended that poor chap's life? Element three, my dear Watson.
  8. Did you hear about the two British guys who had their butts removed? They were a pair of assless chaps.
  9. I asked a young chap what his life goal was. He said, 'To curse at people from the top of a mountain.'

    'Erm,' I frowned, 'really?'

    He said, 'Swear down.'
  10. A duck walks into a drug store and asks for some chap stick.
    The pharmacist asks if it will be cash or charge
    The duck replies...
    Just put it on my bill.

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Chaps One Liners

Which chaps one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chaps? I can suggest the ones about chapped lips and chips.

  1. Why don't women wear skirts in the winter? chapped lips
  2. Why do girls never wear skirts when it's cold? Because their lips get chapped.
  3. Q: Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? A: They could get chapped lips!
  4. What do you call British men without butts? Assless chaps.
  5. What do you call a chinese chap with one leg? Limping
    Thank you, goodnight.
  6. What do you call a group of men with flat butts? Assless Chaps
  7. You know why ladies don't wear mini skirts in the winter? Cause they'll get chapped lips
  8. Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time? Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.
  9. What do you call men who don't own donkeys? Assless chaps
  10. What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped? Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
  11. You know what really chaps my hide? Sunshine
  12. A duck goes into a drug store He says gimee some chap stick put it on my bill
  13. Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
    A: Because their lips will get chapped!
  14. You know what really chaps my hide? Psoriasis.
  15. Did you hear about what happened to the deaf chap in london? Neither did he

Chaps joke, Did you hear about what happened to the deaf chap in london?

Gather Around for Heartwarming Chaps Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about chaps you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hats jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chaps pranks.

A cowboy rides into town wearing a paper suit. Paper hat, paper jacket, paper pants and chaps, everything he wore was made of paper.

He wasn't in town five minutes before he was arrested for rustling.

What do you call a bunch of upper-class British gentlemen bereft of donkeys?

Assless Chaps.

Jeff and Don are singing deck the halls....

When they both suddenly die part way through the song.
They are reincarnated as a**...-less chaps. Jeff looks over and says: "Don, we now are gay apparel."

What do you call a couple of flat-butted dudes hanging out together?

A pair of assless chaps.

I've come up with a way to stop homosexuality

Lip balm! - Rub it around your a**... and it keeps the chaps away

This chapstick...

Is the balm.

What do you call a couple of British boys whose butts are chopped off?

A pair of assless chaps

Two englishmen lost their donkey at a f**... convention

What a pair of assless chaps

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Massless chaps.

Chaps joke, What kind of pants do ghosts wear?