Chapped Lips Jokes
21 chapped lips jokes and hilarious chapped lips puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chapped lips that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Chapped Lips Short Jokes
Short chapped lips jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chapped lips humour may include short lip balm jokes also.
- Someone replaced the police issued chap sticks with glue sticks. Police remain tight lipped about the incident.
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Chapped Lips One Liners
Which chapped lips one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chapped lips? I can suggest the ones about hair lip and no lips.
- Why don't women wear skirts in the winter? Chapped lips
- Q: Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? A: They could get chapped lips!
- What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped? Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
- Your lips are so chapped, I can hear you smile.
- Saw somebody rubbing some Chapstick on their lips today. Lucky chap.
- Why do girls never wear skirts when it's cold? Because their lips get chapped.
- What did the t**... say to the man with chapped lips? "I have a balm!"
- Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
A: Because their lips will get chapped! - What do you call a c**... in leather p**...? Chapped lips.
Great Chapped Lips Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about chapped lips you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dry mouth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chapped lips pranks.
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So a cowboy parks his horse at the saloon, ties him to the outside, kisses him on the a**..., and walks in to have a stiff drink.
The bar keeper saw this happen, and he just had to ask. "Why'd ya kiss your horse on the a**... before coming in? You got s**... all over your lips!" The cowboy, cool as can be, takes a stiff drink before answering. "It's 'cuz I got chapped lips." The bartender was even more confused; "Horse manure helps with chapped lips?"
"Nah," says the cowboy. "But it keeps me from lickin' 'em"
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I've come up with a way to stop homosexuality
Lip balm! - Rub it around your a**... and it keeps the chaps away
