The Best 14 Chapped Lips Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chapped Lips jokes. There are some chapped lips cheeks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chapped lips mouth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chapped Lips Jokes and Puns

So a cowboy parks his horse at the saloon, ties him to the outside, kisses him on the ass, and walks in to have a stiff drink.

The bar keeper saw this happen, and he just had to ask. "Why'd ya kiss your horse on the ass before coming in? You got shit all over your lips!" The cowboy, cool as can be, takes a stiff drink before answering. "It's 'cuz I got chapped lips." The bartender was even more confused; "Horse manure helps with chapped lips?"

"Nah," says the cowboy. "But it keeps me from lickin' 'em"

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Chapped lips

Why do British prostitutes always carry Vaseline?

Because their lips have so many chaps on them!

Chapped Lips joke, Why do British prostitutes always carry Vaseline?

Why do girls never wear skirts when it's cold?

Because their lips get chapped.

Q: Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!


You know why ladies don't wear mini skirts in the winter?

Cause they'll get chapped lips

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Chapped Lips joke, Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

What did the terrorist say to the man with chapped lips?

"I have a balm!"

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

I've come up with a way to stop homosexuality

Lip balm! - Rub it around your arsehole and it keeps the chaps away

Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?

A: Because their lips will get chapped!

You can explore chapped lips tongue reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean chapped lips lip dad jokes. There are also chapped lips puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Chap sticks for police use stolen. Where found to be replaced by glue sticks.

Police remain tight lipped on the incident.

Someone replaced the police issued chap sticks with glue sticks.

Police remain tight lipped about the incident.

Your lips are so chapped, I can hear you smile.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chapped lips forehead jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chapped lips nose piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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