The Best 12 Chapo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chapo jokes. There are some chapo kind jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chapo el chapo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chapo Jokes and Puns

The Mexican drug lord El Chapo has been extradited to the United States...

It's still unclear which cabinet post he'll be appointed to.

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

What do you call a drug dealing hairdresser?

El Chapo

Chapo joke, What do you call a drug dealing hairdresser?

What do you call a mexican barber?

El Chapo

I see that El Chapo has been extradited to the U.S.

So we may not get a Mexican wall but I bet we get a tunnel!


El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.

El Chapo is a very special guy…

He's juan of a kind

Chapo joke, El Chapo is a very special guy…

Did you hear about the drug kingpin in Hawaii they call the El Chapo of the south Pacific?

He's the leader of the Sin-aloha cartel.

My friends call me El Chapo...

...because I always keep at least an ounce of Burt's Bees lip balm on me at all times.

Kim Jong Un, Donald Trump, Chapo Guzman and NicolΓ‘s Maduro are in a plane when it crashes. Who survived?

The world

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

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Next OSX version announced!!!

It will be called "El Chapo"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chapo chaps jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chapo call piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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