The Best 6 Chaplain Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chaplain jokes. There are some chaplain cleric jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chaplain parliament puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chaplain Jokes and Puns

A murderer was secured to the electric chair, about to be executed.

The chaplain approached him and asked, "Do you have any last requests?"

"Yes," replied the murderer. "Would you hold my hand?"

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.

Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. Yes, replied the murderer. Will you hold my hand?

Air force weatherman

So, my uncle Mark was a weatherman for the air force and one day during a briefing, the Colonel said, "I think we should all thank Mark here for the wonderful weather that we've been having for our bombing runs."
So my uncle says, "I'm in prediction, not production. I think we need to thank the chaplain."
The chaplain, without missing a beat, says, "I'm in sales, not in management."

It must suck being a catholic chaplain in the Army

All the boys are over 18

Chaplain asked us if we know how to save our souls

"Walk on your heels"


Paul Ryan Ousted the House of Representative's Chaplain for disrespecting his Tax Cuts

He's really working to separate church and state

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chaplain preach jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chaplain auditors piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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