The Best 24 Chapel Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Chapel jokes. There are some chapel congregation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chapel choir puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Chapel Jokes and Puns
The Sistine Chapel ceiling may not be the greatest work of art ever, but
it's definitely up there.
They are serious!
A boy is getting all Ds and Fs in math so his parents send him to Catholic school. On his first report card, his parents are shocked to see their son getting straight As. When his parents ask him why, he says, Well, when I went into the chapel and saw that guy nailed to a plus sign, I knew they were serious.
Four nuns about to take their vows..
Four novice nuns were about to take their vows.
Dressed in their white gowns, they entered the chapel for their symbolic marriage to Jesus, making them "Brides of Christ."
Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Hasidic Jews came in and sat in the front row.
The Mother Superior said, "I am so honored you want to share this experience with us. May I ask why you came?"
"We're from the groom's family."
It was my dad's funeral last week.
We all walk into the chapel and there's a huge floral arrangement on the coffin that says: 81.131.11.216
My mother hisses to me, What is *that*?
I shrugged. What you asked for: our IP in flowers.
Whenever the wife and I fight I sit down and watch my wedding video in reverse
I take the wedding band off her finger, hand her back to her dad and walk out of the chapel with my best mate
There are 101 nuns on a bus....
They are all going on a trip. The head Mother Superior stand up and faces all the nuns. She says
"There seem to a problem going on in our church"
99 nuns gasp and one snickers.
She then hold up a condom and says
"I had found this in our chapel"
99 nuns gasp and one snickers.
"But don't worry" she says, "well find them soon, there's a hole in it"
99 nuns snicker and one gasps.
A man screams at his TV, "No, you idiot! Don't walk into the chapel!"
"Horror movie?" his wife asks from the kitchen.
"No," he replies, "Our wedding video."
Where do evil Jedi go to pray?
The Sithteen Chapel.
The Sistine Chapel ceiling isn't the best piece of art I've seen...
... but it's up there.
Donald Trump was admiring the Sistine chapel
Trump : this is the bestest painting I've ever seen
Docent : yes indeed Mr. President , it was painted by Michaelangelo ..
Trump : I know the fake news media makes me look like an idiot but I'm not foolish to believe that it was painted by a freaking turtle
A farmer and his new bride
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once." ( had to repost,missed the first half the first time.)
You can explore chapel methodist reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean chapel vows dad jokes. There are also chapel puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
What's the difference between a Syrian chapel and a Turkish terrorist camp?
America will let in people from the terrorist camp.
Why did the stoner go to the chapel?
To marry Jane
Where do Tumblr users go to pray?
The Cis-Teen Chapel
If someone was shot in a chapel...
...would that count as a mass shooting?
Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?
Because it's more than a ceiling
Girl: You have a small organ.
Guy: No one told me I'd be playing the Sistine Chapel!
^^Credit ^^to ^^/u/pissclamato
What do you call a church for amino acids?
The Cysteine Chapel.
What's a disulfide bond's favourite holy site?
The cysteine chapel!
What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?
The Cysteine Chapel
Where did the amino acid go to church?
The cysteine chapel.
I stole an election from the altar at my town's church.
It resulted a huge altarcation in the chapel, let me tell you.
Why does the Pope spend most of his free time in the Sistine Chapel
It's Rome's number one Vatican Destination!
If Chapelle used chapstick, he'd just be Elle.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chapel sermon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working chapel penance piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.