Chapel Jokes
31 chapel jokes and hilarious chapel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chapel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Chapel jokes are funny, uplifting stories that are sure to delight. From chapel hill, to the Sistine chapel, to the quaint Welsh chapel, these humorous anecdotes are sure to invoke joy, laughter and a hymn or two. Read on to explore chapel jokes from the Methodist religion and more!
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Funniest Chapel Short Jokes
Short chapel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chapel humour may include short church jokes also.
- The Sistine Chapel ceiling may not be the greatest work of art ever, but it's definitely up there.
- Whenever the wife and I fight I sit down and watch my wedding video in reverse I take the wedding band off her finger, hand her back to her dad and walk out of the chapel with my best mate
- Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston? Because it's more than a ceiling
- I stole an election from the altar at my town's church. It resulted a huge altarcation in the chapel, let me tell you.
- Why does the Pope spend most of his free time in the Sistine Chapel It's Rome's number one Vatican Destination!
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Chapel One Liners
Which chapel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chapel? I can suggest the ones about cathedral and church offering.
- You can say what you will about Cis Teens But they can sure make a nice chapel
- Where do evil Jedi go to pray? The Sithteen Chapel.
- Where do Tumblr users go to pray? The Cis-Teen Chapel
- If someone was shot in a chapel... ...would that count as a mass shooting?
- What do you call a church for amino acids? The Cysteine Chapel.
- What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids? The Cysteine Chapel
- What's a disulfide bond's favourite holy site? The cysteine chapel!
- Why did the s**... go to the chapel? To marry Jane
Cheeky Chapel Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about chapel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean choir jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chapel pranks.
Four nuns about to take their vows..
Four novice nuns were about to take their vows.
Dressed in their white gowns, they entered the chapel for their symbolic marriage to Jesus, making them "Brides of Christ."
Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Hasidic Jews came in and sat in the front row.
The Mother Superior said, "I am so honored you want to share this experience with us. May I ask why you came?"
"We're from the groom's family."
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It was my dad's f**... last week.
We all walk into the chapel and there's a huge floral arrangement on the coffin that says: 81.131.11.216
My mother hisses to me, What is *that*?
I shrugged. What you asked for: our IP in flowers.
Donald Trump was admiring the Sistine chapel
Trump : this is the bestest painting I've ever seen
Docent : yes indeed Mr. President , it was painted by Michaelangelo ..
Trump : I know the fake news media makes me look like an idiot but I'm not foolish to believe that it was painted by a freaking turtle
A farmer and his new bride
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once." ( had to repost,missed the first half the first time.)
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What's the difference between a Syrian chapel and a Turkish t**... camp?
America will let in people from the t**... camp.
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Girl: You have a small o**....
Guy: No one told me I'd be playing the Sistine Chapel!
^^Credit ^^to ^^/u/pissclamato
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If Chapelle used chapstick, he'd just be Elle.
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice."After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."The farmer said, "That's once."
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An elderly woman's husband passes away.
As the pallbearers are carrying the casket out of the chapel and down the stairs to the hearse they accidentally bump a pillar. They hear a noise from inside the casket and when they open it up the man springs up. Everyone is shocked but thankfully the man is alive and well.
Ten years pass and the husband passes away again. The woman decides to have the f**... at the same small chapel and when the service is over the pallbearers begin to carry the casket outside. When they pass through the doors the old woman says, ** WATCH OUT FOR THAT PILLAR! **
Hung like a baby....
There was a man and a woman who fell in love and decided to get hitched in Vegas. Before they walked into the chapel, the woman turns to the man and says: " Before we go through with this there is something you should know about me, I am flat chested"
The man responds: " Oh baby don't you worry about that. That does not make me love you any less. You are perfect the way you are"
The man continues: " While were on this subject there is something you should know about me, I'm hung like a baby"
The woman responds: "Oh honey, don'y you worry about that, you are still by fay perfect!"
The couple marry and move on to their honeymoon suite. The woman takes off her shirt, she is as flat as a washboard. The man takes off his pants. When the woman looked at him she fainted. A couple of minutes later the woman comes to. She asked the man: "You said you were hung like a baby!?"
The man replies: "I am, 8 pounds, 21 inches."
