Channel Jokes
130 channel jokes and hilarious channel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about channel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover hilarious jokes about the popular TV channels such as Channel 4, Disney Channel, Hallmark Channel and YouTube Channel. Learn about the programmes you can watch on these channels and have a laugh at references from popular films such as Idiocracy and BBC shows.
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Funniest Channel Short Jokes
Short channel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The channel humour may include short stream jokes also.
- Fox News actually saved my life. I was in a coma for 7 years, but one day one of the nurses changed the channel on my TV to fox and I had to get up to turn it off.
- My wife thinks that my obsesion with Youtube is killing our marriage Well do you think that it is? Comment down below! Like and sub to my channel.
- After I broke up with my short girlfriend, she started a YouTube channel dedicated to trashing me. I said "well that's a little ex stream"
- A werewolf stenographer starts a YouTube channel from his post on a U-boat: Lychan Sub Scribe
- I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier.
Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US. - A blonde was attempting to swim across the English channel. But she got tired halfway, and swam back.
- Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: "Water and fishes found on Moon."
BBC reports: "Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea." - I want to make a sad YouTube channel where I compress soda cans I'll name it "Soda Pressing"
- While sitting on the couch my wife said "I feel like putting on a pair of flip-flops." Then she changed the channel to the presidential debate.
- How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money? By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
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Channel One Liners
Which channel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with channel? I can suggest the ones about mailbox and broadcast.
- There's a youtube channel about devil worship. But it got demonetized.
- Did you guys see the new Mad Max prequel? It was playing on every channel last night
- What has 12 writers, 20 actors, and 3 plots? The Hallmark Channel
- Today I found a Youtube channel about moss They told me to lichen subscribe
- What is mia Khalifa's favorite tv channel? BBC News
- What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico? ESPÑOL
- In the 80s, Britain only had three channels BBC 1, BBC 2, and The English Channel
- Why is English TV so boring? Because there's only one English Channel
- What is Batman's least favorite TV channel? The Family Channel.
- What did the TV do at the beach? Channel surf
- I can never find a good channel where people boil eggs They're always scrambled
- Coronavirus has its own YouTube channel now. Already 8,931,812 followers and counting.
- Whats a furries favorite news channel? Fox News
- What sports channel does Lando Calrissian watch? BESPN
- Whats my knee's favourite channel? Dis-knee channel.
Youtube Channel Jokes
Here is a list of funny youtube channel jokes and even better youtube channel puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I thought my home kitchen nuclear experiments YouTube channel would really take off. But it was just a flash in the pan.
- Priests nowadays... ...have embraced technology. The have youtube channels, twitter, facebook and instagram accounts. And they just don't exorcise anymore, they uninstall demos.
- I went to make a joke on the Para-Olympic's YouTube channel but the comments were disabled.
- I'm a bit skeptical about YoutubeTV... If I know YouTube they'll start demonetizing all the channels in no time
- I'm starting a YouTube channel about my fixation with lizards and snakes. What am I going to call it? A Reptile Dysfunction
- Local sausage restaurant starts a YouTube channel... Links in the description.
- Why is the ocean so salty? Because people just started to comment on its new YouTube channel.
- Hey guys, we heard you guys were upset about losing a lot of subscribers on your YouTube channel. Nah, it's fine bros.
- What do you get when you mix JonTron and a youtube channel together? A disappearance for 8 months
- A potato started a channel on YouTube and began uploading videos It became a Youtuber.
Discovery Channel Jokes
Here is a list of funny discovery channel jokes and even better discovery channel puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Investigating Hillary Clinton is like fishing on Discovery Channel ... you catch them, you show them, and you let them go.
- Did you know the host of the Discovery Channel's show Dirty Jobs has 2 degrees? In Mike Rowe Economics and Mike Rowe Biology.
- TIL The Discovery Channel recently green-lighted a controversial new special... shart Week
- I was watching the discovery channel the other day and they said that a lion would never cheat on it's mate... But a Tiger will.
- Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
- The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Subscribe Channel Jokes
Here is a list of funny subscribe channel jokes and even better subscribe channel puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Just subscribed to a chemistry youtube channel but there's one issue He only does reaction videos
- Yesterday I made a youtube channel, and a guy in a wheelchair subscribed He's my first subscripple
- What does Amazon want you to do on their YouTube channel? Subscribe & Save
Disney Channel Jokes
Here is a list of funny disney channel jokes and even better disney channel puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid... and name it "That's so Wong!"
- If you turn on disney channel then you're supporting kids' TV... ...but if Disney channel turns you on. then you need help.
- If I could bring one dead person back to life I'd bring back Walt Disney.
Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction...
Charming Humor Channel Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about channel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean carrier jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make channel pranks.
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Comedian Jeff Dunham has been accused of s**... assault
After allegations from his coworkers saying that he's been f**... them for decades.
Just look up his Youtube channel if you want to see evidence of this a**.... Millions have just sat by and watched while these poor souls suffered through tremendous pain right in-front of them.
The year is 2219
A dishevelled white haired man crosses the desert that was once the English Channel from the United Kingdom of England to visit the capital of the Eurasian Empire in Brussels. As has been the case for 200 years, he delivers an unsigned letter and returns home, only to repeat the process again the next year. The true meaning of the ritual is lost in the annals of history but many believe it goes back to the days of a mythical quest they called Brexit.
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I found this new social media channel of a cute girl in revealing outfit that teaches elementary mathematics
Her account is "The THOT that Counts"
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Un Deux t**...
A French cat called Un Deux t**... attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; "Un Duex t**... Cat Sank"
Need the punch line to this joke.
So I'm channel surfing with my 10 yo son and we hear this joke. What kind of shark delivers mail? Well I clicked to the next channel before the punch line. So if anyone has heard this joke I'd appreciate it if you could tell me the punch line.
Why do peasants watch the Weather Channel?
To get the serf report
I just bought a piano off the TV.
It came from the Chopin Channel.
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In Russia, we have only two TV channels; Channel one is Soviet p**......
Channel two is KGB agent telling you to go back to channel one.
The Flintstones
A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,
but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'
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Did you know, If you get everyone in the UK to lie head to toe in a line across the English channel...
...They would probably drown
What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?
Khartoum Network.
Why are there no foreign language channels on French television?
Because one English Channel is quite enough.
I was watching FOX Sports, but decided to switch to the History Channel...
You still get to see the US destroy Japan, but there are fewer commercials!
Ancient Soviet joke
Guy turns on the TV and there's Brezhnev making a speech. He changes the channel, there's Brezhnev again, and tries again and on the next channel is a KGB officer saying - 'You'd better stop changing channels'.
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Survey says
According to a new study by the CDC, women are more likely than men to experiment with same-s**... partners. Said men, What channel is CDC?"
This new fish cooking channel sounds kinda dirty.
Especially, the Filet Show.
A blonde, brunette and a redhead...
...have a breaststroke race across the English Channel. The brunette comes in first, the redhead comes in second, and the blonde never finishes.
In the lifeboat, the blonde says, "I don't want to be a tattletale, but the other two used their arms."
Weather Channel
I taped a Weather Channel logo on our living room window. It's like having an extra TV.
Do you know why cows don't watch NatGeo?
because they like Discowvery Channel better.
As an English person there's one thing I love between me and the French.
The English Channel.
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Criminals flood in from across the English Channel.
"They have no respect for our laws," said a Marseille policeman ahead of England's first game.
What is 2Chainz's favorite TV channel?
TruTV
I tried to watch the paralympic games..
I couldn't though because the channel was disabled
when i was growing up. our tv had a bunch of channels
My favorite channel was "Broil"
I was surprised while watching the presidential debate last night...
I didn't know my TV had the comedy channel.
I was quite an upbeat child
I was quite an upbeat child, I used to think CCTV was a very, very positive Spanish television channel
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FOX new has saved my legs!
I got into a terridle car c**... and and lost the use of my legs. When I was in the hospital, FOX news came on the TV. I got up to change the channel.
Teacher: Where is the English Channel
Teacher: Where is the English Channel?
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
You know what the best place to get the most unbiased news from?
The weather channel.
What would you call a North Korean news channel?
The Medium.
Did you guys hear that DaddyOFive ALREADY has a new Youtube channel?
It's called DaddyOThree
I was flipping through my TV Guide and I saw a show called "Die Kardashians". I thought I had found a new favorite TV show...
Then I realized the channel was in German.
I woke up and watched the Religion channel for a change...
And there was a man shouting at me on the tv. "YOU MAY NOT HAVE KNOWN THIS, BUT YOU HAVE ALREADY SINNED TODAY!". "But I just woke up, I'm still in bed", I thought. I rolled over and asked my sister if I had sinned today.
What is a metalhead's favorite TV channel?
Trve TV
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UGH I was just forced to watch a s**... commercial about something called a Snuggie...
I wanted to change the channel so bad, but I was under a blanket and didn't want my arms to get cold.
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YouTuber goes to s**... forest.
Kills channel
Have you guys heard about my new Youtube Channel where I teach how to make explosives ?
It's called Do It Youssef
I'd make a great on-air personality
If I could channel myself.
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My wife walked in on me m**......
I tried to hide what I was doing and quickly changed the TV channel but it switched to a programme about disfigured babies. She saw what I was doing and saw what was on TV, so now she thinks I get turned on by disfigured babies. I mean, how unlucky is that? The same programme being on at the same time on two different channels!
I've been trying to get a job on The Weather Channel forever...
But turnover is low due to their low pressure system
Artificial Intelligence is really taking over our jobs, man.
Just today, I asked Siri to change the tv channel, and it ended up calling my mother.
Siri has now replaced my partially deaf grandma.
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What happened to Satan's YouTube channel?
It got d**...-itized
I was talking to a celebrity and he asked me what tv channel I knew him from
Apparently gay rabbit wasn't what he expected
There's a beautiful irony in the fact the history channel is showing less and less history...As if the history
Is in the past.
There already iOS 13 available
It the photo channel on the Wii
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You browse the channels all night until you catch a glimpse of what you think is a n**... among the static.
You turn back to the channel in question to occasionally hear some grunting through the snow. You figure now is the best time if ever and for 30 minutes the picture finally comes in clear enough for you to discover that you have been spanking it to Mexican Wrestling.
What is a clams favorite TV channel?
The crust station.
Lori Loughlin was fired from Hallmark channel...
...They sent her a card. "Best wishes for your college experience."
A teacher asks her student where the English Channel is located.
I'm not sure, the student answers, we switched cable companies last month.
What T.V. Channel will never air the sitcom Scrubs?
TLC; Because, they don't want, no scrubs.
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Want to know why it's called the British Channel, and not the French Channel?
Well to settle the argument a long while ago, British and French noblemen decided to race cats along the Channel for the naming rights.
So the British cat crossed the Channel in,
one, two, three, four and five easy steps.
The French cat attempted the crossing,
Un, duex, t**..., cat, sank, therefore being disqualified and losing the race.
I was on the phone to a woman from the babestation channel. I said "Can you hide behind the couch?" Confused, she asked "Why?"
I said "Because my wife is coming downstairs and I can't find the remote."
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I pulled this out of my a**... one day but here goes....
My dad: I've seen that news g**... another weather channel.
Me: They must be owned by the same umbrella company.
