The Best 75 Channel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Channel jokes. There are some channel subscribe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these channel broadcast puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Channel Jokes and Puns

Comedian Jeff Dunham has been accused of sexual assault

After allegations from his coworkers saying that he's been fisting them for decades.

Just look up his Youtube channel if you want to see evidence of this abuse. Millions have just sat by and watched while these poor souls suffered through tremendous pain right in-front of them.

The year is 2219

A dishevelled white haired man crosses the desert that was once the English Channel from the United Kingdom of England to visit the capital of the Eurasian Empire in Brussels. As has been the case for 200 years, he delivers an unsigned letter and returns home, only to repeat the process again the next year. The true meaning of the ritual is lost in the annals of history but many believe it goes back to the days of a mythical quest they called Brexit.

I found this new social media channel of a cute girl in revealing outfit that teaches elementary mathematics

Her account is "The THOT that Counts"

Channel joke,  I found this new social media channel of a cute girl in revealing outfit that teaches elementary ma

Did you hear about the man with no arms or legs that swam the English channel?

What a cleverdick...

2 cats are racing across the English Channel,

an English cat named "123" and a French cat named "Un deux trois." Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.


I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid...

and name it "That's so Wong!"

Un Deux Trois

A French cat called Un Deux Trois attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; "Un Duex Trois Cat Sank"

Channel joke, Un Deux Trois

A blonde was attempting to swim across the English channel.

But she got tired halfway, and swam back.

I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier.


Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US.

The English Cat and the French Cat

There were two cats. One was British and one was French. The name of the British cat was One-two-three and the name of the French cat was Un-deux-trois. They decided to have a race to see which cat could be the first to swim across the English Channel.

Obviously, the cat named One-two-three won. Why? Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.

What is Batman's least favorite TV channel?

The Family Channel.

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In Russia, we have only two TV channels; Channel one is Soviet propaganda...

Channel two is KGB agent telling you to go back to channel one.

The Flintstones

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.

A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,

but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

Cat Race

So, England and France have a friendly contest to see which country is superior. They do this by having a cat race, in which the French cat, 'Un Duex Trois, and English cat 'One Two Three' will race across the channel.

The race starts and One Two Three cat speeds across the water, easily winning.

Unfortunately, Un Deux Trois cat sank.

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Ancient Soviet joke

Guy turns on the TV and there's Brezhnev making a speech. He changes the channel, there's Brezhnev again, and tries again and on the next channel is a KGB officer saying - 'You'd better stop changing channels'.

Channel joke, Ancient Soviet joke

This new fish cooking channel sounds kinda dirty.

Especially, the Filet Show.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead...

...have a breaststroke race across the English Channel. The brunette comes in first, the redhead comes in second, and the blonde never finishes.
In the lifeboat, the blonde says, "I don't want to be a tattletale, but the other two used their arms."

Swimming Cats

There are 2 cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English Channel. The English cat is called the one two three cat, and the French cat is called the un deux trois cat. who won?

The English cat. The un deux trois quatre cinq.


Weather Channel

I taped a Weather Channel logo on our living room window. It's like having an extra TV.

As an English person there's one thing I love between me and the French.

The English Channel.

Investigating Hillary Clinton is like fishing on Discovery Channel

... you catch them, you show them, and you let them go.

While sitting on the couch my wife said "I feel like putting on a pair of flip-flops."

Then she changed the channel to the presidential debate.

What is 2Chainz's favorite TV channel?

TruTV

What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?

ESPΓ‘OL

I was surprised while watching the presidential debate last night...

I didn't know my TV had the comedy channel.

I was quite an upbeat child

I was quite an upbeat child, I used to think CCTV was a very, very positive Spanish television channel

My uncle spoke of his time in Soviet Russia back in the day

He said there were only 2 channels on TV. He said Channel 1 was propaganda, and channel 2 was a KGB pointing a Kalashnikov at the screen saying "Turn back to channel 1!"

Local sausage restaurant starts a YouTube channel...

Links in the description.

Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon.

Pakistani News channel reports: "Water and fishes found on Moon."

BBC reports: "Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."

Did you guys see the new Mad Max prequel?

It was playing on every channel last night

New Series For The The History Channel

The History Channel is planning a new series, Airline Tragedies.

They are putting the pilot together as I write this.

FOX new has saved my legs!

I got into a terridle car crash and and lost the use of my legs. When I was in the hospital, FOX news came on the TV. I got up to change the channel.

Teacher: Where is the English Channel

Teacher: Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

A ship carrying blue paint has collided with a ship carrying red paint in the English Channel.

32 sailors have been marooned

Whats my knee's favourite channel?

Dis-knee channel.

I can never find a good channel where people boil eggs

They're always scrambled

British & French cats swim across the channel

A British cat called "one two three" swims across the English Channel. At the same time, a French cat called "un deux trois", swims from the opposite direction. Which cat makes it? "one two three" because un deux trois Cat Sank.

I was flipping through my TV Guide and I saw a show called "Die Kardashians". I thought I had found a new favorite TV show...

Then I realized the channel was in German.

I woke up and watched the Religion channel for a change...

And there was a man shouting at me on the tv. "YOU MAY NOT HAVE KNOWN THIS, BUT YOU HAVE ALREADY SINNED TODAY!". "But I just woke up, I'm still in bed", I thought. I rolled over and asked my sister if I had sinned today.

My wife thinks that my obsesion with Youtube is killing our marriage

Well do you think that it is? Comment down below! Like and sub to my channel.

What is a metalhead's favorite TV channel?

Trve TV

UGH I was just forced to watch a stupid commercial about something called a Snuggie...

I wanted to change the channel so bad, but I was under a blanket and didn't want my arms to get cold.

I'm starting a YouTube channel about my fixation with lizards and snakes. What am I going to call it?

A Reptile Dysfunction

I want to make a sad YouTube channel where I compress soda cans

I'll name it "Soda Pressing"

YouTuber goes to suicide forest.

Kills channel

My wife walked in on me masturbating...

I tried to hide what I was doing and quickly changed the TV channel but it switched to a programme about disfigured babies. She saw what I was doing and saw what was on TV, so now she thinks I get turned on by disfigured babies. I mean, how unlucky is that? The same programme being on at the same time on two different channels!

There's a youtube channel about devil worship.

But it got demonetized.

During Soviet times, the USSR had two TV channels

On the first one, there was propaganda.
On the second one, a KGB agent appeared and said "Switch back to the first channel".

I went to make a joke on the Para-Olympic's YouTube channel

but the comments were disabled.

Two cats have a swimming race aross the English Channel

One cat is English, the other cat is French.

The English cat is called "One two three", the French cat is called "Un deux trois".

Which cat wins?

The English cat, because the Un deux trois cat sank.

The French and the British decided to have two cats swim a race across the English Channel...

They named the French cat "un deux trois cat" and the British, "one two three cat."

Which cat made it across first?

The British cat, because everyone knows that un deux trois cat cinq.

Artificial Intelligence is really taking over our jobs, man.

Just today, I asked Siri to change the tv channel, and it ended up calling my mother.


Siri has now replaced my partially deaf grandma.

What happened to Satan's YouTube channel?

It got demon-itized

What did the TV do at the beach?

Channel surf

What sports channel does Lando Calrissian watch?

BESPN

There's a beautiful irony in the fact the history channel is showing less and less history...As if the history

Is in the past.

Whats a furries favorite news channel?

Fox News

2 cats were racing across the English channel

An english cat named onetwothree, and a french cat name undeuxtrois.

Which cat won?

123 cat won because undeuxtroix quatre cinq

A teacher asks her student where the English Channel is located.

I'm not sure, the student answers, we switched cable companies last month.

What T.V. Channel will never air the sitcom Scrubs?

TLC; Because, they don't want, no scrubs.

Coronavirus has its own YouTube channel now.

Already 8,931,812 followers and counting.

An Englishman named "One-two-three" and a Frenchman named "Un-deux-trios" challenged each other to see whose cat could swim across the Channel first...

After a grueling competition, One-two-three won after Un-deux-trois quatre cinq.

I was on the phone to a woman from the babestation channel. I said "Can you hide behind the couch?" Confused, she asked "Why?"

I said "Because my wife is coming downstairs and I can't find the remote."

What is Mia Khalifa's favorite tv channel?

BBC News

2 cats are at the English Channel.

An English cat and the French Cat decide they want to cross the channel. The English cat psyches himself up, says One... Two... Three jumps in the water and swims across.

The French cat decides to imitate the English cat. Un... Deux... Trois... Cat sank.

A werewolf stenographer starts a YouTube channel from his post on a U-boat:

Lychan Sub Scribe

Today I found a Youtube channel about moss

They told me to lichen subscribe

I pulled this out of my ass one day but here goes....

My dad: I've seen that news girl on another weather channel.

Me: They must be owned by the same umbrella company.

Fox News actually saved my life.

I was in a coma for 7 years, but one day one of the nurses changed the channel on my TV to Fox and I had to get up to turn it off.

Dear sir, On behalf of Channel Four may I thank you for your application submitted on behalf of your wife for our new reality show.

Also the charming photograph you enclosed. Whilst agreeing that she could make a worthy contribution to the program if selected, I would point out that the correct title of the series is actually "Fact Hunt". Kind regards Channel Four.

I thought my home kitchen nuclear experiments YouTube channel would really take off.

But it was just a flash in the pan.

Two cats, one french one english had a race across the channel.

The english cat, known by her owners as 123 won. Because the french cat, known by his owners as an du twa, cat sank.

Why is English TV so boring?

Because there's only one English Channel

What has 12 writers, 20 actors, and 3 plots?

The Hallmark Channel

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