Changing Name Jokes
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My chemistry teacher pulled this on us today.
We were reviewing balancing chemical equations and got onto the topic of changing the names of compounds into their symbols so we could start balancing them. My teacher starts, "Changing names into symbols, is very much like translating Spanish into English. Maria estudia. Maria studies. Carlos va a la biblioteca. Carlos goes to the library. Now I would have said prison but I don't know how to say that in Spanish."
Meatloaf collapses on stage...
...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky.
Two men are talking on a subway train...
So two strangers sit next to each other and begin to read quietly. After a while, they notice that they are both reading the same book. They get to talking, and eventually they get around to exchanging names. The first man says,
"Im Bill. What's your name?"
"My name is Jesus Christ," says the second man.
"Oh come on, your name isnt Jesus Christ," says Bill
"Sure it is" he responds. "Follow me to the bar. Ill prove it to you."
So they go to the man's bar, and as soon as the bartender catches sight of him, the bartender says, "*Jesus Christ,* are you here again?!?"
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