Changing Diaper Jokes
37 changing diaper jokes and hilarious changing diaper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about changing diaper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Changing Diaper Short Jokes
Short changing diaper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The changing diaper humour may include short diaper changing jokes also.
- What do politicians and diapers have in common? They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
- I think my wife is changing our son's diapers too often. It says right on the box that they're good for up to 14lbs.
- Why do blonde change her baby's diapers once in a week? Because the package says "up to 10 kilos".
- Ive been playing uno with my kids for 50 years now. I finally dropped my reverse card and now they have to change my diapers.
- Four years is enough... Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly...and for the same reason.
- I love how grown up my little child is these days... ... he completely understood & obeyed when I quietly whispered "Go tell mommy you need to have your diaper changed".
- Mark Twain Quote "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
- Why did the blonde not change the diaper for a month? Because it said it was good up to 20 pounds.
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Changing Diaper One Liners
Which changing diaper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with changing diaper? I can suggest the ones about baby diaper and diaper.
- What do you call a baby who just got his diaper changed inside an airport? Duty Free
- Ever since I started to wear adult diapers I've been a changed man.
- How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner.
- I gave my incontinent friend some adult diapers... He's a changed man now.
- What would change the world A giant diaper.
- If you really want to change the world... ...you're going to need 7 billion diapers.
- Hey Girl..... Unless he wears a diaper, you can't change him.
Changing Diaper Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about changing diaper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean depend diaper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make changing diaper pranks.
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How many blondes does it take to change a tire?
36 to hold the car up and 1 to pin the diaper.
This blonde goes to the pediatrician...
This blonde goes to the pediatrician because her baby keeps getting diaper rashes. The pediatrician asks, "How often do you change your baby?"
The blonde says, "Once a month."
The doctor yells, "What? Why do you only change him once a month?"
The blonde says, "Well, the box says 'good up until fifteen pounds.'"
A woman has been having stomach pain for the past week...
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of stomach cramps. Once she reaches the doctor, he tells her they'll need to run a few tests. At the end of the visit, he says she must come back in a week, when the results come in. Once she enters his office, he says, "Well, I hope you're ready for many sleepless nights of crying and changing dirty diapers!"
"Wow, you mean I'm pregnant?" the woman asks excitedly, clasping her hands.
"No, you have inoperable bowel cancer."
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I've come up with an idea for a robot that changes my kid's diapers and shags me.
I call it p**... Nanny.
A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps...
She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later.
"Well, I hope you're ready for endless sleepless nights of crying and changing dirty diapers!" the doc says.
"Wow, you mean I'm pregnant?" the woman replies thrilled.
"No, you've got bowel cancer."
A woman visits her doctor since she has some abdominal pains ...
She thinks she might be pregnant. After the examination, the doctor comes out to see her.
Doctor: *"Well, I hope you like changing diapers."*
Patient: *"Oh my god, are you serious? Am I pregnant?"*
Doctor: *"No, you've got colon cancer."*
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My wife hates cleaning so now I'm paying for a maid, she hates changing diapers so now I'm paying for a nanny...
And she hates having s**... with me so now I'm paying for a tennis coach.
One man, one job
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their child looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you
Husband: What's up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our child.
Husband: Well you don't remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had wet its diapers and you said, "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." That's when I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
*Moral*: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.
Diapers
Why are baby's diapers called loves, huggies, and pampers, while adult diapers are called depends?
Well that's because when we're babies our family will still pamper, love, and give us huggies after changing our diaper, but when we're adults it depends on who's in the will.
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My sister is dating a diaper fetishist...
She doesn't like like it, but she thinks she can change him.
Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their child looks strange so she decides to do
a DNA test.
She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.
Husband: What's up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our child.
Husband: Well you don't remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had wet its diapers and you said, "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here."
That's when I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.🤔
Just Kidding
A man gets a call from the hospital telling him his wife has been hurt in an accident. He rushes to the hospital and is met by her doctor.
The doctor says I'm sorry, she's in really bad shape . Husband starts to tear up and asks how bad is it doctor? The doctor tells him that she's a paraplegic and there's little hope of recovery. Husband sits down and starts sobbing. The doctor puts his hand on the husband's shoulder and starts to describe how the wife will have to be fed, bathed, diaper changed etc for the rest of her life.
The husband is inconsolable now, he can barely breathe at this point. Finally the doctor smiles and says Nah, I'm just kidding, she died
The DNA Test
After 3 years, a wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our child."
Husband: "Well don't you remember? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had a wet diaper and you said, 'Honey, go change the baby, I'll wait for you here'."
"Well, here is your problem," the doctor says to the first-time father. "It seems that this child needs a diaper change."
The new father replies, "That can't be! The package said it was good for 8-10 pounds."
Wife to husband on their son's 10th birthday: Honey, Kevin still doesn't look like either of us. Why is that?
Husband: Of course he doesn't! Don't you remember when we were leaving the hospital and he had soiled his diaper? You told me to go change him. And I did!