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Trump says, Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you retarded?
The kid replies, You know what, I've changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
Now you might think that the glass is half full, and you might think that the glass is half empty, but engineers know that the glass is actually two times larger than it needs to be.
Politicians, on the other hand, have assured me that the glass would be more empty if the opposition were in charge,
While surrealists think that the glass is half of a slowly rotting lemon.
Physicists happen to know that you can never know how much water is in the glass because just by measuring it you've changed the outcome.
Neutralists decline to comment.
It was amazing, we had a three course meal with champagne over candle light, we then snuggled up on the sofa, to watch a movie, then, when we went up stairs, I let her get changed, while I spread rose petals over the bed, then, we had the most amazing, mind blowing sex that I've ever had, but just as I was about to finish, her parents walked in...
I am now banned from babysitting.
A massive meteor has hit Russia injuring hundreds, Rihanna insist that the meteor has changed and deserves a second chance.
like my name, phone number, address, etc.
Thankfully, it all changed when I was born.
Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal, he changed his name when the pressure got to him.
...so I went up to her I asked what her name was and she said "Carmen Gold."
I said, "What a beautiful name! What nationality is the last name 'Gold?'"
"Oh no, I changed my name to reflect what I really love. I love cars, men, and gold jewelry. So what's your name again?"
"My name's BJ TitsnBeer."
it told me i didn't have enough people in the car
A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed. When he returns a few days after to pick up the car, the mechanic calls him over to show him something. He says, "Okay Doc, I've changed the seals out and fixed everything up but I have one question. The engine is to the car as the heart is to the body. Why is it that you make some much more money than me?"
The doctor examines the engine carefully and says, "try fixing it while the engine is running."
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The box said he would grow an afro, but nothing changed.
Unfortunately, she's since changed her mind.
"So I go to the pharmacy and ask the guy if they have any Viagara. The guy there says yes, so I ask if they work and he replies 'you bet'. So next I ask "can I get it over the counter" to which he replies 'if you take two' "
But then I changed my mind.
She single handedly changed my life
But she has already changed her mind.
You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist scum. Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.
So when I forget it my computer will tell me "your password is incorrect"
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
"Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."
They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools
but then I changed my mind
Today i asked a pretty young homeless women if i could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.
The look on her face soon changed when i walked off with her cardboard box.
But then i changed my mind
When Portugal leaves Brazil without taking any Gold.
She said, "Yes!" With a big smile... But that quickly changed when I walked away with the cardboard box that she lived in.
"You haven't changed at all," said my girlfriend.
"Alright mum," I said, "that's enough of the naked ones."
It was like I didn't know herbivore.
My name, address and telephone number.
"No, I have not. I will deport 11 million undocumented immigrants and two dogs."
"Why the two dogs?"
"See? Nobody cares about the immigrants!"
My name, my phone number, my address, and my country of residence.
It's like I've never known herbivore
Judge: State your name.
Me: Not Guilty
Judge: What?
Me: I had it legally changed.
Judge: You're Not Guilty?
Me: Thanks, I'm outta here
It seems like I'm transparent
It was at that moment I realised my life was a joke.
Moses: "The Law is everything"
Jesus: "Love is everything"
Marx: "Money is everything"
Freud: "Sex is everything"
Einstein: "Everything is relative"
One of the perks of being self-employed.
I told him about the carnage and the aftermath, and how the state of America was changed forever, but he was confused.
So, I told him about the backstory, and how Bin Laden began to plan this in the 90s, but he was still confused.
Then, I told him about the numerous connections and the conspirators who trained to fly the planes.
I saw the look on his face.
"What's the confusion?"
Hitler: "But why no eleven?"
I just couldn't see him anymore.
On his first birthday, I changed his name to Freddy. Nowadays, people ask him, "Are you ready, Freddy?" And he replies, "I was born Ready."
I asked if I could call him Back.
Things like, my job, my phone number and my address
None.
Trump lies, tells them it was changed and they sit in the dark.
Today a group of people are protesting this rule by driving a huge cart through the park. At first I didn't like the idea but I changed my mind and jumped on the banned wagon.
It's almost as if they have become trans-parent.
Her opinion changed when I opened the freezer
For example my name, address and even phone number
...it's like I've never seen herbivore.
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"
A man sees a woman in a bar and asks, "Ma'am, would you sleep with me for a million dollars?"
The woman is startled at first, but replies, "My goodness! Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course..."
The man turns away from her and says, "I've changed my mind. Would you sleep with me for five dollars?"
The woman then says, "Of course not! What kind of woman do you think I am?"
The man says, "Madam, we've already established that. Now we're just negotiating.
But she changed my password.
I tried to hide what I was doing and quickly changed the TV channel but it switched to a programme about disfigured babies. She saw what I was doing and saw what was on TV, so now she thinks I get turned on by disfigured babies. I mean, how unlucky is that? The same programme being on at the same time on two different channels!
...but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
...oral sex. She wanted to get in on the act so we started to 69.
...changed my hole perspective.
My name, my address and my phone number
My name, my phone number, my address.....
It's old, works slow, has issues finishing jobs, and constantly disappoints me.
But he changed my mind.
But he changed my mind.
One day, they decided to move to the USA.
They also decided to change their names, as to not be discriminated against.
Chu changed his name to Chuck.
Bu changed his name to Buck.
And Fu decided to go back to China.
then I changed her mind
He kept saying "It should have been me... it should have been me" over and over, with tears flowing out of his eyes.
The nurse tried to console him, telling him "Don't be too harsh on yourself. For all you know you couldn't have changed it, even had you been there"
To which he replied : "I guess you're right. After all, I don't even know how to drive a bus"
If Facebook buys Gmail then the 'mark as seen' option would be changed to 'Mark has seen'.
Then I realized my whole life was a joke.
Since both my parents changed sex, I can't see them any more. They became transparents.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home.
She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
There would be a mass confusion
Good thing it changed, since "pound metoo" would've been sending the wrong message
Man 1: would you like the ladder or the step stool?
Man 2: I prefer the ladder.
Man 1: ok, step stool it is.
...but my local doctor changed my mind.
Her expression changed, however when I walked away with her cardboard box.
Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.
But the thyme is cumin
Good thing it changed too because otherwise pound metoo would have sent a wrong message
No one has voted me since
A man walks into a bar. Looking visibly distraught, he orders his drink. "Having a bad day?", the barkeep asks. "I guess you could say so. I just accidently time travelled back into the 20th century." "Really? What did you change?" "Oh heavens, nothing! I just went straight back to the present. Do you know how dangerous time travel is? Who knows what I might have changed if I hadn't been so careful. I might have caused a second world war."
But he changed my mind.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
And the speed of communication hasn't changed since.
It was a post dramatic dress
Even at age 88, my mother was vain about her looks.
At a party, an old friend exclaimed, "Edith, you haven't changed in 20 years."
"Oh," said Mom, horrified. "I hope I didn't look like this 20 years ago."
Some people only see black and white and refuse to acknowledge shades and complex non-straightforward situations, and the others... no, wait, I've changed my mind.
Editable.
For instance, my name, address, telephone number..
Such as my address, name, phone number, etc.
Right on my big toe. It's broken now I can hardly walk
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