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Funniest Change Password Short Jokes

Short change password jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The change password humour may include short account password jokes also.

  1. Tried to change my password to Twilight... ...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :(
  2. I tried changing my password to "Twilight". It said "Error: contains too many useless characters"
  3. I like my passwords like my girlfriends: change them every 6 months, never share them and make sure my wife doesn't know any of them
  4. If your workplace requires password changes every 90 days just set it to the name of the current Australian Prime minister and you should be fine.
  5. Just tried to change my password to.. Just tried to change my password to.. 'The_Last_Jedi,' but Facebook wouldn't let me. Said there are too many useless characters.
  6. If it wasn't for my wife, I'd probably be writing depressive Facebook messages all day. But she changed my password.
  7. Change your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone asks for it, you can say 12345678
  8. I changed my password to "incorrect" So when I forget it my computer will tell me "your password is incorrect"
  9. I just tried changing my password to Beefstew1 But the site said that it was not stroganoff.
  10. I changed my password to "incorrect . So whenever I forget what my password is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".

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Which change password one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with change password? I can suggest the ones about password and changing name.

  1. Tried changing my password to "14days" but it was two week
  2. I tried to change my password to Beefstew1 But they said it wasn't stroganoff
  3. I have no idea how many exes I have But I can always change my Netflix password
  4. I tried changing my password to "Goku" But facebook said it was too weak.
  5. Someone told me "whats your password?" Guess I'll have to change it now.
  6. I tried to change my password to mypenis But it said it was too long.
  7. I wanted to change the world But then somebody password protected the source code
  8. I thought my neighbor to be a nice person Till he changed his wifi password,that is.
  9. There is no key to a woman's heart. There's only a password that changes regularly.
  10. Change your WiFi password to "greenwall"
  11. I accidentally changed my password to beef stew It was a Mis-Steak
  12. I Tried Changing my password to GermanOffense.... They said it would fail in 12 years.
  13. I changed my password to 'my d**...' But my PC said it's too small :(

Change Password Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about change password you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean change management jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make change password pranks.

I never ask my kids to call me, I just change the Netflix password and then don't respond to their texts.

I changed my password to "incorrect", so anytime I forget and enter the wrong thing, the computer tells me what it is.

I changed my password everywhere to "incorrect". That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, "Your password is incorrect".

A guy wanted to change his bank account's password....

...So he called the bank and a lovely lady answered the phone.
The man explaned the situation and he gave her his old password, she then asked for a new password the man was bored and wanted to empares her so he said "mycock" the lady sighed and keyboard clicks were heard and after a moment she began to laugh uncontrolably after about 10 minutes of laughing the man asked her why is she laughing she paused to take her breath and said:
"Password not long enugh".

North Korea is back online after internet outage. Sources say South Korea changed the wifi password.

My teenage son told me I am a resentful has-been. We had a good, hearty laugh together about that.

Then i changed the WIFI password

Choose a new password:

potato
Sorry, password must contain at least 8 letters.
boiled potato
Sorry, password must contain at least one number.
1 boiled potato
Sorry, password cannot contain spaces
50fuckingboiledpotatoes
Sorry, password must contain capital letters.
50FUCKINGboiledpotatoes
Sorry, capital letters must not be consecutive.
IwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAss,IfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
Sorry, password must not contain punctuation.
NowIamSeriouslyGettingPissedOffIwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAssIfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
Sorry, you can't change your password to a password that has already been used with this account. Choose a new password :

Choose a new password :

potato
Sorry, password must contain at least 8 letters.
boiled potato
Sorry, password must contain at least one number.
1 boiled potato
Sorry, password cannot contain spaces
50fuckingboiledpotatoes
Sorry, password must contain capital letters.
50FUCKINGboiledpotatoes
Sorry, capital letters must not be consecutive.
IwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAss,IfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
Sorry, password must not contain punctuation.
NowIamSeriouslyGettingPissedOffIwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAssIfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
Sorry, you can't change your password to a password that has already been used with this account. Choose a new password :

A password is like a toothbrush

change it every six months and never give it to anyone else

My computer said I had to change my password, so I entered beefstew …

My computer said, Sorry, password not stroganoff.

Change your password to 11333355555577777777

So when someone asks, tell them it's 12345678

(True story) I work as an IT Specialsit and recently finished setting up the network of an affiliate office..

I made the WiFi password: *iforgotthepassword*
I've been getting a kick out of people asking around for it the past week.
The office manager asked me to change it for the sake of customers. I told him, I forgot the password and just about set him off the deep end lol.

What does changing a password and my wife have in common?

They both keep saying "the input provided does not meet the minimum length requirements."

My millennial son called me for the first time in a year and a half

I changed the Netflix password

Computer: Please change password.

Me: Beef Stew
Computer: Sorry. Password is not Stroganoff

I changed all my passwords.

I've changed all my passwords to "incorrect"
So whenever I forget my password and try something else, the software reminds me that -
"Your password is incorrect"