Change Jokes

These are the 171 change jokes and hilarious change puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about change that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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Best Short Change Jokes

These are our top change puns. Have fun with a good change joke in English with simple change humour.

Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill today? Because they had to go home and change first.
When I was growing up # was pound, not hashtag Good thing it changed, since "pound metoo" would've been sending the wrong message
How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet
How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trump says it's changed and his supporters all cheer in the dark.
How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They only *talk* about change.
How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.
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I changed the tags of my mother's herb jars. She hasn't notice it yet.. But the thyme is cumin
A coma in a sentence can literally change everything. For example: *Ben is in a hurry.*
*Ben is in a coma.*
My girlfriend really changed after she became a vegan. It's like I've never seen herbivore.

Change joke, My girlfriend really changed after she became a vegan.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these change jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of change puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Change One Liners

Which change dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with change?

r kelly is really changing the rap game
He takes the art out of rap artist
What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore? A reptile dysfunction.
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? Why must it be a group activity?
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? THAT IS NOT FUNNY!
My town never changes population. Everytime a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
how many alziemers patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side
I was changing some fuses at Buzzfeed... ... Number 14 shocked me.
At first, my girlfriend didn't want to get a brain transplant then I changed her mind
How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?
Didn't snoop dogg change his name? Or was Snoop Lyin'?
I changed my name to Trump in Among Us No one has voted me since
Tried changing my password to "14days" but it was two week
How many Congressmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Better buy a flashlight
What is a chameleon that cannot change color? A reptile dysfunction
Got a vasectomy years ago But all it did was the change the color of the baby

Change Light Bulb Jokes

Here is a list of funny change light bulb jokes and even better change light bulb puns that will make you laugh with friends.

How many anti-vaxxers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They're happy living in the dark
How many D&D players does it take to change a light bulb? All of them. Never split the party.
How many Germans do you need to change a light bulb? One. Because we are efficient and not very funny.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. We are efficient and dont have humour.
How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb? Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house.
How Many Jews Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Who needs a light bulb when you have eight candles? Happy Chanukah, y'all.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light has to really want to change.
Give me your best lightbulb joke.

Lightbulb Change Jokes

Here is a list of funny lightbulb change jokes and even better lightbulb change puns that will make you laugh with friends.

How many Apple engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They no longer make that socket, you just buy a new house.
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They will never allow change, even if it makes the world a brighter place.
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Two.
One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
How many antivaxxers does it take to change a lightbulb? \-
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How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one.All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves aroudn him.
How many Russians does it take to change a Ukrainian lightbulb? At least 1 battalion to lose in the attempt. Please reply with your best punchline.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How many mystery novel writers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in almost all the way, and another one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Change A Lightbulb Jokes

Here is a list of funny change a lightbulb jokes and even better change a lightbulb puns that will make you laugh with friends.

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They are efficient and lack a sense of humour.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was.
How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, like one, three, five? Whatever, I just can't even...
One day I changed a lightbulb, crossed the road, and walked into a bar. Then I realized my whole life was a joke.
how many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay.
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Honestly, it's a pretty obscure number. I doubt you've ever heard of it.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the bulb for being broke.
How many Germans ... How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, because we are efficient and do not have a sense of humour.
How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb just burned out; this is not the time to discuss it.
How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Who knows? They're all too busy playing with the switch.

Time Change Jokes

Here is a list of funny time change jokes and even better time change puns that will make you laugh with friends.

I love how Pit Bull announces himself at the beginning of every song giving us time to change the song.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, "Well, this changes everything"
You know the times have changed... When Portugal leaves Brazil without taking any Gold.
I love the way Pitbull says "Mr.World Wide" at the start of a song. Because it gives me time to change the station.
ATTENTION: This afternoon I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses world war II and Wednesday comes after Tuesday.
One How many time travellers does it take to change a light bulb?
What's the smallest unit of time in the known universe? The interval between the traffic light changing to green and the taxi driver behind you honking his horn.
Biden has won so many times in Michigan now he's legally required to change his name to Ohio State.
I wasted my time on a vasectomy. All it does is change the color of the baby.
If I had a Dollar, If I had a dollar for every time a homeless person asked for change, I would still pretend to have not heard them.

Change Management Jokes

Here is a list of funny change management jokes and even better change management puns that will make you laugh with friends.

How many project managers does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. They can't actually do it. But they can record what percentage is complete.
I'm about to lose my job in the Navy unless I make some drastic changes. I have to take a course in anchor management.
How many Project managers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they are all still discussing the best way to do it.
How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just wait for it to burn out and ask you why it's down
I went in to get a brain transplant.. ..thankfully the surgeon managed to change my mind.
How many suburban white ladies does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the manager would have to be called first.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
An employee and her boss are having s**.... Boss: Do you want to change positions?
Employee: Uh yeah. Can I be the Assistant Manager?
A guy tried to give himself a s**... change operation. It didn't look like he was going to do it, but somehow he managed to pull it off.
What is the difference between a failed jewel thief and a man who performed a s**... change on himself? One of them managed to pull it off.

Change Faster Than Jokes

Here is a list of funny change faster than jokes and even better change faster than puns that will make you laugh with friends.

According to physics, light travels faster sound... ... If that's really the case though, why can I hear the car behind me honk before I see the traffic lights change?
I changed my car horn to gunshots People get out of the way much faster now
What changes faster than technology? Taylor Swifts boyfriend

Change joke, What changes faster than technology?

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Change Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about change to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make change prank.

Olympic Condoms

A man gets home one day from work and excitedly shows off to his wife that he bought a pack of *Olympic Condoms*.
"What do you say I slip on a gold one and we give it a go?" He asks her with a grin.
She simply responds,
"Why don't you try out the silver and come second for a change"

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

Hunger Games : Mockingjay

For the last installments of the Hunger Games series, the director has decided to make a change. In the new movies, Philip Seymour Hoffman will unexpectedly be killed by the heroine.

Bank robber pulls out gun, points it at the teller...

Robber: "Give me all your money or you are GEOGRAPHY!'
Cashier (puzzled) "Did you mean to say "or you're history?"
Robber: "Don't change the subject."

How many tumblrinas does it take to change a lightbulb?

You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist s**.... Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

My girlfriend is sick of me pretending that I'm a transformer.

Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're a transformer. I'm leaving you."
Me: "No baby wait, I can change..."

I was at my bank today and there was just an Asian lady ahead of me

who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!!"

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look, we can change the lightbulb. That I will tell you. We're changing it, ok? And I understand what you're saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say "Is the lightbulb really dead?". Thats what they are asking me, its unbelievable. The lightbulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. But we are going to change it.

A mugger holds a man at gunpoint and says, "Give me your wallet or you're science!"

The man says, "Don't you mean history?"
The mugger yells, "Don't try to change the subject!"

Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence...

For instance:
"Ben is in a hurry."
"Ben is in a coma."

How many dead h**... does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement.

So I was at my bank today.

There was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yuan for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated.
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hundred dollar for yuan. Today I only get hundred eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations.
The Asian lady says, "Fluck you white people too!"

Commas can change the meaning of a sentence.

Example:
I like to eat apples. ---> I like to eat commas.

So I just turned 21 and there is still no change in my eyesight...

when do I get my adult supervision?

Punctuation can really change a sentence. For example, "Let's eat kids" becomes

"Let's eat punctuation"

A man was selling his TV

A man was selling his TV on his front porch with a sign that says "$1". A bloke walks by and asks
'You're selling your TV for a dollar?'
'yup'
'It looks brand new!'
'It is.'
'What's wrong with it?'
'Oh the volume is turned all the way up and you can't change that'
'So whatever I watch the volume is on Max, and you're only selling it for a dollar?'
'yup'
'Wow, can't turn that down.'

Told an inmate to have a safe drive home.

I'm a corrections officer, getting ready to head out at shift change:
Inmate: "drive home safe"
Me: "yeah you too..."
Me: (thinking "oops, ouch")
Coworker: "Muahahaha"
Inmate: (hops into his imaginary car and shuffles to his cell making f**... engine noises, screeches the brakes, steps out of his car and into his cell. Pokes his head out) "Made it home safe dad"
Me and my coworker burst out laughing

I went to the Atlanta Falcons locker room to get some change for a dollar...

But they only gave me 3 quarters.

I thought a vasectomy wouldn't get my wife pregnant..

Turns out, all it does is just change the color of the baby.

An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband, "I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?"

The husband says, "Change the battery in your hearing aid."

If I ever go to prison, I'm gonna change my name to mitochondria...

I want everyone to know I'm the powerhouse of the cell.

The use of capitals can really change the meaning of a sentence

Example:
I like to eat candy
I like to eat capitals

The use of a colon can really change the intended meaning of a sentence.

Jimmy went to school and ate his lunch
becomes
Jimmy went to school and ate his colon

Mom got a s**... change operation

After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a s**... change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.
That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.
"Did you seriously just have a s**... change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.
He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."

I HATE when homeless people shake their cans of change at me.

I get it, you have more money than me, you don't have to show off.

What do you call a flower getting a s**... change?

A Transplant

A homeless guy asked me for money today

So I looked in my pocket for change, but all I had on me was a $20 bill. I thought to myself "Do I really want this $20 going towards drugs?...Nah" So I gave him the 20.

A man stumbles upon a magic lamp with a genie willing to grant him one wish.

Man: I wish your name was "Burger King".
Genie: Wait, what? Why?
Man: It's for a joke, trust me.
Genie: You'd waste a wish, something with the power to change the cosmos itself, for a joke?
Man: Yes.
Burger King: Have it your way.

I was at my bank today...

There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange money for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated.
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hundred dollars, today I only get hundred eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship.

He turns on his signal lamp and sends, Change your course, 10 degrees west.
The light signals back, Change yours, 10 degrees east.
The captain gets a little annoyed. He signals, I'm a US Navy captain. You must change your course, sir.
The light signals back, I'm a s**... First Class. You must change your course, sir.
Now the captain is mad. He signals, I'm an aircraft carrier. I'm not changing my course.
The light signals back a final message: I'm a lighthouse. Your call.

The sweater my wife gave me for Xmas was picking up static electricity, so I went to the store to change it.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

h**... is trying to stay afloat during this pandemic so they are starting door to door service thus a name change is in order.

They will now be known as k**...

What is it called when a chameleon can no longer change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.

Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Ok, more chores around the house need to be done by you.

An officer needed some change so he asked a near by soldier.

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now, let's try it again!
Officer: Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR!

[Translated] A man saw a good deal and bought 20 p**... of the same pattern and color to his wife.

Wife : Oh My God,now people will think I never change my p**....
Husband : Which people?
(Hope the joke didnt get lost in translation)

How many grammar n**... does it take to change a lightbulb

Too

My dad had a s**... change

My dad had a s**... change and now I can't see him any more.
He's transparent.

So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot.
I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Girl named IKEA had to change her name to stop being picked on at school.

However stop being picked on at school is arguably a worse choice.

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vendor...

"Make me one with everything."
So the hotdog vendor makes him a hotdog with every topping, and the Buddhist hands him a twenty. He proceeds to eat the hotdog, but gets no change for his twenty dollar bill. He says, "Hey, where's my change?"
The hotdog vendor replies, "Change comes only from within."
(Courtesy of my fifty year old husband, who cant go five hecking minutes without making a dad joke)

My girlfriend said, I am breaking up with you because of your addiction of wearing a different t-shirt every half an hour.

I said, Wait! I can change.

"Make me one with everything," says the Buddhist to the tofu hot dog vendor.

Then, after getting his tofu hot dog, the Buddhist hands the vendor a $20 bill.
The vendor takes the money and begins helping the next customer.
The Buddhist looks puzzled and asks the vendor, "Where is my change?"
The vendor replies, "Change comes from within."

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