The Best 88 Chang Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Chang jokes. There are some chang choi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chang jin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Chang Jokes and Puns
Did you know it's possible to change a persons blood type?
A negative person just needs to be positive.
Tried to change my password to Twilight...
...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :(
Let's change things up a bit.
I thought I found a quarter inside one of my shoes. That would have been strange enough on its own, but it turned out to be a nickel, which made even less cents.
"Could we change the topic, please?"
Two german friends chat and soon they come to the topic of the Holocaust. One of them then looks very sad and asks his friend: "Could we change the topic, please? I've never told you, but my grandpa died in Ausschwitz."
The other responds: "Sure, man, no problem. But may I ask you, how did your grandfather die?"
"Well, one day he got really drunk, fell from a watchtower and broke his neck..."
I changed my major from being an actuary.
I just couldn't handle the risk.
changed my voice settings to Spanish on my gps
it told me i didn't have enough people in the car
Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang.
...correct me if you think that's Wong.
I changed my mind
Wife: I changed my mind...
Husband: Does the new one work?
They changed something in the matrix...
and now all the eigenvalues are wrong.
I'm going to change my Facebook username to NOBODY.
So when people make crappy posts and I like them, it will say "NOBODY likes this."
I tried to change the colour of my monk's costume so I could reuse it
but I guess old habits dye hard.
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I tried changing my password to "Twilight".
It said "Error: contains too many useless characters"
How many X does it take to change a light bulb?
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
Change is hard.
I mean, have you ever tried to bend a quarter?
I changed my iPod's name to "The Titanic".
It's synching.
"I've changed my mind."
"Thank God! Does it work better now?"
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
-Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Thomas Jefferson
I changed my password to "incorrect"
So when I forget it my computer will tell me "your password is incorrect"
I had to change my GPS's voice from female to male
because the female GPS told me to pull over and ask for directions.
How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?
Intersect it with a plane.
Change is hard
So don't throw coins.
I had to change the battery in my clock.
It was about time.
Change sentence to tense?
Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
.
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"
I just changed my iPhone's name to "Titanic"
I just changed my iPhone's name to "Titanic" and plugged it in.
It's syncing now.
What happens when U change position too fast?
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
Why do they want to change the faces on dollar bills but not on coins?
Because the only constant is change.
Change or change?
What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
The hot dog vendor then gives him the dog and the buddhist gives him a $20.
Buddhist – Hey, where's my change?
Vendor – Change must come from within.
"Change comes from within"
Once you accidentally swallow it.
Tried changing my password to "14days"
but it was two week
Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?
Because he might peek at chu.
For a change of pace, here's a limerick; "( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0"
Sorry, did that not make any sense?
How about -
>"A dozen, a gross, and a score,
>
>plus three times the square root of four,
>
>divided by seven,
>
>plus five times eleven,
>
>is nine squared and not a bit more."
Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?
Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby...
My name, address and telephone number.
I tried changing my password to "Goku"
But facebook said it was too weak.
I was changing some fuses at Buzzfeed...
... Number 14 shocked me.
Just changed my Facebook name to 'benefits'
so when you add me it says 'You are now friends with benefits'.
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby.
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!
After I changed sex, my daughter has been ignoring me..
It seems like I'm transparent
If you think changing the 6 to a 7 in 2016 will make it better
Just remember how it turned out for the Galaxy Note 7
We changed our dog's name to Dad.
Because he kept running away
Others change, but you should be yourself!
said one corn to another in the digestive tract
They changed the power of my favourite light bulbs
And they're just not watt they used to be
I changed my iPhone's name to "Titanic"
It's syncing now.
I am going to change my name to time being.
Because everyone is always doing stuff for the time being.
Hertz donut.
They should change the name of The Paris Agreement to "The Weekend Golfing Trip."
Trump would never pull out of that.
Change is inevitable...
Except from a vending machine.
I've changed so much since my GF told me she's pregnant
For example my name, address and even phone number
Pupil: My neighbour, Mr Chang, got run over and killed by a steam roller. Teacher: Johnny! That's awful and has nothing to do with the homework I set you. Sit down immediately!
Pupil: But Miss, you said we had to talk about crushed Asians.
I tried to change my password to Beefstew1
But they said it wasn't stroganoff
I haven't changed much over the years
I also haven't showered in months
Name change
Did you hear about the guy who legally changed his name to 'Username'? When he died, all the headlines read: "Username checks out!"
I changed all my light switches to carbon fiber ones
They make the rooms lighter
I just tried changing my password to Beefstew1
But the site said that it was not stroganoff.
I changed my last name to 'Batman' the day before my wedding
My Father-in-Law didn't enjoy the wedding of Dan and Anna BATMAN.
Be the change you want to see.
Disclaimer : Above quote is not for blind people as they can't see.
How to change the blinker fluid in your car or truck:
STEP ONE: wear safety glasses! If you get any fluid in your eye, it will cause uncontrollable blinking until you wash it out.
Name Change
A guy goes to the municipal authorities asking to change his name.
- You, Sir, need to have a serious reason to change your name, what's yours?
- Well, my name is John Shitson.
- Oh, I see, it's a valid reason. So, what do you want to change your name to?
- Peter Shitson.
What did they change the name of the Ford Bronco to when O.J. Simpson got acquitted?
The Ford Escape!
I changed the name of my printer to George R. R. Martin
It's old, works slow, has issues finishing jobs, and constantly disappoints me.
Just tried to change my password to..
Just tried to change my password to.. 'The_Last_Jedi,' but Facebook wouldn't let me. Said there are too many useless characters.
Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
- 50 cent.
They said I had to change because I overcomplicated things..
So I gave my life a 540 **°** turn.
What does changing a password and my wife have in common?
They both keep saying "the input provided does not meet the minimum length requirements."
Change your WiFi password to 2444666668888888
So when someone asks for it, you can say 12345678
Me :well, you know, change is inedible
Her : I think you mean inevitable
Me : *spitting out nickels* nope
Why did I change my last name?
SO my wife could have Ms. Carriage
Don't try to change the shape of 2-sided polygons.
Let bigons be bigons.
I just changed my car engine to France.
Gonna have tons of revolutions now!
Everything changed when my girlfriend got pregnant.
My name, my address, my phone number, even my face (slightly)
I want to change my hair like everybody during this quarantine.
I think I'll grow my bald spot out!
How do you change 2020?
Give it glasses.
Change comes from within
But you have to insert a dollar first
I tried changing up the way I use the bathroom, so I wiped with my left hand today!
I really wish I used toilet paper instead, though.
They are changing the occupation title of mailmen so it is less gender bias
They will now be called personmen
Change for a $15 bill
An incompentent counterfeiter spent all day making his funny money. At the end of the day he realizes he spent all his time making $15 bills.
He figures that the only way he's going to get anything from this batch of money, is to find a place where the people aren't too bright and change his phoney money for real cash.
He travels to a small town and walks into a small Mom and Pop grocery store. He goes to the old man behind the counter and asks him, "Do you have change for a $15 bill?"
The old man replies, "I sure do...How would you like that? An eight and a seven or two sixes and a three?"
I changed the tags of my mother's herb jars. She hasn't notice it yet..
But the thyme is cumin
They say "Be the change you want to see in others"
So I've decided to get big breast transplant tomorrow
I changed my name to Trump in Among Us
No one has voted me since
Change of career, I'm now an aspiring cameraman...
For onlyfans.
They're now changing the name of America to america
They don't deserve the capitol.
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we were having a baby
For instance, my name, address, telephone number..
How can I change my Reddit username?
I'm finally off the cakepops!
They should change the spelling of "Cyclops" to "Ciclops"
Then it would only have 1 'i'
A Change
An old couple is ready to go to sleep.
The old man lies on the bed, but the old woman lies down on the floor.
The old man asks, Why are you going to sleep on the floor?
The old woman says, Because I want to feel something hard for a change.
To what would you change the name of a kid named Hunter if he becomes a vegetarian?
….Gatherer
An ancient Chinese joke, at least a thousand years old.
A man visits his sick friend, and finds him to now be well and energetic. "How wonderful!", his friend says, "What happened?". "Dr. Chang is the cause of my health.", he says gratefully. "Dr. Chang, what did he do?". "Well, Dr. Li came and gave me a special diet. And I got sicker. Then Dr. Wong came and gave me bitter herbs, and I got even worse. On death's door I called for Dr. Chang." "And what did Dr. Chang do?", his friend asks in wonder. The man replies happily, "Dr. Chang did the best of all, he didn't come, so I got well!"
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds it up and the world revolves around her.
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
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