Following is our collection of funny Chang jokes. There are some chang choi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chang jin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A negative person just needs to be positive.
...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :(
I thought I found a quarter inside one of my shoes. That would have been strange enough on its own, but it turned out to be a nickel, which made even less cents.
Two german friends chat and soon they come to the topic of the Holocaust. One of them then looks very sad and asks his friend: "Could we change the topic, please? I've never told you, but my grandpa died in Ausschwitz."
The other responds: "Sure, man, no problem. But may I ask you, how did your grandfather die?"
"Well, one day he got really drunk, fell from a watchtower and broke his neck..."
I just couldn't handle the risk.
it told me i didn't have enough people in the car
...correct me if you think that's Wong.
Wife: I changed my mind...
Husband: Does the new one work?
and now all the eigenvalues are wrong.
So when people make crappy posts and I like them, it will say "NOBODY likes this."
but I guess old habits dye hard.
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It said "Error: contains too many useless characters"
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
I mean, have you ever tried to bend a quarter?
It's synching.
"Thank God! Does it work better now?"
-Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Thomas Jefferson
So when I forget it my computer will tell me "your password is incorrect"
because the female GPS told me to pull over and ask for directions.
Intersect it with a plane.
So don't throw coins.
It was about time.
Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"
I just changed my iPhone's name to "Titanic" and plugged it in.
It's syncing now.
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
Because the only constant is change.
What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
The hot dog vendor then gives him the dog and the buddhist gives him a $20.
Buddhist – Hey, where's my change?
Vendor – Change must come from within.
Once you accidentally swallow it.
but it was two week
Because he might peek at chu.
Sorry, did that not make any sense?
How about -
>"A dozen, a gross, and a score,
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>plus three times the square root of four,
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>divided by seven,
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>plus five times eleven,
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>is nine squared and not a bit more."
Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
My name, address and telephone number.
But facebook said it was too weak.
... Number 14 shocked me.
so when you add me it says 'You are now friends with benefits'.
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!
It seems like I'm transparent
Just remember how it turned out for the Galaxy Note 7
Because he kept running away
said one corn to another in the digestive tract
And they're just not watt they used to be
It's syncing now.
Because everyone is always doing stuff for the time being.
Hertz donut.
Trump would never pull out of that.
Except from a vending machine.
For example my name, address and even phone number
Pupil: But Miss, you said we had to talk about crushed Asians.
But they said it wasn't stroganoff
I also haven't showered in months
Did you hear about the guy who legally changed his name to 'Username'? When he died, all the headlines read: "Username checks out!"
They make the rooms lighter
But the site said that it was not stroganoff.
My Father-in-Law didn't enjoy the wedding of Dan and Anna BATMAN.
Disclaimer : Above quote is not for blind people as they can't see.
STEP ONE: wear safety glasses! If you get any fluid in your eye, it will cause uncontrollable blinking until you wash it out.
A guy goes to the municipal authorities asking to change his name.
- You, Sir, need to have a serious reason to change your name, what's yours?
- Well, my name is John Shitson.
- Oh, I see, it's a valid reason. So, what do you want to change your name to?
- Peter Shitson.
The Ford Escape!
It's old, works slow, has issues finishing jobs, and constantly disappoints me.
Just tried to change my password to.. 'The_Last_Jedi,' but Facebook wouldn't let me. Said there are too many useless characters.
- 50 cent.
So I gave my life a 540 **°** turn.
They both keep saying "the input provided does not meet the minimum length requirements."
So when someone asks for it, you can say 12345678
Her : I think you mean inevitable
Me : *spitting out nickels* nope
SO my wife could have Ms. Carriage
Let bigons be bigons.
Gonna have tons of revolutions now!
My name, my address, my phone number, even my face (slightly)
I think I'll grow my bald spot out!
Give it glasses.
But you have to insert a dollar first
I really wish I used toilet paper instead, though.
They will now be called personmen
An incompentent counterfeiter spent all day making his funny money. At the end of the day he realizes he spent all his time making $15 bills.
He figures that the only way he's going to get anything from this batch of money, is to find a place where the people aren't too bright and change his phoney money for real cash.
He travels to a small town and walks into a small Mom and Pop grocery store. He goes to the old man behind the counter and asks him, "Do you have change for a $15 bill?"
The old man replies, "I sure do...How would you like that? An eight and a seven or two sixes and a three?"
But the thyme is cumin
So I've decided to get big breast transplant tomorrow
No one has voted me since
For onlyfans.
They don't deserve the capitol.
For instance, my name, address, telephone number..
I'm finally off the cakepops!
Then it would only have 1 'i'
An old couple is ready to go to sleep.
The old man lies on the bed, but the old woman lies down on the floor.
The old man asks, Why are you going to sleep on the floor?
The old woman says, Because I want to feel something hard for a change.
….Gatherer
A man visits his sick friend, and finds him to now be well and energetic. "How wonderful!", his friend says, "What happened?". "Dr. Chang is the cause of my health.", he says gratefully. "Dr. Chang, what did he do?". "Well, Dr. Li came and gave me a special diet. And I got sicker. Then Dr. Wong came and gave me bitter herbs, and I got even worse. On death's door I called for Dr. Chang." "And what did Dr. Chang do?", his friend asks in wonder. The man replies happily, "Dr. Chang did the best of all, he didn't come, so I got well!"
One, she just holds it up and the world revolves around her.
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chang ching jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working chang how things change piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.