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Short chang jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chang humour may include short how things change jokes also.
- Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill today? Because they had to go home and change first.
- When I was growing up # was pound, not hashtag Good thing it changed, since "pound metoo" would've been sending the wrong message
- When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet
- How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They only *talk* about change.
- I changed the tags of my mother's herb jars. She hasn't notice it yet.. But the thyme is cumin
- A coma in a sentence can literally change everything. For example: *Ben is in a hurry.*
*Ben is in a coma.* - My girlfriend really changed after she became a vegan. It's like I've never seen herbivore.
- An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband, "I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?" The husband says, "Change the battery in your hearing aid."
- My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Ok, more chores around the house need to be done by you. - How many anti-vaxxers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They're happy living in the dark
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- r kelly is really changing the rap game
He takes the art out of rap artist - What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore? A reptile dysfunction.
- How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? Why must it be a group activity?
- My town never changes population. Everytime a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
- how many alziemers patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side
- I was changing some fuses at Buzzfeed... ... Number 14 shocked me.
- At first, my girlfriend didn't want to get a brain transplant then I changed her mind
- Didn't snoop dogg change his name? Or was Snoop Lyin'?
- I changed my name to Trump in Among Us No one has voted me since
- Tried changing my password to "14days" but it was two week
- How many Congressmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Better buy a flashlight - I didn't plan on getting a brain transplant... But then I changed my mind.
- I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind
- My friend Victor changed his last name to "E". No one knows why. He's become a Mystery.
- Why are Italians so good at football? Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
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Did you know it's possible to change a persons blood type?
A negative person just needs to be positive.
Let's change things up a bit.
I thought I found a quarter inside one of my shoes. That would have been strange enough on its own, but it turned out to be a nickel, which made even less cents.
"Could we change the topic, please?"
Two german friends chat and soon they come to the topic of the Holocaust. One of them then looks very sad and asks his friend: "Could we change the topic, please? I've never told you, but my grandpa died in Ausschwitz."
The other responds: "Sure, man, no problem. But may I ask you, how did your grandfather die?"
"Well, one day he got really drunk, fell from a watchtower and broke his neck..."
I changed my major from being an actuary.
I just couldn't handle the risk.
changed my voice settings to Spanish on my gps
it told me i didn't have enough people in the car
Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang.
...correct me if you think that's Wong.
I changed my mind
Wife: I changed my mind...
Husband: Does the new one work?
They changed something in the matrix...
and now all the eigenvalues are wrong.
How many Marxists' does it take to change a lightbulb?
None; within the lightbulb are the seeds of it's own revolution.
S&P just changed Russia's credit rating
from AAA to AHAHAHA
I tried to change the colour of my monk's costume so I could reuse it
but I guess old habits dye hard.
I tried changing my password to "Twilight".
It said "Error: contains too many useless characters"
How many X does it take to change a light bulb?
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
Change is hard.
I mean, have you ever tried to bend a quarter?
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How many MRA's does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter, all they do is sit around and complain about how it won't screw
What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three?
Nothing.
"I've changed my mind."
"Thank God! Does it work better now?"
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
-Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Thomas Jefferson
I changed my password to "incorrect"
So when I forget it my computer will tell me "your password is incorrect"
I had to change my GPS's voice from female to male
because the female GPS told me to pull over and ask for directions.
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They say be the change you want to see
But I keep getting arrested for public n**...
How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?
Intersect it with a plane.
Change is hard
So don't throw coins.
I tried changing my facebook name into Stephen Hawking
but it said the username is invalid.
I changed my gender on Facebook to "Mail"
Now you'd get charged with more than just one felony for opening me without permission
I went into the changing room in a clothing store several times...
But it stayed the same.
I had to change the battery in my clock.
It was about time.
Change sentence to tense?
Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
.
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"
What happens when U change position too fast?
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
Why do they want to change the faces on dollar bills but not on coins?
Because the only constant is change.
What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?
Ya know what? Just screw it.
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"Change comes from within"
Once you accidentally s**... it.
Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?
Because he might peek at chu.
How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's go fishing
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For a change of pace, here's a limerick; "( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0"
Sorry, did that not make any sense?
How about -
>"A dozen, a g**..., and a score,
>
>plus three times the square root of four,
>
>divided by seven,
>
>plus five times eleven,
>
>is nine squared and not a bit more."
Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?
Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
I was considering changing my bedsheets today...
But I thought I'd sleep on it
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Some older generations are opposed to Chinese people immigrating to our country.
It's racist but some people will never chang.
I tried changing my password to "Goku"
But facebook said it was too weak.
I tried to change my password to mypenis
But it said it was too long.
Just changed my Facebook name to 'benefits'
so when you add me it says 'You are now friends with benefits'.
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I changed my old pocket camera into a new Canon 5D because it's a little lighter...
but then again it s**... as a camera.
If you think changing the 6 to a 7 in 2016 will make it better
Just remember how it turned out for the Galaxy Note 7
We changed our dog's name to Dad.
Because he kept running away
Others change, but you should be yourself!
said one corn to another in the digestive tract
Are you serious
No, I'd have to change my name for that
They changed the power of my favourite light bulbs
And they're just not watt they used to be
I had to have my name changed now that I'm in the witness protection program...
I'm Joe King
I am going to change my name to time being.
Because everyone is always doing stuff for the time being.
Hertz donut.
They should change the name of The Paris Agreement to "The Weekend Golfing Trip."
Trump would never pull out of that.
Change is inevitable...
Except from a vending machine.
Everyone is saying they're changing gender, or changing race, or this and that about politics. And I am just sitting here like...
What about the droid attack on the Wookies?!
If you really want to change the world...
...you're going to need 7 billion diapers.
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Pupil: My neighbour, Mr Chang, got run over and killed by a steam roller. Teacher: Johnny! That's awful and has nothing to do with the homework I set you. Sit down immediately!
Pupil: But Miss, you said we had to talk about crushed Asians.
I tried to change my password to Beefstew1
But they said it wasn't stroganoff
I haven't changed much over the years
I also haven't showered in months
When changing your diet to salad,
It's best not to dive head-first.
When you can't change the channel on your tv from the couch
It's not even *remotely* funny
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I changed my car horn to gunshots
People get out of the way much faster now
The Weinstein's have changed their company name....
They renamed it "Casting Couch Pictures"
Name change
Did you hear about the guy who legally changed his name to 'Username'? When he died, all the headlines read: "Username checks out!"
I changed all my light switches to carbon fiber ones
They make the rooms lighter
Changing a "C" to a "G" can have fatal consequences...
because some Clockwork suddenly turns into a drive-by shooting.
How do you change a plane's tires while it's flying?
You high jack it.
I changed my last name to 'Batman' the day before my wedding
My Father-in-Law didn't enjoy the wedding of Dan and Anna BATMAN.
A homeless man adopted a Chinese baby
And named him Spare Chang
Why should you keep your change?
Cause it makes sense.
I changed up how I make my basil, garlic and pine nuts sauce
And pesto-chango, I had a new recipe.
Be the change you want to see.
Disclaimer : Above quote is not for blind people as they can't see.
Hey, do you guys remember Dr. Chang?
Dr. Who?
No, Dr. Chang
How many Jesus's does it take to change a light bulb?
None. He is the light.
How to change the blinker fluid in your car or truck:
STEP ONE: wear safety glasses! If you get any fluid in your eye, it will cause uncontrollable blinking until you wash it out.
Name Change
A guy goes to the municipal authorities asking to change his name.
- You, Sir, need to have a serious reason to change your name, what's yours?
- Well, my name is John Shitson.
- Oh, I see, it's a valid reason. So, what do you want to change your name to?
- Peter Shitson.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They flip a quarter down the steps and it goes Ching, Chang, Chung.
I changed my headlights the other day, I put in strobe lights instead.
Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still.
What did they change the name of the Ford Bronco to when O.J. Simpson got acquitted?
The Ford Escape!
How do you change a light bulb at Guantánamo Bay?
Wait... there are still people being held prisoner at Guantánamo Bay?
What would change the world
A giant diaper.
I changed the name of my printer to George R. R. Martin
It's old, works slow, has issues finishing jobs, and constantly disappoints me.
We should change the Cleveland Browns name to Meoff
So we could get some comedic value when the headline says The Raiders beat Meoff this past Sunday
