The Best 7 Chandelier Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chandelier jokes. There are some chandelier incandescent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chandelier lantern puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chandelier Jokes and Puns

My friend told me I always say phrases wrong

But he's not the brightest knife in the chandelier

I helped my friend hang a chandelier in his mansion this morning

It was the high light of my day

Is that chandelier heavy ?

Or is it pretty light ?

What did the large reptile say to her child when it kept nagging her to listen to the song Chandelier?

We will listen to Sia later alligator.

My sister just smacked her head on our low hanging chandelier..

I told her she hasnt seen the light


There's a new book about having sex in strange places around the house. It's on the shelves today,

And hanging from the chandelier tomorrow.

What's black and crispy, and hangs from a chandelier?

An amateur electrician

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chandelier lamp jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chandelier fixture piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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