Chandelier Jokes
7 chandelier jokes and hilarious chandelier puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chandelier that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Playful Chandelier Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What is a good chandelier joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A paranoid man stays at a hotel,
As per habit, he checks every inch of his hotel room looking for mics, cameras or any surveillance device.
Sure enough, right in the centre of the room, under the bed, under the carpet is a small, black metal object firmly bolted to the floor.
He takes out his equipment, detaches the metal object & throws it out the window.
The next morning the hotel manager knocks on his door & asks him,
"Good morning sir, did you have any problems last night?"
"Not at all" the man answered, "why do you ask?"
"Well, it's very strange" said the manager, "but in the room directly below yours, the chandelier suddenly fell down in the middle of the night".
My friend told me I always say phrases wrong
But he's not the brightest knife in the chandelier
I helped my friend hang a chandelier in his mansion this morning
It was the high light of my day
Is that chandelier heavy ?
Or is it pretty light ?
What did the large reptile say to her child when it kept nagging her to listen to the song Chandelier?
We will listen to Sia later alligator.
My sister just smacked her head on our low hanging chandelier..
I told her she hasnt seen the light
There's a new book about having s**... in strange places around the house. It's on the shelves today,
And hanging from the chandelier tomorrow.
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