The Best 15 Chancellor Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Chancellor jokes. There are some chancellor merkel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chancellor minister puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Chancellor Jokes and Puns
What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?
I'd tap that.
Chancellor Angela Merkel visits Athens.
Angela Merkel arrives at the Athens airport & stops by the immigration check.
"Nationality?" asks the Immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?" he asks.
"No, just visiting for a few days."
Angela Merkel visits Athens for a farewell visit before stepping down as Chancellor
She arrives at the airport and is stopped by the customs official.
"Name?"
"Angela Dorothea Merkel."
"Nationality?"
"German."
"Occupation?"
"No, just visiting for a few days."
The chancellor of the university is complaining to the dean of physics...
"We need to cut costs!" He says. "All this complex technology you guys use! Why can't you be more like the Maths department? All they need is pencils, paper and wastebaskets!"
"Better still," says the dean of physics, "we could be like the philosophy department. All they need is the pencils and paper."
A WWII joke for you guys...
Olaf Scholz, the German chancellor, visits France and is not recognized by the customs guard at the French border.
'Name?', the guard barks out.
'Olaf Scholz', he says.
'Occupation?'
'Oh no,' he says, 'just for a few days.'
Why didn't Donald Trump shake hands with the Chancellor of Germany?
Because Her hands were bigger than His.
The Chancellor of Germany, Prince Harry's wife, and the actor who played Gollum should set up an emporium of pubic wigs in Sarkel, Russia
...and call it "Merkel, Markle and Serkis' Sarkel Merkin Circus"
As a German, I sympathize with the unnamed masses of the Star Wars universe.
For I too know what it's like to be betrayed by an evil Chancellor.
The German chancellor is traveling to greece
She arrives at immigration and the immigration officer says "nationality?"
The chancelor says "German"
Officer: occupation?
Chancelor: no not this time.
Did you hear about the constipated chancellor?
He couldn't budge it :P
Trump gets back from an official visit to Germany, and starts tweeting
"Just got back from Germany, but couldn't meet with Chancellor Merkel- SAD! Had to meet with his UGLY secretary, who's got a bowl cut and is barely a 3 at best."
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My friend recently tried to get appointed chancellor of Germany but failed.
I told him he was literally worse than Hitler.
Angela Merkel has been German chancellor for 13 years. Not to invoke Godwin's Law, but you know who else was chancellor of Germany for 13 years?
Konrad Adenauer
Why did Chancellor Palpatine get arrested?
Because he was exposed by Wookieleaks.
May is the new British PM, Hammond is the new British Chancellor
Does that mean Clarkson is the new Minister for Transport?
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chancellor fuels jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working chancellor danke piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.