Chancellor Jokes

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Funniest Chancellor Short Jokes

Short chancellor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chancellor humour may include short chairman jokes also.

  1. What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor? I'd tap that.
  2. Why didn't Donald Trump shake hands with the Chancellor of Germany? Because Her hands were bigger than His.
  3. As a German, I sympathize with the unnamed masses of the Star Wars universe. For I too know what it's like to be betrayed by an evil Chancellor.
  4. The German chancellor is traveling to greece She arrives at immigration and the immigration officer says "nationality?"
    The chancelor says "German"
    Officer: occupation?
    Chancelor: no not this time.
  5. What did the former German chancellor's wife say to him to remind him to change his watch for Daylight Saving Time? Konrad, add an hour!
  6. Angela Merkel has been German chancellor for 13 years. Not to invoke Godwin's Law, but you know who else was chancellor of Germany for 13 years? Konrad Adenauer
  7. May is the new British PM, Hammond is the new British Chancellor Does that mean Clarkson is the new Minister for Transport?
  8. My friend recently tried to get appointed chancellor of Germany but failed. I told him he was literally worse than h**....

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Chancellor One Liners

Which chancellor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chancellor? I can suggest the ones about headmaster and professor.

  1. Did you hear about the constipated chancellor? He couldn't budge it :P
  2. Why did Chancellor Palpatine get arrested? Because he was exposed by Wookieleaks.
  3. What do you call a happy German chancellor? Angela Smirkel
  4. We saw the german chancellor fall down the stairs ! AUA !

Chancellor joke, We saw the german chancellor fall down the stairs ! AUA !

Amusing Chancellor Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about chancellor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean governor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chancellor pranks.

Chancellor Angela Merkel visits Athens.

Angela Merkel arrives at the Athens airport & stops by the immigration check.
"Nationality?" asks the Immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?" he asks.
"No, just visiting for a few days."

Angela Merkel visits Athens for a farewell visit before stepping down as Chancellor

She arrives at the airport and is stopped by the customs official.
"Angela Dorothea Merkel."
"No, just visiting for a few days."

The chancellor of the university is complaining to the dean of physics...

"We need to cut costs!" He says. "All this complex technology you guys use! Why can't you be more like the Maths department? All they need is pencils, paper and wastebaskets!"
"Better still," says the dean of physics, "we could be like the philosophy department. All they need is the pencils and paper."

A WWII joke for you guys...

Olaf Scholz, the German chancellor, visits France and is not recognized by the customs guard at the French border.
'Name?', the guard barks out.
'Olaf Scholz', he says.
'Oh no,' he says, 'just for a few days.'

The Chancellor of Germany, Prince Harry's wife, and the actor who played Gollum should set up an emporium of p**... wigs in Sarkel, Russia

...and call it "Merkel, Markle and Serkis' Sarkel Merkin Circus"

Trump gets back from an official visit to Germany, and starts tweeting

"Just got back from Germany, but couldn't meet with Chancellor Merkel- SAD! Had to meet with his UGLY secretary, who's got a bowl cut and is barely a 3 at best."

Chancellor joke, Trump gets back from an official visit to Germany, and starts tweeting