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- Why didn't Donald Trump shake hands with the Chancellor of Germany? Because Her hands were bigger than His.
- As a German, I sympathize with the unnamed masses of the Star Wars universe. For I too know what it's like to be betrayed by an evil Chancellor.
- The German chancellor is traveling to greece She arrives at immigration and the immigration officer says "nationality?"
The chancelor says "German"
Officer: occupation?
Chancelor: no not this time. - What did the former German chancellor's wife say to him to remind him to change his watch for Daylight Saving Time? Konrad, add an hour!
- Angela Merkel has been German chancellor for 13 years. Not to invoke Godwin's Law, but you know who else was chancellor of Germany for 13 years? Konrad Adenauer
- May is the new British PM, Hammond is the new British Chancellor Does that mean Clarkson is the new Minister for Transport?
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- Did you hear about the constipated chancellor? He couldn't budge it :P
- Why did Chancellor Palpatine get arrested? Because he was exposed by Wookieleaks.
- What do you call a happy German chancellor? Angela Smirkel
- We saw the german chancellor fall down the stairs ! AUA !
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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?
I'd tap that.
Chancellor Angela Merkel visits Athens.
Angela Merkel arrives at the Athens airport & stops by the immigration check.
"Nationality?" asks the Immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?" he asks.
"No, just visiting for a few days."
A WWII joke for you guys...
Olaf Scholz, the German chancellor, visits France and is not recognized by the customs guard at the French border.
'Name?', the guard barks out.
'Olaf Scholz', he says.
'Occupation?'
'Oh no,' he says, 'just for a few days.'
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The Chancellor of Germany, Prince Harry's wife, and the actor who played Gollum should set up an emporium of p**... wigs in Sarkel, Russia
...and call it "Merkel, Markle and Serkis' Sarkel Merkin Circus"
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My friend recently tried to get appointed chancellor of Germany but failed.
I told him he was literally worse than h**....
