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Discover hundreds of hilarious jokes from popular characters Jackie Chan, Shin Chan, Charlie Chan, Chris Chan, Onii Chan, Crayon Shin Chan, Chong, Choy and Wong. Laugh out loud at these witty jokes and share them with your friends.

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Short chan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chan humour may include short jackie chan jokes also.

  1. I saw an expensive looking body pillow for sale today I know some people who would pay a 4-Chan for it
  2. Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day? Because they're so full of mummies
    (As told by "Jackie chan" while cooking my lunch on the hibachi grill)
  3. How many Jackie Chans does it take to change a weebs light bulb? One because hes the Onii Chan they need.
  4. More girls chase after me everyday than Leonardo, Channing Tatum and ronaldo combined -Bus driver
  5. Scientists Have Isolated a Single Unit of Potato and Taught it to Use 4chan They've named the project Channing Tatum.
  6. A Korean kid walks into class with no homework. "Where is your homework, little Wu-Chan-Le?" asks the teacher.
    "My dog ate it," he replied. "Then my dad ate the dog."
  7. Research from China shows the Coronavirus really attacks the Lungs As well as the Chans, Wongs, Lees and Lins.
  8. If you watch a movie with Jackie Chan backwards... You will get a documentary about a Chinese guy who assembles furniture with his feet.
  9. I hope Jackie Chan doesn't go the way of Eddie Murphy... I probably wouldn't be able to discern if he was playing every character in a movie or not.
  10. Julie Julie Julie Julie?
    Yes Oni-Chan?
    Stole my condoms?
    No Oni-Chan!
    Telling Lies?
    No Oni-Chan!!
    Open Wide!
    AHH AHH AHH

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  1. What's Jackie Chan's favorite type of car? KIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!
  2. What's the name of Jackie Chan's catholic brother? Chris Chan
  3. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan have just split. I guess she wasn't Dewan.
  4. A lot of people tell me I look like a blind Channing Tatum I don't see it
  5. Why does Jackie Chan support United China? 'cause he doesn't support the Leeway
  6. What does an onii-chan drive? A Niisan.
    *cue rimshot*
  7. What is Jackie Chan's favorite beverage? WA-TAH!!!!
  8. How does Jackie Chan like his massages? Jet Li.
  9. - which cosplay suit women the most? - Kit-chan
  10. What's Jackie Chan's favourite dessert?
  11. Why did Jackie Chan go swimming? Because it's offshore.
  12. TIL the hacker of The Fappening was a Vietnamese guy called Phor Chan Hue hue
  13. In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
    No questions.
  14. So we all know the earth chan joke But would the sun character throw a lot of shade?
  15. What is Jackie Chan's favourite drink? "Waaaater!!"

Jackie Chan Jokes

Here is a list of funny jackie chan jokes and even better jackie chan puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Kristen Stewart? Jackie's bloopers go only after the movie ends.
  • You know those old movies with Jackie Chan where he is reluctant to fight in the beginning, but then he warms up starts swinging like there is no tomorrow?! ... I'm the same way with drinking.
  • What do you call your asian friend who frequently masturbates? Jacky Chan.
  • How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there? AYA!!
  • What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? WA-TAAAAH!
  • Jackie Chan is in the new 'Star Wars' He's a Thai Fighter
  • Jackie Chan is implicated in the Panama Leaks. This must be some sort of kung-fulery.

Chris Chan Jokes

Here is a list of funny chris chan jokes and even better chris chan puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A recent poll showed most women wanted Channing Tatum to hit on them. Who was the least wanted? Chris Brown
Chan joke, A recent poll showed most women wanted Channing Tatum to hit on them. Who was the least wanted?

Chan joke, A recent poll showed most women wanted Channing Tatum to hit on them. Who was the least wanted?

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Tried to change my password to Twilight...

...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :(

The chancellor of the university is complaining to the dean of physics...

"We need to cut costs!" He says. "All this complex technology you guys use! Why can't you be more like the Maths department? All they need is pencils, paper and wastebaskets!"
"Better still," says the dean of physics, "we could be like the philosophy department. All they need is the pencils and paper."

Let's change things up a bit.

I thought I found a quarter inside one of my shoes. That would have been strange enough on its own, but it turned out to be a nickel, which made even less cents.

Chancellor Angela Merkel visits Athens.

Angela Merkel arrives at the Athens airport & stops by the immigration check.
"Nationality?" asks the Immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?" he asks.
"No, just visiting for a few days."

"Could we change the topic, please?"

Two german friends chat and soon they come to the topic of the Holocaust. One of them then looks very sad and asks his friend: "Could we change the topic, please? I've never told you, but my grandpa died in Ausschwitz."
The other responds: "Sure, man, no problem. But may I ask you, how did your grandfather die?"
"Well, one day he got really drunk, fell from a watchtower and broke his neck..."

changed my voice settings to Spanish on my gps

it told me i didn't have enough people in the car

There were 3 Chinese men...

Han, Chan and Fan were planning on migrating to the USA.
They all wanted to assimilate as quickly as possible, so they decided to adopt more traditional American sounding names.
Han decided that he would be Huck.
Chan decided that he would be Chuck.
And Fan...well Fan decided that he`d stay in China.

Can't take that chance

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker
told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man
thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take
that chance."

I changed my mind

Wife: I changed my mind...
Husband: Does the new one work?

They changed something in the matrix...

and now all the eigenvalues are wrong.

I'm going to change my Facebook username to NOBODY.

So when people make c**... posts and I like them, it will say "NOBODY likes this."

I tried to change the colour of my monk's costume so I could reuse it

but I guess old habits dye hard.

I tried changing my password to "Twilight".

It said "Error: contains too many useless characters"

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Change is hard.

I mean, have you ever tried to bend a quarter?

I changed my iPod's name to "The Titanic".

It's synching.

"I've changed my mind."

"Thank God! Does it work better now?"

I changed my password to "incorrect"

So when I forget it my computer will tell me "your password is incorrect"

I had to change my GPS's voice from female to male

because the female GPS told me to pull over and ask for directions.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Change is hard

So don't throw coins.

If I ever had the chance to name a new road, I'd call it "Skin Road".

Just so I could laugh at the people living at number 4

I had to change the battery in my clock.

It was about time.

Change sentence to tense?

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
.
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

I just changed my iPhone's name to "Titanic"

I just changed my iPhone's name to "Titanic" and plugged it in.
It's syncing now.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollar bills but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

"Change comes from within"

Once you accidentally s**... it.

Tried changing my password to "14days"

but it was two week

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

For a change of pace, here's a limerick; "( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0"

Sorry, did that not make any sense?
How about -
>"A dozen, a g**..., and a score,
>
>plus three times the square root of four,
>
>divided by seven,
>
>plus five times eleven,
>
>is nine squared and not a bit more."

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby...

My name, address and telephone number.

I tried changing my password to "Goku"

But facebook said it was too weak.

I was changing some fuses at Buzzfeed...

... Number 14 shocked me.

Just changed my Facebook name to 'benefits'

so when you add me it says 'You are now friends with benefits'.

So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby.

So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!

After I changed s**..., my daughter has been ignoring me..

It seems like I'm transparent

We changed our dog's name to Dad.

Because he kept running away

Others change, but you should be yourself!

said one corn to another in the digestive tract

They changed the power of my favourite light bulbs

And they're just not watt they used to be

I changed my iPhone's name to "Titanic"

It's syncing now.

I am going to change my name to time being.

Because everyone is always doing stuff for the time being.
Hertz donut.

They should change the name of The Paris Agreement to "The Weekend Golfing Trip."

Trump would never pull out of that.

Change is inevitable...

Except from a vending machine.

I had a chance to buy a couple of haunted houses and turn them into rental properties...

but I said no, because who wants to be the lessor of two evils?

I have a 50% chance to get laid tonight.

I mean, if 1 out of 2 persons wants it, that's 50%, right?

Q: What are your chances of falling in love in Rio de Janeiro?

A: One in a Brazilian

I've changed so much since my GF told me she's pregnant

For example my name, address and even phone number

I tried to change my password to Beefstew1

But they said it wasn't stroganoff

I haven't changed much over the years

I also haven't showered in months

Name change

Did you hear about the guy who legally changed his name to 'Username'? When he died, all the headlines read: "Username checks out!"

I changed all my light switches to carbon fiber ones

They make the rooms lighter

Changing a "C" to a "G" can have fatal consequences...

because some Clockwork suddenly turns into a drive-by shooting.

With all these celebrities getting outed for molesting kids, it's only a matter of time before Jackie Chan is exposed.

Like, do you have any idea how many times he told Jaden Smith to jacket off in the karate kid?

I just tried changing my password to Beefstew1

But the site said that it was not stroganoff.

Given the chance, I would probably have s**... with a clock.

But only if time permits...

I changed my last name to 'Batman' the day before my wedding

My Father-in-Law didn't enjoy the wedding of Dan and Anna BATMAN.

Be the change you want to see.

Disclaimer : Above quote is not for blind people as they can't see.

How to change the blinker fluid in your car or truck:

STEP ONE: wear safety glasses! If you get any fluid in your eye, it will cause uncontrollable blinking until you wash it out.

Name Change

A guy goes to the municipal authorities asking to change his name.
- You, Sir, need to have a serious reason to change your name, what's yours?
- Well, my name is John Shitson.
- Oh, I see, it's a valid reason. So, what do you want to change your name to?
- Peter Shitson.

What did they change the name of the Ford Bronco to when O.J. Simpson got acquitted?

The Ford Escape!

The Chancellor of Germany, Prince Harry's wife, and the actor who played Gollum should set up an emporium of p**... wigs in Sarkel, Russia

...and call it "Merkel, Markle and Serkis' Sarkel Merkin Circus"

I changed the name of my printer to George R. R. Martin

It's old, works slow, has issues finishing jobs, and constantly disappoints me.

Just tried to change my password to..

Just tried to change my password to.. 'The_Last_Jedi,' but Facebook wouldn't let me. Said there are too many useless characters.

Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

- 50 cent.

They said I had to change because I overcomplicated things..

So I gave my life a 540 **°** turn.

"What are the chances of me dying?" I asked my skydiving instructor, moments before jumping.

"Very high," he said. "My wife just left me."

What are the chances you win the lottery?

1/2 because your either win or you don't.

What's the chances of winning the Mexican lottery?

Juan in a million.

What does changing a password and my wife have in common?

They both keep saying "the input provided does not meet the minimum length requirements."

Change your wifi password to 2444666668888888

So when someone asks for it, you can say 12345678

My chances with my crush are like jesus's second coming...

My mom believes in them but it ain't gonna happen.

Me :well, you know, change is inedible

Her : I think you mean inevitable
Me : *spitting out nickels* nope

Why did I change my last name?

SO my wife could have Ms. Carriage

What are the chances that a gorilla would jump on a lion?

Anyways I lost my job at the zoo today.

Don't try to change the shape of 2-sided polygons.

Let bigons be bigons.

I just changed my car engine to France.

Gonna have tons of revolutions now!

Chan joke, I just changed my car engine to France.

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