Following is our collection of funny Chan jokes. There are some chan chang jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chan jackie chan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :(
"We need to cut costs!" He says. "All this complex technology you guys use! Why can't you be more like the Maths department? All they need is pencils, paper and wastebaskets!"
"Better still," says the dean of physics, "we could be like the philosophy department. All they need is the pencils and paper."
I thought I found a quarter inside one of my shoes. That would have been strange enough on its own, but it turned out to be a nickel, which made even less cents.
Angela Merkel arrives at the Athens airport & stops by the immigration check.
"Nationality?" asks the Immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?" he asks.
"No, just visiting for a few days."
Two german friends chat and soon they come to the topic of the Holocaust. One of them then looks very sad and asks his friend: "Could we change the topic, please? I've never told you, but my grandpa died in Ausschwitz."
The other responds: "Sure, man, no problem. But may I ask you, how did your grandfather die?"
"Well, one day he got really drunk, fell from a watchtower and broke his neck..."
it told me i didn't have enough people in the car
Han, Chan and Fan were planning on migrating to the USA.
They all wanted to assimilate as quickly as possible, so they decided to adopt more traditional American sounding names.
Han decided that he would be Huck.
Chan decided that he would be Chuck.
And Fan...well Fan decided that he`d stay in China.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker
told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man
thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take
that chance."
Wife: I changed my mind...
Husband: Does the new one work?
So when people make crappy posts and I like them, it will say "NOBODY likes this."
but I guess old habits dye hard.
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It said "Error: contains too many useless characters"
I mean, have you ever tried to bend a quarter?
It's synching.
"Thank God! Does it work better now?"
So when I forget it my computer will tell me "your password is incorrect"
Intersect it with a plane.
So don't throw coins.
Just so I could laugh at the people living at number 4
It was about time.
I just changed my iPhone's name to "Titanic" and plugged it in.
It's syncing now.
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
My newt.
Because the only constant is change.
but it was two week
Sorry, did that not make any sense?
How about -
>"A dozen, a gross, and a score,
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>plus three times the square root of four,
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>divided by seven,
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>plus five times eleven,
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>is nine squared and not a bit more."
Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
My name, address and telephone number.
But facebook said it was too weak.
... Number 14 shocked me.
so when you add me it says 'You are now friends with benefits'.
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!
It seems like I'm transparent
Because he kept running away
said one corn to another in the digestive tract
And they're just not watt they used to be
Because they're so full of mummies
(As told by "Jackie chan" while cooking my lunch on the hibachi grill)
Except from a vending machine.
but I said no, because who wants to be the lessor of two evils?
I mean, if 1 out of 2 persons wants it, that's 50%, right?
For example my name, address and even phone number
But they said it wasn't stroganoff
Did you hear about the guy who legally changed his name to 'Username'? When he died, all the headlines read: "Username checks out!"
Like, do you have any idea how many times he told Jaden Smith to jacket off in the karate kid?
But the site said that it was not stroganoff.
But only if time permits...
My Father-in-Law didn't enjoy the wedding of Dan and Anna BATMAN.
The Ford Escape!
It's old, works slow, has issues finishing jobs, and constantly disappoints me.
Just tried to change my password to.. 'The_Last_Jedi,' but Facebook wouldn't let me. Said there are too many useless characters.
- 50 cent.
"Very high," he said. "My wife just left me."
1/2 because your either win or you don't.
They both keep saying "the input provided does not meet the minimum length requirements."
So when someone asks for it, you can say 12345678
Her : I think you mean inevitable
Me : *spitting out nickels* nope
Anyways I lost my job at the zoo today.
Gonna have tons of revolutions now!
I think I'll grow my bald spot out!
But you have to insert a dollar first
I really wish I used toilet paper instead, though.
They will now be called personmen
But they are still higher than the chance of you getting a girlfriend/boyfriend
An incompentent counterfeiter spent all day making his funny money. At the end of the day he realizes he spent all his time making $15 bills.
He figures that the only way he's going to get anything from this batch of money, is to find a place where the people aren't too bright and change his phoney money for real cash.
He travels to a small town and walks into a small Mom and Pop grocery store. He goes to the old man behind the counter and asks him, "Do you have change for a $15 bill?"
The old man replies, "I sure do...How would you like that? An eight and a seven or two sixes and a three?"
But the thyme is cumin
So I've decided to get big breast transplant tomorrow
But it was too exorbitant for an ex-orbit ant.
No one has voted me since
For onlyfans.
which is why, when I fly, I always carry a bomb.
They don't deserve the capitol.
Or is it pretty light ?
For instance, my name, address, telephone number..
I'd tell him, thanks for nothing.
I'm finally off the cakepops!
Then it would only have 1 'i'
An old couple is ready to go to sleep.
The old man lies on the bed, but the old woman lies down on the floor.
The old man asks, Why are you going to sleep on the floor?
The old woman says, Because I want to feel something hard for a change.
….Gatherer
One, she just holds it up and the world revolves around her.
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chan choi jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working chan chung piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.