The Best 23 Championships Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Championships jokes. There are some championships winner jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these championships tournament puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Championships Jokes and Puns

I really wanted to watch the International Origami Championships tonight.

Sadly, it's only on paper view.

A man walks into a bar

and is immediately disqualified from the Limbo World Championships.

Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere

Me: well it got me to the sarcasm world championships in Peru 98

Really

Me: No

Championships joke,  Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere

Blind Masturbation Championships

Went to the blind masturbation championships the other day.

No idea where I came.

Last week I competed in the World Tanning Championships..

I came out with a Bronze..


Origami

The World Origami Championships is today.

Let's see how it unfolds.

The Kleptomania Championships are tonight

Winner takes all

Championships joke, The Kleptomania Championships are tonight

So the 2017 World Chess Championships are being held in Iran. There's going to be some rule changes:

Queens won't be able to move without the king's permission, and bishops will face summary execution for spreading the word of the false prophet

Me: Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere.

Dad: Well, it got me to the "Sarcasm World Championships" in Uruguay in 2018.

Me: Really?

Dad: No

I just got home from the World Amnesiac Masturbation Championships.

I can't remember where I came.

Did you hear that they're broadcasting the World Origami Championships?

It's on paper-view.

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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

I was looking forward to watching the World Origami Championships today

Totally gutted when I found out that it was on paper view only.

The vegan track championships were cancelled

No meet.

For anyone interested in watching the World Origami Championships

It's on paper view.

Championships joke, For anyone interested in watching the World Origami Championships

The Paralympic World Championships in Mexico City has been postponed

It's been crippled by an earthquake.

What's a marathon runner doing at the Scandinavian Queueing Championships?

He's trying to get to the Finnish line.

If Hunter Renfrow has another game against Alabama like the last two championships, I've decided that I'm going to name my first born child after him.

Hopefully, Jessica will adapt to the new name.


After winning 5 years running, I was finally beaten in the World Cracker Eating Championships.

Man that was hard to swallow.

You're a rising star in the competitive masturbation circuit who's in LA for the WBC (World Bate Championships).

Don't choke.

In my free time, I commentate live on the International Joke championships...

Guess you could call me a pun-dit.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

"Have a good one, son."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the championships championship jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working championships medalist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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