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Short championship jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The championship humour may include short challenger jokes also.

  1. I really wanted to watch the International origami Championships tonight. Sadly, it's only on paper view.
  2. A man walks into a bar... ...and loses the international limbo championship.
    (I feel like this is probably really old, but I hadn't heard it before.)
  3. - "Dude, sarcasm will never get you anywhere in life" + "Well, it got me to the Sarcasm World Championship in peru back in 98"
    - "Really?"
    + "..."
  4. A man walks into a bar and is immediately disqualified from the Limbo World Championships.
  5. Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere Me: well it got me to the sarcasm world championships in Peru 98
    Me: No
  6. Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL? They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup
  7. As a German I have concerns about the European soccer championship... Last time it didn't end well when we sent a couple boys to France to defeat all of Europe.
  8. Bill Russell tried to sell a championship ring to lebron james for $1...... ...... but LeBron only has 3 quarters.
    Read online on a comment. LOL
  9. Me: Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere. Dad: Well, it got me to the "Sarcasm World Championships" in Uruguay in 2018.
    Me: Really?
    Dad: No
  10. The Origami world championships are live on TV this year. It's only available on pay per view though.

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Championship One Liners

Which championship one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with championship? I can suggest the ones about tournament and trophy.

  1. I entered the world kleptomaniac championship tournament I took gold, silver and bronze.
  2. What does Lebron James do after winning the nba
    He turns off his Xbox.
  3. I'm going to the reverse origami championship tomorrow Can't wait to see how it unfolds
  4. Last week I competed in the World tanning Championships.. I came out with a Bronze..
  5. Origami The World Origami Championships is today.
    Let's see how it unfolds.
  6. The Kleptomania Championships are tonight Winner takes all
  7. I wanted to watch the world Origami Championship on TV. But it was only on paper view
  8. I'm thinking of starting a marsupial fighting championship I'll call it mortal wombat
  9. Today I won the National laziness Championship! What did you win?
  10. Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships? Because I ran
  11. Who won the World Lumberjack Championship team event? Tree fellers from Ireland.
  12. Did you hear about the knotting championship match? They tied.
  13. What do you call an Englishmam in the Euro championship final A referee
  14. How many Quarterbacks does it take to win the National Championship? Tua them.
  15. For anyone interested in watching the World Origami Championships It's on paper view.

Championship joke, For anyone interested in watching the World Origami Championships

Comedy Championship Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about championship you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean college finals jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make championship pranks.

Three guys are talking about their families (likely a re-post)

Three men - Bob, Joe, and David - are bragging about their families. Bob and Joe are Catholic, and David is m**....
Joe says "I've got four athletic daughters. One more and I'll have a championship basketball team."
Bob responds "I've got eight athletic sons. One more and I'll have an all-Anerican baseball team."
David answers "I've got five beautiful wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."

Norwegians like to joke about the inferior intellect of our Swedish neighbors. This is my favorite joke:

A Norwegian is sitting at the bar and enjoying a nice drink. He turns to the large muscle man sitting by his side and asks: "Do you wan't to hear a joke about the swedes?"
The man replies: "Well, buddy, before you tell that joke I'd like you to know this: I am the current Swedish heavy weight boxing champion. The guy next to me won the Swedish wrestling championship five times and the guy sitting next to him represented Sweden in the Olympic games as a weight lifter. Are you absolutely sure you wan't to tell that joke?"
The Norwegian thinks for a few seconds and replies: "Meh, Not if I have to explain the joke THREE times."


Just got back from competing in the Blindfolded m**... World Championship
No idea where I came.

A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar..

.. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship.

Blind m**... Championships

Went to the blind m**... championships the other day.
No idea where I came.

So the 2017 World Chess Championships are being held in Iran. There's going to be some rule changes:

Queens won't be able to move without the king's permission, and bishops will face summary execution for spreading the word of the false prophet

I've had a good couple of days,

I've just got back from winning the World Domestic Violence Championship.
I knocked my daughter out in the semis and beat my wife in the final.
Yesterday I entered the world blindfolded w**... championship.
I have no idea where I came though.

Poor children in African nations are really excited...

They're finally getting New England Patriot super bowl championship shirts!

Why hasn't columbine won a basketball championship since 1999?

They lost their best shooters

Winner of the National Championship for Poems - Category: "Timbuktu"

Tim and I off hunting went.
Found three girls in a pop up tent.
They were three and we were two.
So I bucked one and,
Tim bucked two.

Did you hear about the brothel that opened across the street from a golf course?

It too has 36 championship holes.

*Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere*

Me: It got me to the world sarcasm championship in peru.
Me: No

A man walks into a bar in New Orleans

He sits down next to a man in a jacket. Both of them are watching a preview of the upcoming nfc championship. They both start debating over who will win, and the debate turns into an argument. The man says 100 bucks my saints win! Your on replied the man as he unzipped his coat to reveal black and white stripes. Good luck I got a game to ref replies the ref.

I just got home from the World Amnesiac m**... Championships.

I can't remember where I came.

With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'

It's on paperview

A Frenchman, a Dutchman and a German walk into a bar...

Normally there also would've been a Belgian, an Englishman and an Italian, but they couldn't come since they're still at the European Championship.

In today's European Championship soccer match, several players from the Czech Republic were seen slipping on the grass repeatedly in their loss to Denmark, while their Danish opponents didn't seem to have an issue at all.

Must be an issue with Czechs and balances.

Bad dream

A guy went to the doctor complaining about a bad dream.
Doctor : what seems to be the problem?
Guy: I'm having dreams about this chickens playing in a soccer championship, every night.
Doctor: for how long?
Guy: must be a weak or so.
Doctor: okay, we'll solve this problem, just take this pills twice a day for a week, starting now!
Guy: OK Doc thank you but can I start tomorrow cause tonight is the final?

Did you hear that they're broadcasting the World Origami Championships?

It's on paper-view.

After my son's team won the championship, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party afterwards.

It was the Father, the Son, and the Goalie Host.

Last night I dreamed I was driving a Ferrari in the Formula 1 championship race...

I was fast, asleep.

My son wanted to hear a basketball joke.

I couldn't think of any so I did what anyone would do...
Me: "Alexa, tell me a basketball joke."
Alexa: "The last time the Boston Celtics won a championship, I didn't exist!"

Thousands of people have made it to the finals of the world limbo championship

Apparently the bar was set too high

Championship joke, Thousands of people have made it to the finals of the world limbo championship

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