Championship Jokes
61 championship jokes and hilarious championship puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about championship that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Championship Short Jokes
Short championship jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The championship humour may include short challenger jokes also.
- I really wanted to watch the International origami Championships tonight. Sadly, it's only on paper view.
- A man walks into a bar... ...and loses the international limbo championship.
(I feel like this is probably really old, but I hadn't heard it before.) - Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere Me: well it got me to the sarcasm world championships in peru 98
Really
Me: No - Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL? They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup
- As a German I have concerns about the European soccer championship... Last time it didn't end well when we sent a couple boys to France to defeat all of Europe.
- Bill Russell tried to sell a championship ring to lebron james for $1...... ...... but LeBron only has 3 quarters.
Read online on a comment. LOL - The Origami world championships are live on TV this year. It's only available on pay per view though.
- A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar.. .. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship.
- Did you hear that they're broadcasting the World Origami Championships? It's on paper-view.
- Last night I dreamed I was driving a Ferrari in the Formula 1 championship race... I was fast, asleep.
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Championship One Liners
Which championship one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with championship? I can suggest the ones about tournament and trophy.
- I entered the world kleptomaniac championship tournament I took gold, silver and bronze.
- What does Lebron James do after winning the nba
Championship? He turns off his Xbox. - I'm going to the reverse origami championship tomorrow Can't wait to see how it unfolds
- Last week I competed in the World tanning Championships.. I came out with a Bronze..
- Origami The World Origami Championships is today.
Let's see how it unfolds. - The Kleptomania Championships are tonight Winner takes all
- I'm thinking of starting a marsupial fighting championship I'll call it mortal wombat
- Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships? Because I ran
- Did you hear about the knotting championship match? They tied.
- How many Quarterbacks does it take to win the National Championship? Tua them.
- A horse walks into a bar. This makes it lose the Worlds Dressage Championship.
- The vegan track championships were cancelled No meet.
- What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship? Having legs...
- Steph Curry did what Lebron couldn't do Win a championship in Cleveland
- Who has been waiting the longest for Philadelphia's first NFL championship? Bald eagles
Comedy Championship Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about championship you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean college finals jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make championship pranks.
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Three guys are talking about their families (likely a re-post)
Three men - Bob, Joe, and David - are bragging about their families. Bob and Joe are Catholic, and David is m**....
Joe says "I've got four athletic daughters. One more and I'll have a championship basketball team."
Bob responds "I've got eight athletic sons. One more and I'll have an all-Anerican baseball team."
David answers "I've got five beautiful wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."
Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?
They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.
This weekend the Patriots defeated the Colts in the AFC championship game by a score of 45-7...
But, this week it would be 38-14, adjusted for inflation.
How is winning the Stanley Cup different than winning other championship trophies?
Don't ask me... I'm from Buffalo.
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Blind m**... Championships
Went to the blind m**... championships the other day.
No idea where I came.
So the 2017 World Chess Championships are being held in Iran. There's going to be some rule changes:
Queens won't be able to move without the king's permission, and bishops will face summary execution for spreading the word of the false prophet
Watching the NCAA Football Championship Game with Dad
Me: "Who's the favorite?"
Dad: "Your brother."
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- "Dude, sarcasm will never get you anywhere in life"
+ "Well, it got me to the Sarcasm World Championship in Peru back in 98"
- "Really?"
+ "..."
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I've had a good couple of days,
I've just got back from winning the World Domestic Violence Championship.
I knocked my daughter out in the semis and beat my wife in the final.
Yesterday I entered the world blindfolded w**... championship.
I have no idea where I came though.
Did you see the Alabama football player who proposed after he won the national championship last night?
His sister started crying and could barely give him a clear answer
Poor children in African nations are really excited...
They're finally getting New England Patriot super bowl championship shirts!
Winner of the National Championship for Poems - Category: "Timbuktu"
Tim and I off hunting went.
Found three girls in a pop up tent.
They were three and we were two.
So I bucked one and,
Tim bucked two.
Did you hear about the brothel that opened across the street from a golf course?
It too has 36 championship holes.
Sunday, March 4, 2017:
World Chess Championship. The hotel hosts a gala event with food and drink in the hotel lobby. The semi finalists are mingling. The final two are bragging about their respective stratagems for the final match. The desk clerk asks them to hang around. Because we all love to hear.... Two Chess nuts, boasting in an open foyer.
A man walks into a bar in New Orleans
He sits down next to a man in a jacket. Both of them are watching a preview of the upcoming nfc championship. They both start debating over who will win, and the debate turns into an argument. The man says 100 bucks my saints win! Your on replied the man as he unzipped his coat to reveal black and white stripes. Good luck I got a game to ref replies the ref.
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I just got home from the World Amnesiac m**... Championships.
I can't remember where I came.
Big news today in the World Reverse-Parking Championship....
Last years winner just backed out!
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'
It's on paperview
There was trouble at the 'World Speed Juggling Championship' last night
Things got out of hand pretty quickly
A Frenchman, a Dutchman and a German walk into a bar...
Normally there also would've been a Belgian, an Englishman and an Italian, but they couldn't come since they're still at the European Championship.
In today's European Championship soccer match, several players from the Czech Republic were seen slipping on the grass repeatedly in their loss to Denmark, while their Danish opponents didn't seem to have an issue at all.
Must be an issue with Czechs and balances.
Bad dream
A guy went to the doctor complaining about a bad dream.
Doctor : what seems to be the problem?
Guy: I'm having dreams about this chickens playing in a soccer championship, every night.
Doctor: for how long?
Guy: must be a weak or so.
Doctor: okay, we'll solve this problem, just take this pills twice a day for a week, starting now!
Guy: OK Doc thank you but can I start tomorrow cause tonight is the final?
What did one cow say to the other cow after they won the World Championship?
Nothing. Cows can't talk.
My son wanted to hear a basketball joke.
I couldn't think of any so I did what anyone would do...
Me: "Alexa, tell me a basketball joke."
Alexa: "The last time the Boston Celtics won a championship, I didn't exist!"
Thousands of people have made it to the finals of the world limbo championship
Apparently the bar was set too high
