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He turns off his Xbox.
...... but LeBron only has 3 quarters.
Read online on a comment. LOL
Can't wait to see how it unfolds
Three men - Bob, Joe, and David - are bragging about their families. Bob and Joe are Catholic, and David is Mormon.
Joe says "I've got four athletic daughters. One more and I'll have a championship basketball team."
Bob responds "I've got eight athletic sons. One more and I'll have an all-Anerican baseball team."
David answers "I've got five beautiful wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."
there was an announcement about the big championship wrestling match after school that involved the schools hottest girl student. After hearing this John asks Bill if he wants to go watch her wrestle. After contemplating for a John replies "I guess, but I'd rather see her box."
What did you win?
Atrophy
To watch the National Championship game.
After five minutes Winston is caught in the kitchen stuffing his shirt with crab legs.
Upon hearing of their potential ban from the bar, Saban hides out and waits until the middle of the night to sneak quietly to another bar in a different city.
But, this week it would be 38-14, adjusted for inflation.
Just got back from competing in the Blindfolded Masturbation World Championship
No idea where I came.
Don't ask me... I'm from Buffalo.
Win a championship in Cleveland
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Brought a championship to the Cavaliers!
The gunmen tried to escape, but luckily, officers were able to catch'em all.
...and loses the international limbo championship.
(I feel like this is probably really old, but I hadn't heard it before.)
I hear it was a real face off in the second round
Last time it didn't end well when we sent a couple boys to France to defeat all of Europe.
.. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship.
A referee
He threw it.
Dracula. Frankenstein went down for the count.
Having legs...
Because she can't win anything.
Me: "Who's the favorite?"
Dad: "Your brother."
and then it hit me.
But it was only on paper view
The most I've watched since Gordon Bombay led his team to the Championship in '92.
They tied.
+ "Well, it got me to the Sarcasm World Championship in Peru back in 98"
- "Really?"
+ "..."
I've just got back from winning the World Domestic Violence Championship.
I knocked my daughter out in the semis and beat my wife in the final.
Yesterday I entered the world blindfolded wanking championship.
I have no idea where I came though.
His sister started crying and could barely give him a clear answer
Tua them.
Because they're the only championship team that might accept his invitation to the white house.
They're finally getting New England Patriot super bowl championship shirts!
Bald eagles
They lost their best shooters
Is the women's version the World Bra?
They managed to get out of the Championship on their first attempt, just like Newcastle
Tim and I off hunting went.
Found three girls in a pop up tent.
They were three and we were two.
So I bucked one and,
Tim bucked two.
It's famous for being really hard to enter, but I really wanted to compete in it.
Let's just say... I pulled a few strings!
They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup
They almost won the championship, but it turns out their argument didn't have a leg to stand on.
Yeah? Well my dad bought me an xbox once, but then he left me
It too has 36 championship holes.
World Chess Championship. The hotel hosts a gala event with food and drink in the hotel lobby. The semi finalists are mingling. The final two are bragging about their respective stratagems for the final match. The desk clerk asks them to hang around. Because we all love to hear.... Two Chess nuts, boasting in an open foyer.
Neither has ever played in a conference championship game.
Me: It got me to the world sarcasm championship in peru.
"*Really*"
Me: No
He sits down next to a man in a jacket. Both of them are watching a preview of the upcoming nfc championship. They both start debating over who will win, and the debate turns into an argument. The man says 100 bucks my saints win! Your on replied the man as he unzipped his coat to reveal black and white stripes. Good luck I got a game to ref replies the ref.
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
You are the first class that will have a 100% participation in the annual senior skip day championship.
Last years winner just backed out!
This makes it lose the Worlds Dressage Championship.
I'll call it mortal wombat
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