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If Liverpool wins, somebody warn the Pope!

1981:
1. A British prince gets married
2. liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies
2005:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies
2018:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool is in the Champions League's final
3.

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If anyone's interested, my buddy has tickets for Champions League Final match (26th of May) in Kiev, Ukraine

He bought the tickets, but the d**... fool forgot he was getting married that weekend. Anyone up for taking this off his hands?

The girl's name is Catherine and she's really lovely.

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Shakhter Karagandy (Celtic's Champions League opponents)

Apparently they've been given permission for their pre-match tradition of sacrificing a sheep, I'd like to see them progress given Celtic's pre-match tradition of sacrificing a Mars bar.

I watched Liverpool in the Champions League Final on YouTube on Friday night.

I thought YouTube only done funnies, Boy did they they come up with the goods that night. Funniest thing I have ever seen.

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The real hero of Champions League is Make A Wish Foundation

who made a young r**... man's dream come true so he could be a goalkeeper at the finals.

Which 4 champions in League of Legends does a tumble gamer hates?

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If you wanna win the Champions League, always remember to brush your teeth

Else you'll get Karius.

Have you seen the new League of Legends champion, Phil Swift

He does a lot of damage

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