The Best 49 Champion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Champion jokes. There are some champion ufc jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these champion league of legends champion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Champion Jokes and Puns

Did you hear that the World Hokey Pokey Champion has died?

At the undertakers, they were putting him into the coffin. They got his left leg in. That's when the trouble started...

I met a guy recently who was a really good runner, but could only win races in wet weather.

They call him the Raining Champion.

A limbo champion walks into a bar

and loses his title.

Champion joke, A limbo champion walks into a bar

I don't meant to brag,

but I'm the world champion in false modesty.

Who wins between a nude guy and a fencing champion?

Nude guy, because pen is mightier than sword


Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white?

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Champion joke, What do you call a blonde in a closet?

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

The team that finished first in the local boat race were allowed to keep their boat.

Scenes of celebration broke out when they realized they had won the champion ship.

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion)

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

What happens when you cross a grown kitten, a donkey, and a champion?

A cat-ass-trophy.

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What would Ashley Tisdale have to do to become a boxing champion?

Bop bop bop, bop to the top

I have a boat that beats all other boats in races...

... It's a champion ship.

So this Limbo Champion walks into a bar...

and was immediately disqualified.

My wife recently won the Annual Women's Golf Meet in our district

Needless to say, I have started calling her the "Intercourse Champion of the County "

Hey girl, are you a cage match with heavyweight champion Manny Pacquiao?

Cause I'd last 10 seconds inside you but I'd still brag about it for the rest of my life.

Champion joke, Hey girl, are you a cage match with heavyweight champion Manny Pacquiao?

How did my son win a Turban at school today?

He was the champion of Hide and go Sikh

There was a man who became the karate champion on Christmas Day...

So he decided to go by the name, "The Nutcracker."

I've often wondered what my personal life would be lacking if I'd keep training and become a champion marksman…

…but I realised I wouldn't miss much

(Thought on this driving and wanted to share)


Did anybody hear about the karate champion who joined the army?

It was a disaster!

The first time he tried to salute, he nearly killed himself

Former champion Mike Tyson is opening a marijuana farm...

Now everyone can say they took a hit from Tyson!

I'm sick and tired of these millennial weathermen...

In my day, only the raining champion got an award, but nowadays everyone wants a precipitation trophy.

Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.

I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.

A blind man walks into a bar...

A blind man walks into a bar, without know its a lesbian bar, and says to the bartender:

"I have the world's best blonde joke. You wanna hear it?"

The bartender says "Hey, just so you know, I'm the world champion in wrestling. The girl next to you is the world champion in taekwondo and that girl over there is the world champion in kickboxing, and we're all blonde. Are you sure you still want to tell that joke?"

The guy replies "Haha, no thanks. I don't really feel like explaining the joke three times over."

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested

I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

The world tongue twister champion was killed today in a tragic accident.

He was run over by a red lorry. Then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry

I won gold at a weather forecasting event yesterday,

I beat the raining champion.

I went to lunch with a champion chess player.

It took him 8 minutes to pass me the salt...

The world champion in ventriloquism was murdered yesterday.

His scream was heard a mile away.

My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our buddy Ty is now the state boxing champion.

People from China refuse to acknowledge Ty won.

A limbo champion walked into a bar.

He was disqualified.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

1984 hide and go seek champion of the world

Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.

If found guilty he'll be given a tough sentence.

The world champion tongue twister got arrested.

I hear they're going to give him a tough sentence.

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves.

Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.

A limbo champion walks into a bar

They lost

Have you heard about the champion of hide and seek?

Me Neither

I auditioned for the WWE a few years ago

I auditioned for the WWE a few years ago under the wrestling name 'Paperman'.

I failed to get in though.

At the time Dwayne Johnson was the champion, and the bosses didn't want me beating him.

World tounge-twisting champion was just arrested.

It is expected that he will be given a really tough sentence.

A limbo champion walks into a bar

She's immediately disqualified

What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet?

Last year's hide-and-go-seek champion.

I once entered a weather pun competition

I beat the raining champion.

I have the heart of a champion, the brain of a genius

and the keys to the county morgue.

A drunk man walks into a bar

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"


The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"


The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."

My wife hasn't touched my genitals in years

She's a world champion at dodgeball.

Did you hear about the pole vault champion of North Korea?

He's now the pole vault champion of South Korea.

Chess Champion

The reporter asked the reigning chess grandmaster "What do you do before your games ?"

"Well", said the champ, "I never have sex on the night before a big match"

"Does that help you concentrate? "

"I'm not sure" he sighed "I don't have sex any other night either".

Norris: I can defeat any chess champion in three moves or less.

Boris: You know Chess?

Norris: No, Judo

I just beat the world chess champion in 3 moves.

Finally my high school karate courses have paid off.

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