Champion Jokes

Funniest Champion Short Jokes

Short champion jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The champion humour may include short challenger jokes also.

1. Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves. Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.
2. Police have arrested the world tongue-twister Champion. I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
3. The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
4. Did you hear about the pole vault champion of North Korea? He's now the pole vault champion of South Korea.
5. I'm sick and tired of these millennial weathermen... In my day, only the raining champion got an award, but nowadays everyone wants a precipitation trophy.
6. Did you hear that the World Hokey Pokey Champion has died? At the undertakers, they were putting him into the coffin. They got his left leg in. That's when the trouble started...
7. The world champion in ventriloquism was murdered yesterday. His scream was heard a mile away.
8. World tounge-twisting champion was just arrested. It is expected that he will be given a really tough sentence.
9. My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our buddy Ty is now the state boxing champion. People from China refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
10. Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?

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Champion One Liners

Which champion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with champion? I can suggest the ones about trophy and athlete.

1. So this Limbo Champion walks into a bar... and was immediately disqualified.
2. A limbo champion walks into a bar and loses his title.
3. The people of Pompeii... mannequin challenge champions since 79AD.
4. I won gold at a weather forecasting event yesterday, I beat the raining champion.
5. A limbo champion walked into a bar. He was disqualified.
6. I defeated a state chess champion in two moves My karate lessons really paid off.
7. A limbo champion walks into a bar She's immediately disqualified
8. What do you call a blonde in a closet? Last years hide and seek champion
9. Congratulations 2020 graduating class Reigning senior skip day champions!
10. What was the pirate boxing champion known for? His left hook.
11. I once entered a weather pun competition I beat the raining champion.
12. A limbo champion walks into a bar They lost
13. Have you heard about the champion of hide and seek? Me Neither
14. I don't meant to brag, but I'm the world champion in false modesty.
15. What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet? Last year's hide-and-go-seek champion.

All Champion Jokes

Here is a list of funny all champion jokes and even better all champion puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I defeated our local chess champion in less than three moves ... Finally, my high school karate lessons paid off.
• I went to lunch with a champion chess player. It took him 8 minutes to pass me the salt...
• The world champion tongue twister got arrested. I hear they're going to give him a tough sentence.
• I've often wondered what my personal life would be lacking if I'd keep training and become a champion marksman… …but I realised I wouldn't miss much
  (Thought on this driving and wanted to share)
• Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion. If found guilty he'll be given a tough sentence.
• The world tongue twister champion was killed today in a tragic accident. He was run over by a red lorry. Then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry
• What happened when the world's tongue-twister champion got arrested? They gave him a tough sentence!
• I just beat the world chess champion in 3 moves. Finally my high school karate courses have paid off.
• I have the heart of a champion, the brain of a genius and the keys to the county morgue.
• How did my son win a Turban at school today? He was the champion of Hide and go Sikh

Boxing Champion Jokes

Here is a list of funny boxing champion jokes and even better boxing champion puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• You're so poor, your neighborhood just received a box full of 49ers Superbowl champions t shirts.
• What would Ashley Tisdale have to do to become a boxing champion? Bop bop bop, bop to the top
• The number 5 was a champion at boxing. He lost when he turned into a 6. The reason he started losing was because he wasn't in his prime.

Heavyweight Champion Jokes

Here is a list of funny heavyweight champion jokes and even better heavyweight champion puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Hey girl, are you a cage match with heavyweight champion Manny Pacquiao? Cause I'd last 10 seconds inside you but I'd still brag about it for the rest of my life.
• Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World! ...If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?
• Boxer My Chicken became the world heavyweight champion.

Champion Boxer Jokes

Here is a list of funny champion boxer jokes and even better champion boxer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a champion boxer with flatulence? Gaseous Clay

Rib-Tickling Champion Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about champion you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chairman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make champion pranks.