Following is our collection of funny Champ jokes. There are some champ karate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these champ wrestler puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
His mother walks in. "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!"
"I'm kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?"
A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey, champ! How you doing?"
The kid ignores him.
"Don't like champ, huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?"
The kid turns his head quickly. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..." He then realized. "It can't be.."
"Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."
She gagged and took it like a champ
I don't know, ask a Falcons fan
He loses.
Now everyone can say they took a hit from Tyson!
Champ who?
The reporter asked the reigning chess grandmaster "What do you do before your games ?"
"Well", said the champ, "I never have sex on the night before a big match"
"Does that help you concentrate? "
"I'm not sure" he sighed "I don't have sex any other night either".
Nearly killed myself when I first saluted
He only came once and people all over the world are waiting for him to come again
Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!
He was hooked on phonics.
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"That's great. What about your mom?"
"Oh no, Dad would never allow that."
Because he was the raining champ.
A pugilist.
It's a movie about a karate champ that slowly becomes more and more of a oudsy until he finally moved back to Jersey.
He was the reigning wwe champ at the time
Mom, dad, I did it! I finally got my first girlfriend!
Proud of you champ. You finally left the platonic cave.
Hence why you can never really blow your way to the top.
I can't speak like the Elves from Lord of the Rings but I can curl my lip and order a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich like a champ!
So the Germans can march in the shade.
Yeah, he's the champ now.
Because she can't win anything.
"Who do you think is the biggest figure in the last 100 years?"
"Definitely that Armstrong guy."
"Why?"
"Why are you even asking? Playing the trumpet like a champ, landing on the Moon and winning tour de France is not big enough for you?"
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