Champ Jokes

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Funniest Champ Short Jokes

Short champ jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The champ humour may include short challenger jokes also.

1. TIFU by joining the army when I'm already a karate champ Nearly killed myself when I first saluted
2. Why are there no anti-vaxxer Boxing champs ? They whine about taking a few jabs and complain about rights.
3. Jesus must have been a champ in bed... He only came once and people all over the world are waiting for him to come again
4. Have you ever seen the karate kid backwards? It's a movie about a karate champ that slowly becomes more and more of a oudsy until he finally moved back to Jersey.
5. When I was a kid my dad hit me with the belt a few times He was the reigning wwe champ at the time
6. A philosopher's teenage son goes to tell his parents about his new girlfriend Mom, dad, I did it! I finally got my first girlfriend!
   Proud of you champ. You finally left the platonic cave.
7. I wanted to learn to speak Elvish but I got the wrong book. I can't speak like the Elves from Lord of the Rings but I can curl my lip and order a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich like a champ!
8. Did you hear about the potato who won the spring onion eating competition? Yeah, he's the champ now.
9. Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Élysées? Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Champ One Liners

Which champ one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with champ? I can suggest the ones about trophy and chaps.

1. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged and took it like a champ
2. A limbo champ walks into a bar. He loses.
3. What does John Cena wash his hair with? Champ who?
4. Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula hoop champ!
5. Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab? He was hooked on phonics.
6. What are a fedora tipper's three favorite pokemon? M'chop
   M'choke
   M'champ
7. Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
   It got angry and bit at the champ!
8. Why did the wrestler always carry an umbrella on him? Because he was the raining champ.
9. What do you call a Pug that has just become the boxing world champ? A pugilist.
10. What's a neckbeard's favorite pokemon? M'champ
11. Only 1 letter separates 'champ' from 'chump'.. ..and it's U.
12. Why is a bottle opened after winning something? Because it's champ-agne.
13. Why is the Champs Elysees lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade.
14. Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car? Because it was Elise

Laughable Champ Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about champ you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean athlete jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make champ pranks.