Laughable Champ Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business.
His mother walks in. "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!"
"I'm kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?"
A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey, champ! How you doing?"
The kid ignores him.
"Don't like champ, huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?"
The kid turns his head quickly. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..." He then realized. "It can't be.."
"Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ
How do you get a champagne cork back in the bottle?
I don't know, ask a Falcons fan
A limbo champ walks into a bar.
He loses.
Former champion Mike Tyson is opening a m**... farm...
Now everyone can say they took a hit from Tyson!
What does John Cena wash his hair with?
Champ who?
Chess Champion
The reporter asked the reigning chess grandmaster "What do you do before your games ?"
"Well", said the champ, "I never have s**... on the night before a big match"
"Does that help you concentrate? "
"I'm not sure" he sighed "I don't have s**... any other night either".
TIFU by joining the army when I'm already a karate champ
Nearly killed myself when I first saluted
Jesus must have been a champ in bed...
He only came once and people all over the world are waiting for him to come again
Saturn
Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!
Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?
He was hooked on phonics.
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"My dad's quite the champion of women's rights and is a feminist."
"That's great. What about your mom?"
"Oh no, Dad would never allow that."
Why did the wrestler always carry an umbrella on him?
Because he was the raining champ.
What do you call a Pug that has just become the boxing world champ?
A pugilist.
Have you ever seen the karate kid backwards?
It's a movie about a karate champ that slowly becomes more and more of a oudsy until he finally moved back to Jersey.
When I was a kid my dad hit me with the belt a few times
He was the reigning wwe champ at the time
Which 4 champions in League of Legends does a tumble gamer hates?
A philosopher's teenage son goes to tell his parents about his new girlfriend
Mom, dad, I did it! I finally got my first girlfriend!
Proud of you champ. You finally left the platonic cave.
Champions don't choke
Hence why you can never really blow your way to the top.
I wanted to learn to speak Elvish but I got the wrong book.
I can't speak like the Elves from Lord of the Rings but I can curl my lip and order a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich like a champ!
Why is the Champs Elysees lined with trees?
So the Germans can march in the shade.
Did you hear about the potato who won the spring onion eating competition?
Yeah, he's the champ now.
If there was a championship for the world's biggest loser, Hillary would take second place.
Because she can't win anything.
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Two friends are disscussing...
"Who do you think is the biggest figure in the last 100 years?"
"Definitely that Armstrong guy."
"Why?"
"Why are you even asking? Playing the trumpet like a champ, landing on the Moon and winning tour de France is not big enough for you?"
