Chamomile Jokes
4 chamomile jokes and hilarious chamomile puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chamomile that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Chamomile Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good chamomile joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Chamomile
Did you hear about the time the electronics company started offering free chamomile made with honey to gay people, and there was a long line for it?
They called it the LG bee tea queue.
I thought I could use a massage in these stressful times...
So I found a spa that was open last night.
Receptionist: Good evening and welcome sir! Would you like to try our Aromatherapy massage with lavender and chamomile?
Me: How much does it cost?
Receptionist: That would be $150
Me: Thats very expensive for me. Do you have something cheaper?
Receptionist: We do have a regular coconut oil massage for our budget conscious customers. That would be just $50
Me: Uhh... Do you have something even more cheaper?
The receptionist thought for a while and said
We'll pay you $37 to get massaged with a barrel of crude oil
A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh again.
Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened."
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"
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